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Tuesday 30 June 2015

ANOTHER WAY TO INCREASE CRIME RATE IN LAGOS???



Ladipo Auto Spare Parts Market Demolished.

Shops at Ladipo market in Mushin today were demolished. Armed men and officials suspected to be working for Mushin Local government and supported by a team of policemen invaded Ladipo Auto Spare Parts market in the early hours and carried out the exercise.

As they demolished the shops, traders were barred from entering the market to remove their goods from the shops as the armed men were battle ready to forestall any resistance from the traders as demolitions were on-going.
The traders have however started protesting the demolition and had moved to the Mushin council secretariat to complain of what they allege as illegal demolition.

  • u guys are creating more criminals for d streets of lagos.
  • what provisions have u made for dis people u are displacing.
  • yeye government..una no dey tink???

 

A COUNTRY OF UNSERIOUS PEOPLE ???




CBN Extends BVN Registration Deadline To October 31.

 

The CBN has announced that the Bank Verification Exercise (BVN) has been extended to October 31, 2015. The Central Bank had earlier fixed Tuesday, June 30, as deadline for the exercise, warning that defaulters may not be able to access their accounts from July 1.

As the deadline approached, millions of customers spent hours on long queues at banks across the country, struggling to have their data captured. But at the last minute, when people least expected it, they extended it. Oh dear, the struggle for registration was real, lol. 
 
  • ARE U GUYS SURPRISED???
  • IT'S IN AWA NATURE NOT TO MEET DEADLINES, AND OUR AUTHORITIES DEMSELVES ARE NOT SERIOUS COS DEY ARE ALSO GUILTY OF D SAME SHIT.
  • WHY MUST DEY EXTEND IT???...COS DEY DEMSELVES ARE BULL SHIT PEOPLE...period.

NIGERIA'S BVN FEVER !!!



A CLASSIC EXAMPLE OF NIGERIANS AND 'FIRE-BRIGADE' SYNDROME!!!
  • Nawa for una. 
  • Mumu people...why must u always wait till the 4ukin last minute...ennnn???You shld all be flogged.

SURPRISE! SURPRISE!!!




Buhari appoints Mrs Zakari as Acting Chairman of INEC.

 President Buhari has appointed Mrs Amina Bala Zakari as the Acting Chairman of the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC). Mrs Zakari takes over from Professor Jega whose tenure as the Commission's Chairman ended today June 30th. Her appointment was contained in a statement released today from the office of the Head of Civil Service of the Federation, Danladi Kifasi. Her appointment takes effect from today June 30, 2015 until the appointment of a substantive Chairman.

  • Who d hell is she???

Monday 29 June 2015

NIGERIA'S PANDORA BOX !!!



FG-Okonjo-Iweala spent $2.1bn without approval.

The National Economic Council, chaired by Vice-President Yemi Osinbajo, on Monday accused former Minister of Finance and Coordinating Minister of the Economy, Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, of spending $2.1bn from the Excess Crude Account without authorisation.
 
“We looked at the numbers for the Excess Crude Account. The last time the former Minister of Finance and Coordinating Minister of the Economy, Mrs Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, reported to the council, and it is in the minutes, she reported by November 2014 that we had $4.1 bn.
Edo State Governor Adams Oshiomhole told State House correspondents after the NEC’s 58th meeting in Abuja.
“Today, the Accountant-General Office reported we have $2.0bn. Which means the honourable minister spent $2.1bn without authority of the NEC and that money was not distributed to states, it was not paid to the three tiers of government,”
According to the economic council, the ‘unauthorised’ spending is among the several anomalies discovered in the management of the nation’s economy between 2012 and May 2015.
 
Within the period, the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation was said to have earned a total of N8.1 tn but remitted only N4.3tn.
 
Due to this reason, the Federal Government has constituted Oshiomhole, Kaduna State Governor, Nasir el-Rufai; Akwa Ibom State Governor, Udom Emmanuel; and Gombe State Governor, Ibrahim Dankwambo, into a panel to probe the NNPC and the ECA between 2012 and May, 2015.
 
Oshiomhole, el-Rufai, Emmanuel and the Zamfara State Governor, Abdulazeez Yari, jointly briefed journalists at the end of the meeting.
 
Yari told journalists, through the Director of Funds, Office of the Accountant-General of the Federation, Mr. M.K. Dikwa, that council members received the report of the ECA and unremitted funds by the NNPC.
 
He said:
“On that line, a four-man committee consisting of the governors of Edo, Gombe, Kaduna and Akwa Ibom states was constituted to go through the books of the NNPC and Excess Crude as well as the Federation Account.
”The four-man committee will check the books of the NNPC, most especially the issue of excess crude and what is not remitted into the Federation Account.
“The Federal Government, in conjunction with the Central Bank of Nigeria, will look inwards to see how to support and how much they will give to states, especially on the issue of outstanding salaries owed by the states and even the Federal Government.”
Explaining what happened at the NEC meeting, Oshiomhole said the NNPC and the Office of the Accountant-General of the Federation were compelled for the first time to provide information on the total sales of Nigeria’s crude from 2012 to May 2015.
 
The Edo governor said,
“We are talking about transparency; we are talking about change. And what we saw from those numbers, which I believe that Nigerians are entitled to know, is that whereas the NNPC claimed to have earned N8.1tn, what NNPC paid into the Federation Account from 2012 to May 2015 was N4.3tn.
“What it means is that the NNPC withheld and spent N3.8 tn.
“The major revelation here is that the entire federation, that is the Federal Government, the states and all the 774 local governments, the amount the NNPC paid into the Federation Account for distribution to these three tiers of government came to N4.3 tn and the NNPC alone took and spent N3.8tn.
“This means that the cost of running the NNPC is much more than the cost of running the Federal Government. That tells you how much is missing, what is mismanaged and what is stolen. There are huge figures.”
“If the Federal Government cannot spend without appropriation, why should any agency spend without appropriation.
“This is what the Constitution provided for and this is what President Muhammadu Buhari has promised to do; henceforth all money must go to the Federation Account.
“If you were doing that, you would not have a situation where the NNPC alone will spend N3.8trn and remit to the federal, states and local governments N4.3trn, which means NNPC is taking about 47 per cent and that explains all the leakages you are talking about.”
El-Rufai said the account was set up in order to be accountable such that every state and local government would know what they had in the account though they could not spend it.
 
He said,
“The Excess Crude Account is 52 per cent owned by the Federal Government and 48 per cent owned by the states and the local governments.
“So the decision of the NEC is to set up this committee of four to look at the operations of the Excess Crude Account and make recommendations to council on its future.
“The other thing the committee will do is to look at the operations of the Federation Account, particularly the shortfall and again come back to council with very clear recommendations as to what to do.
“We have not been given a time frame but as you can imagine state governments are under pressure, many of our state governments are unable to pay salaries on time without recourse to borrowing, so this is very important to us.
“This is an all-governors’ committee; we wear the shoes and we know where they pinch. So we are going to do this as quickly as possible.
“The next meeting of the council is on July 23; we hope to complete our work and be in a position to report to council on that day. So within the next one month, we will be done by God’s grace.”

Punch 

  • TOO MANY LONG STORIES....IF DAT IS D CASE, THEN PROBE D MODA4UKAS.
  • ABI WETTIN UNA DEY WAIT FOR???


Sunday 28 June 2015

THE MAN WHO WANTS TO WALK BEFORE HE CRAWLS !!!



Senate President Bukola Saraki has denied reports that he is nursing the ambition for presidency in 2019, saying he actually quit his presidential bid in the 2015 election for President Muhammadu Buhari.

Saraki stated that he contributed immensely to the emergence of Buhari as President and contributed greatly to his victory in the presidential election held on March 28, 2015.

The Senate President, who spoke to select journalists in an exclusive interview in Abuja on Saturday, also denied having plans to dump the APC due to the crisis in the party over his leadership of the Senate.

Rather, he said what remained paramount in his mind at the moment was how to support the Buhari-led administration to tackle the various social and economic problems confronting the country.

Saraki said, “I was the first person that stepped down his political ambition, once General Buhari announced that he was going to contest the presidential election. And since then, prior to the period of election, I worked tirelessly to support his emergence.

“Even some of my friends who are not supporting me now are doing so because I did not support them in their presidential ambition and that I supported President Buhari. That is why I find it funny that the same people are now claiming to love Buhari more than me. It is a very funny world.

“These are people that I was begging to leave the stage for Buhari to run since all of us are young. They are now the ones going round to say that Saraki did not like Buhari but time will tell.”

Explaining what happened on the National Assembly leadership election day, Saraki said he smuggled himself into the chamber on the day the 8th Assembly was inaugurated when he became aware of an alleged plan to abduct and prevent him from standing for the Senate presidential election.

The Senate President also defended his absence from the International Conference Centre venue of a proposed meeting between President Buhari and APC lawmakers on the day of the election.

He insisted that he did not receive any invitation for the meeting.

Saraki said, “As regards the meeting, on the morning of the inauguration, I didn’t finish meeting until 4am of that day and I had got information that efforts would likely be made to make sure that I didn’t get access into the chambers.

He said the plan before was that senators-elect should go to the Transcorp Hilton Hotel around 8:00am and 9:00am to proceed to the National Assembly.

The Senate President said he was, however, advised against going to the chamber at the scheduled time as there were plans to stop him from being part of the day’s proceedings.

Saraki said he got into the National Assembly Complex as early as 6:00am and stayed in a car in the car park from then till quarter to 10:00am. He noted that all through the period, there was no communication to him.

“So, anybody who said they spoke to me to go the ICC was not true because I didn’t even know what was going on. All I was monitoring was how people were arriving at the complex. It was at quarter to 10:00am that I got information that the Clerk to the National Assembly had entered the chamber.”

Saraki, a two-term ex-Governor of Kwara State and former Chairman of the Nigerian Governors’ Forum, said it was at that point that he got down from the “small car” in which he was hiding and entered the chamber.

“Even when I was in the chambers, I didn’t know what had transpired earlier on. The only thing I observed was that it appeared that some of our senators were not in the chamber. But for the fact that my colleagues arrived in batches, I had the opinion that they were on their way. And by 10:00am, the programme started.

“Before I knew it, my election had come and gone. Even, my people were worried. It was only when I got into the chambers that they were relieved,” Saraki added.

Saraki continued, he described Ekweremadu’s deputy Senate presidency as painful and unfortunate, but maintained that it was caused by the absence of his APC colleagues. He recalled that the PDP senators had announced to the public that they were supporting him.

He further said, “With regard to the deputy, when they told us that they had a candidate, we, too, told them we had a candidate for Deputy Senate President in the person of Senator Ali Ndume.

“We never, in our imagination, thought they (other APC senators) would not turn up. By the time we got there, we were only 24 while the PDP was more than 40.

“It is unfortunate that we have a PDP man as deputy Senate President. It is painful. It is painful for any APC member because when we went through the struggle. That was not what we signed for.”

Saraki said it was unfair to put the blame on “one side” as it was a combination of errors and miscalculations that led having some senators at another place instead of being on the floor of the Senate.

“So, to suggest that it was out of a desperate act to emerge (as Senate President) is what I reject completely and those who followed the events would know that I didn’t have that deal to emerge,” he claimed.

The APC, however, described Saraki’s claim of non-invitation as a lie, "all senators-elect were invited."

I Dropped My Presidential Ambition For Buhari —Bukola Saraki.

  •  HEHEHE...TOO MANY POLITICAL CLOWNS IN NIGERIA...I DEY LAUGH.

    • SO PRESIDENCY NA FOR ALL COMERS NOW??? OKAY OOO. I NO VEX. I JUST DEY LAUGH. EVEN SEF I BLAME MY PAPA FOR NOT GIVING ME POLITICAL POSITION LIKE SOME TOFFEE NOSED BRATS!!!

AMERICA: UNA OWN DON SPOIL FINISH !!!




Femi Fani Kayode's reaction to US Legalizing same sex marriage.

  • DIS AMERIKOKO PEOPLE.....WALAHI...UNA DON CHOP CRAZE WITH 4UKIN BURGER !!!

    • MAKE UNA  NO CARRY UNA SHIT COME NIGERIA OOOO, OR ELSE WE GO CHOP UNA PRICKS AND FEED DEM TO WILD DOGS....4KASSSSS.

      • I NEVER UNDERSTAND HOW PERSON GO DEY RUN FROM TOTO...NAWA O... SWEET 'TOUTOU'....KAI. WHAT A SHAME!!! UNA NO KNO WETTIN UNA DEY MISSSSSS.

        • WITHOUT TOTO IN D OFFERING, LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH LIVING KE...ABI I TOK LIE???

ABEG PDP SHUT UP !!!



30 days in office: PDP urges prayers for Buhari to deliver, says It’s been all motion, no movement.

Press statement from PDP below...

After a careful evaluation of the first 30 days of President Muhammadu Buhari and All Progressives Congress (APC)'s administration, the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) notes that it has become obvious that Nigerians need to join hands in prayers to save the government from further inaction and dithering. The party said the call for prayers has become necessary given the fact that the administration is finding it difficult to locate its bearing and even take off and face the challenges of governance at the center resulting in 30 days of all motion and no movement, a scenario that does not augur well for the polity
 PDP National Publicity Secretary, Chief Olisa Metuh in a statement on Sunday said that the enormity of the confusion surrounding the government and party in the last one month makes it imperative for Nigerians to join hands in prayers as the success or failure of the Buhari administration will not only affect the President and his party but also the entire nation.

“We urge Nigerians to join hands in prayers and offer useful suggestions to President Muhammadu Buhari and the APC because with what we have seen in the last 30 days, the present administration is finding it very difficult to get its bearings right while showing no inclination towards implementing its numerous campaign promises for which they were voted into office at the center.

“We are deeply worried that the President who promised to unveil his cabinet two weeks after his inauguration, has not been able to decide on key appointments such as ministers, Secretary to the Government of the Federation (SGF), a Chief of Staff and advisers in key sectors of the economy. “This is more so as the delay has brought government business in ministries, departments and agencies to a dangerous standstill with coordination of important policies vested on ministers and the SGF now in tatters while the system drifts.

This situation also creates loopholes through which overzealous persons around that President can connive with unscrupulous elements in the bureaucracy to syphon public resources in addition to possibly misleading the President to violate due process by spending beyond and outside his statutory limits. “The situation is taking its toll on the economy sector, which has in the 30 days witnessed unprecedented decline with a terrifying crippling of foreign and domestic investments including activities in the money and capital market sectors. Under President Buhari, the stock market has lost over N238 billion while the All-Share Index fell by 849.87 basis points as at June 19.

“In security, apart from the directive to relocate the counter terrorism command center to Borno state and seeking assistance from foreigners, no other concrete step has been taken in the fight against insurgency which the President in his April 22, 2015 CNN interview promised to end within his two months in office. “Instead, the anti-terrorism effort has completely lost steam in the last 30 days, with insurgents, who had already been pushed to the verge of surrender in the Sambisa forest by the Goodluck Jonathan administration, now surging back and spreading into the country.

“In this regard, we urge the President to confront insurgency and issues of national security with all the vigour they deserve while calling for restrain from actions capable of destroying the fabrics of security intelligence. We also urge for adequate respect for all organs of internal security such as the Directorate of State Security (DSS), which is answerable to the Nigerian state and as such should not be publicly ridiculed by an aide of the President. “In the same vein, we are disturbed by the ominous signals emanating from the atrocious attempt by the APC to undermine and appropriate the federal legislature resulting in the disruption of lawful proceedings and forced closure of the National Assembly, the symbol of our collective national identity as a democratic state.

In this direction, we urge the Presidency and the APC to imbibe democratic tenets and respect the independence of that arm of government. “Finally, while we remind the President and the APC that their campaign promises are bonds which must be fulfilled, we urge him to use the next ten days to set up his government by naming his ministers, the SGF and advisers in critical sectors as Nigerians did not vote for a sole administrator but for a democratic government”.

Signed: Chief Olisa Metuh
National Publicity Secretary

  •  AS IF UNA GET ANYTHIN BETTER TO OFFER.

    JUST SHUT UP YOUR 4UKIN MOUTH THERE...UNA BE PAST TENSE.

    LET BUHARI CONCENTRATE...PLEASSSSSSE!!!

    IT IS STUPID PDP DAT NEEDS PRAYERS AND EXOCISM, TO CAST DEM OUT OF THE BITTER MEMORIES OF NIGERIANS.

Saturday 27 June 2015

WEDDING DAY SNOOZE !!!



Husband and Wife Fall Asleep Openly During Their Wedding.

  • HEHEHE...D SERMON WAS TOO LONG.

    DIS NA WEDDING DAY 'HANG-OVER' !!!

BUHARI CHASES LOOTED MONEY !!!




Buhari Begins To Trace Looted Funds To Foreign Countries

The president of Nigeria has started tracing Nigeria’s looted funds to foreign countries. Buhari who says he inherited an almost empty treasury from the past Goodluck Jnathan’s administration as started tracing the loots to countries such as United States, United States, Switzerland, the United Kingdom, France, and other European jurisdictions where it believes corrupt officials have been hiding public funds.



Some of the countries where looted funds from Nigeria have also been kept in the past include Liechtenstein and Luxembourg and even Switzerland, the United Kingdom and the United States which the president is currently looking into.


France, Germany and British Virgin Islands have also served as places corrupt politicians hide Nigeria’s looted money in the past.

  • I HOPE JONATHAN AND HIS BANDITS ARE SHITTING BRICKS !!! 
  • ARREST D MODA4UAS...fast.

FELA'S GRAND DAUGHTER MARRIES 'OYINBO PEPPER' !!!



Yeni Kuti’s Daughter, Rolari Weds Traditionally Today.

 The only child and daughter of Yeni Kuti, Rolari Segun today married her Australian lover, Benedict Jacka at the Afrikan Shrine in Ikeja. Yeni the mother of the bride was said to have wept while praying for her daughter, while friends around her consoled her. Benedict’s relations were also in Nigeria to attend the wedding. Big congrats to them.

NIGERIAN ARRESTED FOR DRUGS IN INDIA !!



Nigerian drug trafficker arrested in India.

 A 40 year old Nigerian drug trafficker, Samnneji Chukwuemeka aka Moses Jeffery was arrested by India's Customs officials in New Delhi India on Friday June 26th. Chukwuemeka has been on the radar of the Indian police since 2011 after his attempt to smuggle drugs from India to Holland was foiled.

"He has been under security radar for nearly four years after we foiled his attempt to smuggle 645 grams of brown sugar from Shillong to Holland way back in August 2011 through a courier agency. Finally, we managed to arrest Chukwuemeka only after the immigration cell at New Delhi alerted us that he has been detained by Delhi Police for over staying in India" Superintendent of Customs (Preventive) Shillong, D. Bhattacharjee, told India media

DELE MOMODU TO BUHARI



President Buhari, What Is Really Going On? 

A DESPERATE MEMO TO PRESIDENT BUHARI by Dele Momodu
Your Excellency, I write to you today with a heavy heart. The reason should be obvious. I was one of those latter day converts to Buharism, a political philosophy that believes in the reincarnation of former leaders in the days of tribulation.


You were never the first man to resurrect from retirement and near political oblivion. General Olusegun Obasanjo bounced back from prison to Aso Rock Villa. In nearby Benin Republic, former military dictator and strongman, Mathieu Kerekou who had served as maximum ruler for about 17 incredible years, came back to defeat incumbent President, Nicephore Soglo in a 1990 election. He led his country for another ten years and almost got another five-year term but for the age barrier that disqualified him.

It is normal for Africans to run towards the wise elders of the village when trouble comes knocking.
That is one of the major reasons Nigerians in their millions voted with their feet and thumbs to elect you President. Many of those who supported you did so for several other reasons and you must understand that they were mainly not members of your political party, APC. So, apart from your age, they backed you because they believed in your impeccable pedigree as an incorruptible and honourable man, a strict disciplinarian, a Scrooge who would not fritter away our meagre resources, a scourge of rogues and prodigal sons, a metamorphosed tyrant now a born-again democrat, and so on and so forth. Nigerians ardently placed their hopes in you and fervently prayed you won’t disappoint them. 

This is the principal reason I have decided to send you this desperate memo today before some despicable politicians tarnish your hard-earned reputation and truncate this beautiful chance again.
Sir, let me say right away that the goodwill garnered during your campaigns and the jubilation that heralded your recent victory are fast fading and you need to, as a matter of urgency, convince the people of Nigeria that you’re now ready to hit the ground running. They are not going to listen to excuses since you had 30 years after quitting the high office to onerously prepare for the job again. For them it is immaterial that you met an empty treasury or that you are mostly surrounded by selfish, corruptive influences and impostors. As I mentioned in my earlier epistles to you, Nigerians have become totally impatient and what they expect of you is tantamount to performing the miracle of turning water into wine or raising Lazarus from the dead. You cannot afford to waste any second before displaying the sterner stuff you’re reputed to be made of.

I had encouraged you not to be afraid of taking charge of the Party that brought you to power or tackling the politicians that claimed to have helped you in the process. I had imagined that you know the ways of our politicians by now and thought you knew how to handle them. I had told you matter-of-factly that you may have to step on some powerful toes in order to achieve anything tangible. The worst that may likely happen is for people to say and accuse you of dictatorial proclivity which won’t be new in your lexicon or to be threatened with impeachment and all-what-not. But trust me, no evil shall befall you for as long as you carry the people along in your crusade and do not pander to the whims and caprices of members of the privilegentsia.

There is no doubt that the present imbroglio in your Party is as a result of your lukewarm attitude to Party issues thinking you could merely concentrate on nation-building while others deal with political intrigues. However, it is not always as simple as that. As you can now see, you don’t seem to be on the same page with your Party. While you were busy agonising over the myriad of problems besetting Nigeria, many of your presumed disciples were busy fighting over positions and control of power the way babies squabble over lollipops. They have studiously forgotten the change mantra and the huge expectations that made the electorate to troop out in droves and cast their votes for you and the Party.
The moment you became the President-elect, you should have readied your manacles for all would-be trouble makers. 

You should have sent out a powerful message to those politicians who may wish to act above the law. But the moment you appeared ready to abdicate some of your leadership responsibilities to them, the obvious lacuna gave them the needed impetus to take charge and cut you adrift. Your political advisers, if any, should have prepared you for the offensive. There is no way you are going to fight and survive the battle ahead if the political class see you as a man they can easily bully. You cannot sit on the fence. Whilst your decision not to interfere in the affairs of another arm of Government, the legislature, is commendable and indeed your constitutional duty, you must make it clear to your Party that the same non-interference must apply to them.

Our people may have voted for your Party but they also voted for the individuals that the Party entrusted its mandate to including you. Just as there is a limit to how the Party can control you in the exercise of your executive functions and those you choose to assist you in the fulfilment of those functions, so also must you tell the Party chieftains that there is a limit as to how much the leadership structure and duties of the legislative arm can be controlled. If you are ambiguous about this, then you are inviting your Party leadership to write a letter to you categorically stating not only those you must appoint as your Ministers and Special Advisers but also those that you must not work with under any guise. I am sure you would not tolerate that. In the same vein you must not tolerate Party interference in the legislature. Change has come, please imbibe it!

In essence it is incumbent on you to deal with the issues arising from tensions created by party supremacy, parliamentary democracy and above all constitutionality. There is a delicate balance to be struck between these competing interests though constitutionality must eventually prevail. However, even constitutionality is subordinated to national interest, because that is the most important interest of all.

Your Party has a lot to learn from the tragedy which was invited upon itself by advertence of the former ruling Party, PDP. As a mark of respect to your status and office, your Party should have adopted your instinct and temperament immediately you conceded that the elections of principal officers at the National Assembly were “somewhat constitutional.” Even if internally aggrieved, like mortals may invariably be, your Party hierarchy should not have washed their dirty linen in public knowing the full implications of the backlash that might splash and smear your collective image. 

APC should have done what PDP failed to do when Governor Rotimi Amaechi won the Chairmanship of the Nigeria Governors’ Forum by instantly recognising the leadership of the National Assembly while seeking ways to ameliorate the unfortunate saga. No reasonable parent would voluntarily kill a recalcitrant child. There is always another opportunity for penitence and atonement.

I expected the crisis to escalate once the warring factions stuck arrogantly to their positions and neither was ready to bulge. Had APC accepted its fate with equanimity, I’m certain this peculiar mess would have been exterminated. Had Saraki and Dogara shown magnanimity in victory some of the truculent malice expressed by certain leaders may have also been mellowed.

Say what you will, the PDP had its fair dose of political migraine and rambunctiousness but it accepted certain realities and moved on. The ones they failed to accept led to their cataclysmic fall. The mutually destructive suspicion in APC should have been nipped in the bud for your sake. The burden you currently carry is heavier than an elephant and I don’t think you need or deserve this kind of nuisance distraction. The leadership of the National Assembly should also calm down by reaching out to their angry Party chieftains. There is nothing to gain in fighting a perennial war. Once upon a time, they were all friends and members of the same family. It is never too late to embrace peace and reunite. Now that we know what the bone of contention is, no one should be victimised for belonging to whatever factions that exist.

I have read endless arguments for and against the pugilists in APC and my candid advice is that you need to appoint your cabinet and aides now. The sooner you assemble and send forth your foot-soldiers the better for our polity to begin the healing process. Right now our nation appears to be rudderless and floundering and this should not be the case. What is left for you to do is to quickly bring all the gladiators together and see how you can apply some balm on frayed nerves. The Federal Government has humongous largesse to disburse so it should not be too difficult to appease the juggernauts. When that is sorted, you should draw your own plans and let your people know your roadmap. Your job would be much easier if you surround yourself with people who can look at you straight in the eye and say the truth no matter how bitter. Most of our leaders failed because they fell victims of sweet-talking scammers.

It is very essential that your Party sees and embrace you as their father and not the other way round. Whether you like it or not, and whether others in your Party want to accept it or not, you are the de facto national leader of your Party. You are the President and Commander in Chief of our country. Yes, you ARE the capo di tutti capi. You therefore cannot be subservient to any other person. You must immediately take upon this role and assume that mantle. Please feel free to lay down the law and if occasion demands, enforce our law. That is what leaders do. Ambivalence or hesitancy will simply not do! 

You have the next four years minus one month and time is ticking away dutifully.
Equally important is the fact that you are more of a social crusader than a politician and your Party ought to note this fact and understand that it can’t be business as usual. Your Party leveraged on your uncommon reputation to gain POWER. Sir, you can’t afford to evaporate such stupendous equity just like that. You have demonstrated enough tolerance but the time has come to repudiate our propensity for rascality. 

The task ahead is so gargantuan and it would require all hands to be on deck. At the risk of sounding like a broken record, I reiterate that the first priority, apart from national security, should be how to reduce the atrocious costs of running government in Nigeria. Until you achieve that sir, the Muhammed Alis of Nigeria will never stop their boxing tournaments in parliaments and elsewhere. 

The fight is for cash and not for any selfless services. Many won’t bother to contest if they think it is not lucrative. I don’t know how you plan to do this but it has to be done somehow and thankfully there are many methods that you can deploy. I’m glad you hope to retrieve some of the stolen billions. You need some serious cash, Sir. The challenges ahead would dissipate if you can raise the finances needed to tackle them.

I trust that God has deliberately raised you up at this time as a veritable example to mankind that being honest is not a crime and we have a lot to learn and cheer from your miraculous victory. May God help you to carry this cross successfully.

 

Tuesday 23 June 2015

TIME FOR CHANGE !!!




Osinbajo Tells Nigerians: Now We Are Ready for The Change.

Vice-President Yemi Osinbajo on Monday called on Nigerians to be patient and keep faith with the Federal Government to enable it bring about the desired permanent change in the country.

Osinbajo, who spoke to State House correspondents on his first day in office at the Presidential Villa, Abuja, challenged Nigerians to be ready for what government would do for the general good of the society.

According to him, change is not an easy task but pledged that as leaders they will set examples for all citizens to follow to achieve the desired permanent change.

“Change is not going to be an easy process. So, there will be a great deal of patience that is required and a lot of understanding of what we need to do. And we are going to try to bring about permanent change, it also means that people are also going to change, that the people will also change.

“But, I understand clearly that it is the leadership that must set the example and we are prepared to do that and we will do that.’’

President Muhammadu Buhari and Vice-President Osinbajo were initially operating from Defence House in Wuse II, Abuja, since their inauguration due to renovation works at the Presidential Villa.


  • RIDE ON...JEBBY.

BUHARI TO RECOVER LOOT FROM POLITICAL BANDITS !!!


Buhari Promises To Recover Stolen Funds In 3 Months.

President Buhari has assured Nigerians that he would recover billions of dollars stolen by past politicians and bureaucrats of the past administration. This was part of the agenda discussed as he met with Governor’s in the presidential villa in Abuja today. He said “The next three months may be hard, but billions of dollars can be recovered, and we will do our best,” the president told the governors.

He warned that the days of impunity, lack of accountability and fiscal recklessness in the management of national resources are over in Nigeria. “There are financial and administrative instructions in every government parastatal and agency. But all these were thrown to the dogs in the past. Honestly, our problems are great, but we will do our best to surmount them,” he stated.

 


SOMETIN DEY O !!!




Beautiful Lady Who Married The Ugliest Man.

47-year-old father of seven, who has been dubbed the ugliest man in Uganda, has become a father for the eighth time in the Kyazanga Lwengo district of the African country.

Godfrey Baguma has become a proud father of eight children after his beautiful wife Kate Namanda, 30, delivered a healthy baby girl. The couple now have six children together, while two others are kids from Baguma’s first unsuccessful marriage.

His wife, Kate said: “Once you find a man you think is right for you, do not listen to what other people say. Follow your heart. Money and physical appearance should not be an issue.”

The man, who suffers from an extremely rare, unknown disease, won his title of the ugliest man in the country after he took part in the contest to make money for his family.
Speaking about his new life, he said: “In 2002, I was mending shoes, when some people approached me and said they had an event at which they wanted me to be a chief guest.
"They took my pictures and a few days later, I saw my picture in the newspapers where I had declared myself the ugliest man alive. I was shocked and angry at the same time because I had not said so. They also told me that as a cobbler, I could not make enough money to sustain my family. 
"They asked me to participate in a contest, saying I would make more money since I would be a tourist attraction. I agreed, and indeed I won. That is how I got the nickname, Ssebabi, which means the ugliest of them all. Today, I feel good, about it because it is an honour.”
Godfrey and Kate live in a small house, bringing up all eight children and trying to make ends meet.
  •  LAAKULI !!! HMMM. I no fit tok. Even sef, I no fit look. Tnk God oooooo.

  But sha...no Naija babe fit do dis o. Dem be piranas...chop me i chop u. hehehe. Who no like beta tin....especially if naira dey there.

BUHARI WARNS GOVERNORS !!!




Buhari to governors: Days of impunity, lack of accountability is over!

  Press statement from Presidency below...

President Buhari Tuesday in Abuja assured State Governors that the days of impunity, lack of accountability, and fiscal recklessness in the management of national resources are over in Nigeria. Speaking at a meeting with the Governors in the Presidential Villa, President Buhari also vowed that funds stolen by government officials who abused their offices in the recent past will be recovered and systemic leakages stopped.
"There are financial and administrative instructions in every government parastatal and agency. But all these were thrown to the dogs in the past. Honestly, our problems are great, but we will do our best to surmount them.
"The next three months may be hard, but billions of dollars can be recovered, and we will do our best, " the President told the governors.

Expressing surprise that  the governors had tolerated the atrocities allegedly committed with the Excess Crude Account since 2011, President Buhari promised to tackle the issue decisively.

The President declared that the payment of national revenue into any  account other than  the Federation Account was an   abuse of the constitution, adding that what he had heard  was going on in many agencies and corporations, particularly the NNPC, was clearly illegal.

On the refund of monies spent on federal projects by state governments, President  Buhari assured the governors that the Federal Government will pay, but insisted that due process must be followed.

The President promised special assistance for the three North Eastern  states badly affected by the Boko Haram insurgency.

He also said that  a comprehensive statement  on the economic and financial situation inherited by his administration   will be made to the nation within the next four weeks.

"We will try and put the system back into the right position. What happened in the 2nd Republic has apparently happened again, and even worse, but we will restore sanity to the system," President Buhari assured the Governors.

On an immediate lifeline for states that owe salaries running into many months, President Buhari said that a committee headed by the Vice President, Professor Yemi Osinbajo, will look at the Excess Crude Account and see what can be shared immediately.

The governors, led by Chairman of the Governors Forum, Abdulaziz Yari of Zamfara State, had presented a wish list to the President that  included:

Ø Obedience of extant Supreme Court ruling that all monies go into the Consolidated Federation Account;
Ø An order from the President that all revenue generating agencies must pay into the Consolidated Federation Account;
Ø Review of the Revenue Allocation Formula;
Ø Refund of the monies expended by states on federal projects;
Ø A special consideration for the three states of the North East under Boko Haram infestation;
Ø  Full details of the amounts that accrued into the Excess Crude Account from 2011, and how the money miraculously shrank without official sharing.
Femi Adesina Special Adviser to the President
(Media and Publicity) June 23, 2015 
  • OGA MI...ABEG TELL THE BUFOONS TO STOP USING AWA MONEY TO MARRY FOREIGN PROSTITUTES WHEN DEM NEVER PAY TEACHERS.....TANK SIR!!!
 





Monday 22 June 2015

PROF IN ACTION !!!







More photos of VP Osinbajo in his office inside Aso Villa




OROBOKIBO !!!



 'OKIRIBOTO' INTERNATIONAL !!!

  • One man's FOOD is another man's poison.
  • Yeparipaaaaaa!!! If dis kain woman grab you...ennn? Na die be dat. Mr ROD go come become Master PENCIL. Hehe,... U are on your own oooo. U go need standby ambulance....walahi  Hehehe.

ON YOUR MARKS, STEADY, GO !!!




President Buhari's First Day in Office inside Aso Rock (Photos).

 Work has finally commenced. On his first day in the office, President Muhammadu Buhari who formally resumed work at the presidential Villa on Monday morning, went into a meeting with service chiefs who arrived the Villa shortly after the president resumed. See more photos...

 

 

BUHARI ABOLISHES MILITARY CHECKPOINTS !!!




President Buhari Cancels Military Checkpoints Nationwide.

 

President Muhammadu Buhari has ordered the removal of all military checkpoints set up nationwide in the fight against boko haram activities. He gave the order to service chiefs today at the Presidential Villa in a closed door meeting he held with them.

The Permanent Secretary, Ministry of Defence, Aliyu Ismaila, shortly after the meeting while speaking to State House correspondents also confirmed it.


  • Kai...no more ROGER !!! lol. 
  • I even think you shld SACK all these overfed Service Chiefs. Wettin dem dey chop wey dem belle FAT so??? Nawa o.

NIGERIA'S LOOTED TREASURY !!!



Nigeria's treasury virtually empty - Buhari.

President Buhari says he met a virtually empty treasury when he assumed office. He said this while speaking with members of the state House correspondents in Aso Rock earlier today.

"I hope we are starting and this culture developed, of 100 days is bringing so much pressure with treasury virtually empty, with debts in millions of dollars, with state workers and even federal workers not paid their salaries. It is such a disgrace for Nigeria. I think Nigeria should be in a position to even pay it’s workers. This bad management that we find ourselves in, we really need your help to protect us from people before they match on us” he said
  •   What d shit are u waiting for??? Why not PROBE those 4ukin Jonathan Regime bandits...including his hippo wife...moda4kas!!!.


Sunday 21 June 2015

KANO HITS POLITICAL OFFICE HOLDERS BELOW THE BELT !!!





Kano State Governor Slashes Salaries Of Political Office Holders As He Swears In 13 Commissioners.

 

I have told you that things are gradually changing in Nigeria. Every Governor now wants to be in Nigerians good book. God bless the social media, lol.

Kano State Governor, Abdullahi Ganduje today announced a 50% cut in the salaries and allowances of all political office holders. The Governor made the announcement during the swearing-in ceremony of 13 new commissioners for the state.

“I hereby announce that the salaries and allowances of all political office holders are reduced by 50 per cent. We shall pursue an aggressive internal revenue generation in view of the dwindling oil revenue from the federation account as business will no longer be as usual,” he said.

He also disclosed that the new administration had also introduced new reforms including reduction in the number of ministries from 19 to 14, to cut cost of governance.

QUEEN OF ENGLAND HONOURS NIGERIANS !!!




Queen Elizabeth II Set To Honour Four Nigerians In England

Four Nigerians will be presented the inaugural Queen’s Young Leaders Awards, on Monday, at the United Kingdom’s Buckingham Palace.

The awards will be presented by the Queen of England, Queen Elizabeth II. The four Nigerians are: Isaiah Owolabi, Kelvin Ogholi, Nkechikwu Azinge and Oladipupo Ajiroba.

According to a statement issued by the QYL, the awards are being given to exceptional young people from across the Commonwealth. Apart from the four beneficiaries from Nigeria, Canada, India, Cameroon and South Africa have three winners each.


The award winners aged between 18 and 29 are being recognised by the UK monarch for taking the initiative to support others, raise awareness and inspire change on a variety of different issues including education, gender equality, mental health and disability equality.


Punch

ALL PLAY AND NO WORK MAKES 'JACK' A SMART ARSE !!!




Buhari Must Pay Us For Pipeline Surveillance –– Asari-Dokubo.

Former Niger Delta militant leader, Asari-Dokubo, has called on the government of President Muhammadu Buhari to pay contractors of the oil pipeline surveillance project across the country.
Asari-Dokubo, who is one of the former Niger Delta agitators awarded pipeline surveillance contract by the Goodluck Jonathan Government, told PUNCH that the three-month deal elapsed on June 15.

He said that the ex-minister of Petroleum Resources, Diezani Allison-Madueke, did not sign for the payment of the pipeline surveillance contract before she left office.

Asari-Dokubo said President Buhari must pay him and other contractors their money if indeed he is committed to the rule of law.

“Diezani (Allison-Madueke) did not sign payment for the contract before she left. All across the six states (Lagos, Ogun, Ondo, Rivers, Delta and Bayelsa) where the contract was awarded none of us were paid; none of the companies were paid. The Federal Government should do what is needful by paying the money they owe. The same mandate that was given to Buhari to become President was the same mandate that was given to us in a legal and binding contract.

“If Buhari is law-abiding and if his government respects the rule of law, the contractual obligations will be followed. The contract was awarded to corporate entities by the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation. We did not go in as individuals and the corporate entities are regarded as individuals under the law. No contract was awarded to any specific individual,” he said.

He appealed to the President not to set a bad precedent where government will fail to pay contractors who had executed their contracts.

“The same way they give contract to people to lift oil; the same way they give Julius Berger contracts to build roads; the same way they give people contracts to build houses; that is the same way pipeline surveillance contracts were given to us. But they (FG) are not paying for the work done. It is against the law of the land. Paying us our contract money is the right thing he (Buhari) ought to do and for any reasonable human being,” he stressed.


  • OK OOOO!!! Its alright for some. SMART ARSE.
  • Make government give me money for 'surveilling' my 4ukin Street too..abi?
  • Lazy bastard...go do a day's 4ukin job for a change.
  • Some of us work hard...u know!!!
  • Dis was part of the ineptitude of the Jonathan regime...moda4uking idiots.

 

 

BUHARI IN ACTION !!!


Buhari finally set for work; to merge EFCC & ICPC, others to go.


50 agencies of government to be scrapped
After three weeks of consultations with international and Nigeria’s leaders, President Muhammadu Buhari is finally set to effect major changes in the administration of the country in a bid to translate the ‘change’ mantra of his party into reality.

To start the big job, the President is said to have accepted the recommendation of the transition committee he raised a few weeks ago to slash the number of ministries from the present 42 to 19 with a view to saving cost and making them more effective and responsive to the needs of Nigerians.

In the same vein, many of the ministries have been merged to ensure proper coordination of duties and ensure greater efficiency and service delivery.

A Presidency source hinted,”But the point being made is that relevant MDAs that will exist under the present administration must be those backed by laws. What that means is that the era of doing things the wrong way to please certain persons in positions of power is over.”
The source told Vanguard that the number of Federal Government departments and agencies had also been trimmed in line with the policy of the administration.
Effectively, it means that no fewer than 50 of the MDAs that were not backed by relevant laws might be scrapped and their staff moved into relevant departments to save cost.

Shedding light on the ministries that had been merged, the official pointed out that the Ministry of Aviation and relevant agencies had been subsumed with Inland Waterways and associated agencies.

Similarly, the Ministry of Agriculture has been merged with that of Water Resources under what the Presidency source described as the consolidation of larger ministries.

It was learnt that under the administration of Buhari, only 19 ministers and 17 ministers of state would operate as opposed to the previous arrangement where there were at least 42.

It was further gathered that some ministries would be run by senior ministers while others would be manned by junior ministers to save cost.

On the fight against corruption, the source disclosed to Sunday Vanguard that the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) is to be merged with the Independent Corrupt Practices Commission (ICPC), to tackle graft in a new way that would be prompt, fearless and decisive.

A top source said Buhari was expected to make some key appointments this week so as to get the machinery of his administration running. 

Sunday 7 June 2015

STORY OF THE MISSING 'PRICK' !!!



Student's 'prick' goes missing in UNIPORT.


HEHEHE...I no fit laugh o !!!

They say this happened in University of Port Harcourt yesterday. It's too weird so I'll let the person who sent it in explain to y'all. Read below...
A level 100 student of History and Diplomatic Studies early yesterday encountered an ordeal when he had a handshake with a level 400 student of medicine and surgery and immediately he felt incomplete and he checked to notice that his penis was missing and he raised an alarm immediately. All thanks to the Great Madelites in hostels that came to his rescue, but before any explanation from the prick snatcher, students had already descended on him and he later confessed he took the penis and pleaded that they should give him time to bring back the missing penis but the students were not patient and continued with the beating before the school security came to take up the matter which have been taken up now by the Nigerian Police Choba for further investigation.


  • PLEASE OOO...I AM NOW PUBLICLY  (or PUPRICKLY) APPEALING TO MY FRIENDS AND READERS NOT TO EVER ATTEMPT TO SHAKE HANDS WITH ME ANYMORE...BCOS I WILL DISGRACE U ....I nogo respond. !!!
  • I no kno say na so una be. lol. And me i go dey shake una juju hand anyhow....ennn??? KAI...una no good...walahi.
  • WETTIN I WAN TELL MY WIFE IF MY 'IRINSHE' (WEAPON) GO DISAPPEAR WITHOUT WARNING...laakuliiii. I GO JUST GO FACE BAR BEACH...kill mysef straight.

BUHARI JETS TO GERMANY !!!



Buhari jets to Germany today for G7 meeting.


A statement by the Senior Special Assistant to the President on Media and Publicity, Garba Shehu, yesterday, said invitation was extended to  Buhari by German Chancellor Angela Merkel after he won the presidential election.
“The invitation is a clear indication of the international community’s willingness to cooperate with the new government of Nigeria, he said
So the President will leave Abuja today to attend the G7 Summit, scheduled to take place in Bavaria, Germany.

DAVIDO FINALLY GRADUATES !!!



Davido Finally Graduates from Babcock University.



  • It's not easy joggling making big cash (and i mean BIG BOX) and studying for a degree. Davido managed to pulled through. Congrats to the singer who has just successfully completed his academic journey at Babcock University in Ogun State.
EE NO EASY OOOOOOO!!! In any case those lecturers no get choice...if u kno wettin i mean. lol. No be Naija we dey??? Forgettiii. Even lecturer sef dey dance to eem music...abi?




Friday 5 June 2015

NIGERIAN GIRL KILLED IN RUSSIA !!!

Nigerian lady brutally killed in Russia allegedly by her boss.

A Nigerian lady identified as Tonia Okojie (pictured above) was allegedly murdered by her boss in Russia. According to Nigeria Camera, Tonia, who worked as a maid in Russia, was allegedly beaten and tortured to death by the man she worked for. The reason for the attack is not yet known but there are reports that her continued rebuff of his sexual advances made him attack her. The case was reported to the Russian police but surprisingly instead of it being treated as a murder case, the police is treating it as a case of accidental death. Continue to see very graphic photos of the deceased...*warning - graphic content*