PRESIDENT JONATHAN'S ADOPTED DAUGHTER MARRIES IN BAYELSA!!!

It was all ROUTES to Otuoke, Bayelsa State as Oga's adopted daughter got married the traditional way today!!! Her name is Faith Elizabeth Sakwe, and she got married to Godswill (not Goodluck)Osim Edward from Cross Rivers State. Faith is a lawyer.

• OK oooo. We don hear.
• Make una chop una rice finish, spray una $$$ finish and get back to RUNNING the damn country.
• There is 4ukin work to be done....BULLOCKS. Right now NEPA no work. Gutter dey smell for Lagos, just like yeye dey smell for Bayelsa.
• An exercise in frivolity....How does dat put food on d poor man's table???
• And we hear dat the Port Harcourt Airport is congested with PRIVATE JETS owned by all awa TIF TIF POLITICIANS, all struggling to attend the wedding in style. We wish una well o. God dey see una!!!
• Worse still Oga no dey ask say wusside dem get money take buy jets??? Dat na Nigeria 4u.

EDWIN CLARK'S SON'S KIDNAPPERS DEMAND N50 MILLION!!!

The kidnappers of elder Statesman Chief Edwin Clark's son, Ebikeme Clark, who was kidnapped Wednesday, are demanding the sum of N50 million for his release. He was picked up in Kiagbogo, Delta State by unknown assailants. Police are closing in on the kidnappers, and have asked the family not to yield to any monetary demands. The kidnappers are said to be the kinsmen of audacious Chief Edwin Clark.

• Nawa o...what goes round comes around.
• When government no fit stop the poor people from the horror of sufahead kidnappers...d tin don dey hit home now!!! Dem don dey pik big-men pikkins.
• Dis is d result of government incompetence.
• Criminals are no ghosts...ARREST the moda4ukas.!!!