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Wednesday 30 November 2016

DANIEL AMOKACHI & FAMILY !!!








DANGOTE IS NIGERIA'S NEXT PRESIDENT !!!

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God revealed to me that Dangote would be Nigeria's next president - Archbishop Amu


A former Secretary of the Christian Association of Nigeria, Archbishop George Amu, has said God has shown him that Nigerian billionaire businessman, Alhaji Aliko Dangote, will one day become the president of Nigeria.

Amu said just like the emergence of Donald Trump as the President of America shocked the world, so will Dangote’s emergence as Nigeria’s President shock everyone.


The cleric, who recalled telling journalists on August 21, on the occasion of his 75th birthday, that Trump would win America’s election, said God had also revealed to him that Dangote would be Nigeria’s President, but he was not sure whether he would succeed President Muhammadu Buhari or not.

According to him, the similarity between Trump and Dangote is that both are successful businessmen, rather than politicians, and God plans to use them to salvage their countries from problems.

Amu recalled that when he predicted Trump’s victory, no newspaper reported it, saying,

“I even told my children to circulate the information on their Facebook but they declined. The same God, who revealed Donald Trump’s victory in the US, has also declared His intention to install Dangote as the future President of Nigeria.”




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GOING BONKERS: SHEHU SANI VERSUS EL-RUFAI !!!



My suspension is as useless as the used sanitary pads in the toilets of your house - Shehu Sani blasts El-Rufai






  • DIS AWA POLITICIANS DON START DEY CRAZE SMALL SMALL.
  • WHAT D SHIT IS ALL DIS IM READING????????????????????????

SNOOZING GOVERNOR !!!



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DIS IS WHAT U GET AFTER A LONG DAY OF FIGHTING THE APC....., WHAT NEXT???....hehehe !!!

BUHARI: ABI U WAN GIVE MALLAM AGAIN ??



Buhari Sacks Female NTDC Boss, Sally Mbanefo


President Muhammadu Buhari has approved the removal of the Director General of Nigeria Tourism Development Corporation (NTDC), Mrs. Sally Mbanefo.

The Nation reports that the Director General has been asked to handover the affairs of NTDC to the next most senior officer.

The removal of the Chief Executive was contained in a November 27, 2016 letter which was signed by the Secretary to the Government of the Federation, Engr. Babachir David Lawal.


The letter reads: “In respect of your secondment from Keystone Bank Limited to serve as Executive Director/Chief Executive Officer of the Nigeria Tourism Development Corporation (NTDC) for a period of two years with effect from 6th May 2013.

You may note from the foregoing that the period of your secondment at the corporation had since lapsed on 5th May 2016.

Consequently, you are to handover the affairs of the corporation to the most senior officer on or before Wednesday, 30th November, 2016.”


  • AS A MATTER OF FACT DIS WOMAN IS EVEN MORE QUALIFIED FOR DIS JOB THAN THE DG OF NDLEA (ROLI GEORGE) IS FOR HER OWN JOB.
  • SO BUHARI...WHY HAVE U LEFT MRS BODE GEORGE THERE....AFTER OVER ONE YEAR IN OFFICE, U STILL KEEP A PDP BIG WIG AS DG OF A SENSITIVE AGENCY LIKE NDLEA.
  • BUHARI...U NEED TO SACK YOUR ADVISERS....UNA DON MISS ROAD.
  • UNA NO SABI REAL POLITICS....POLITICS IS NO PICNICK.
  • WAKE UP SIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

UGANDAN POLICE NAB NIGERIANS FOR DRUG TRAFFICKING !!!




76-year-old Nigerian woman & her daughter arrested in Uganda with Shs3bn worth of heroine




Police at Entebbe International airport, Uganda, arrested two Nigerian women headed for Lagos, Nigeria, for allegedly being in possession of 10kgs of heroine estimated at Shs3 billion.

According to reports, the two women who are family members, arrived in the country on November 20, 2016. Ms Aniugo Agnes Egonna, 76 and her daughter Ms Aniugo Gloria Vera, 35, were intercepted on November 25 at the airport.


While Ms Vera had 5kgs of heroin worth Shs1.565 billion, her mother also had 5kgs worth Shs1.565 billion that had been concealed in their luggage.

In their statement to police, Aniugo Agnes and her daughter claimed to have been in Uganda for the introduction ceremony of Agnes’ son who is engaged to a Ugandan girl. This has however not been verified and the police claims not to be sure whether their son who supposedly left Uganda before the two,  also trafficked drugs.

Under the newly passed Narcotics and Drug Psychotropic Substances Control Act 2016 in Uganda, the two suspects will be required to pay Ugshs 10 million or a sum two times the value of the drugs.

Tuesday 29 November 2016

JOKE OF THE DAY !!!



aka PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS !!!

IS THIS YOUR FRONT DOOR ???



HEHEHE.................

STORY OF THE KENYAN MAN !!!



ITS FOR REAL.

QUIZ OF THE DAY !!!





PLEASE MY FEMALE READERS SHOULD ANSWER DIS WAN OOO.
U KNO SAY ME I BE SMALL PIKIN !!! Hehehe


  • Kai...dis question too full sef.... half question is enough. (no prick ke).
  • I kno some women wey no go even date u if your PRICK small sef....hehehe. Not to tok of Mr. NO PRICK....God forbid bad tin.
  • Its a woman's world ke.

ACCORDING TO FANI KAYODE !!!



Continuous detention of Dasuki, Kanu, Wicked and Barbaric – Fani Kayode


Femi Fani-Kayode has called on President Muhammadu Buhari to release some political detainees in the country, saying their detention was illegal and barbaric.

The former Aviation Minister called on the President to release former NSA Sambo Dasuki, leader of the Indigeous People of Biafra (IPOB), Nnamdi Kanu, a former aide to ex-President Goodluck Jonathan, Warimpa Dudafa and former FCT Minister, Bala Mohammed.

All accused persons are currently in custody of security agencies over their alleged involvement in corrupt practices and for alleged treason.

Reacting via a series of tweets, Fani-Kayode said: “Col Sambo Dasuki has been illegally detained under the most hideous condition for one year, Mazi Nnamdi Kanu for one year, Mr Warimpa Dudafa for eight month and Sen Bala Mohammed for one month.

“This is wicked, barbaric, and inhuman. It is a gross violation of their human rights and civil liberties.

“None of them have been convicted of any crime and the courts have ordered that each of them be released.

“I hereby call on President Muhammadu Buhari to RELEASE them and allow them to go home to their families.”

MORE JUDICIAL JAGUDAISM !!!



Banker Confesses: I Helped Justice Ofili-Ajumogobia Move Cash From Court


An official of Diamond Bank Plc, Ademola Oshodi, told a Lagos State High Court on Monday that he managed the bank account of Justice Rita Ofili-Ajumogobia domiciled in the bank.

Mr. Oshodi told the court that he regularly visited Ofiili-Ajumogobia’s chamber on the premises of the Federal High Court on Oyinkan Abayomi Drive, Ikoyi, Lagos, to collect huge cash sums for onward deposit into the judge’s account.
The banker opened up that whenever the money was above the lawful threshold that could be deposited into the judge’s account, he split it into two, deposited a portion into Ofili-Ajumogobia’s account and the remaining portion into his own personal account.

He explained that he would subsequently transfer the money from his personal account into the judge’s account.

He said at a time he had to help the judge get a Bureau de Change operator named, Abah Said, who helped her to convert Naira into US Dollars whenever the judge was not comfortable with the normal mode of transaction.

Mr. Oshodi said this on Monday when he appeared as a prosecution witness before Justice Hakeem Oshodi of a Lagos State High Court in Ikeja, where Justice Ofili-Ajumogobia was arraigned with Godwin Obla, a Senior Advocate of Nigeria (SAN) for alleged bribery and unlawful enrichment.

RUNNING FOR YOUR LIFE !!!



HEHEHE.....water don pass garri !!!

Monday 28 November 2016

DON'T MESS WITH THE JAGABANIC 'JAGABAN' !!!



Pres. Buhari denies rift with Tinubu, says he is a priceless asset


President Buhari has dismissed rumors that himself and the APC leadership are at war with the National leader of the party, Bola Tinubu, describing such rumors as unfounded and mischievous.

The Senior Special Assistant to the President on Media and Publicity, Garba Shehu, in a statement released this evening, said President Buhari was highly embarrassed by such "suggestions" and that he was in regular contact with Tinubu before, during and after the Ondo gubernatorial election.


Garba said any suggestions that the President and the party machinery were working to destroy Tinubu had no foundation in truth or any credibility, explaining that the President was impressed by Tinubu's assurance not to work against the party in Ondo and he honoured his words.

The Presidential Media Aide also explained that President Buhari regards Tinubu as a priceless political asset to the party whose immeasurable contributions to the development and progress of the ruling party are known to all. Garba Shehu advised rumor mongers to stop spreading the seeds of discord and animosity between the President and Tinubu or the party, adding that the President is proud of Jagaban and his pivotal role in the party and the movement.

President Buhari commended Tinubu's spirit of comradeship in promptly congratulating Rotimi Akeredolu who was elected Governor. The President also noted that at a time his administration is preoccupied with governance issues, rumours of divisions and alleged scheming within the party are counterproductive to internal unity and cohesion in APC. He appealed to APC members and supporters to ignore rumours that could harm party unity.

  • WATER NO GET ENEMY OOO !!!

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3 Units of 3bedroom Flats to Let in Seaside Estate. N900k per year.

TOM ISLAND

(a) One Acre of Land for Sale. N3.5m per Acre.
(b) 2 plots of land for sale at N500k each.
(c) 5 Acres of Farm Land for sale at N3m per Acre.

SANGOTEDO
2 Plots of land for sale end of Monastrty Road. N7.5m per plot.

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LAGOS STATE: KIDNAPPERS IN DEEP SH*T !!!


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Lagos Assembly approves death penalty for kidnappers.

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The Lagos State House of Assembly on Monday approved death sentence for kidnappers, whose victims died in their custody.
The approval followed the adoption of a report presented by Mrs Adefunmilayo Tejuosho, the Chairman of the House Committee on Judiciary, Petitions, Human Rights and Lagos State Independent Electoral Commission (LASIEC).
Tejuosho had presented the report of a Stakeholders meeting on a bill entitled; “A Bill for a Law to Provide for the Prohibition of the Act of Kidnapping and for Other Connected Purposes”.
The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) reports that the bill was sponsored by the Speaker of the House, Mr Mudashiru Obasa.
The bill prescribed life sentence to kidnappers, whose victims did not die in their custody.

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The bill states that any person, who kidnaps, abducts, detains, captures or takes another person by any means or tricks with intent to demand ransom or do anything against his/her will, commits an offence, and liable on conviction to death sentence.
The bill, which criminalised attempt to kidnap, stipulated also life imprisonment for anyone who make attempt to kidnap another person.
Also, the bill is against false representation to release a kidnapped or abducted person. This attracts seven years imprisonment.
The lawmakers also approved 25 years imprisonment to whoever threatens to kidnap another person through phone call, e-mail, text message or any other means of communication.
The bill provides that any person, who knowingly or wilfully
allows or permits his premises, building or a place or belonging to which he has control of, to be used for the purposes of keeping a person kidnapped is guilty of an offence under the law and liable to 14 years imprisonment without an option of fine.
NAN reports that the lawmakers amended some sections of the bill during the debate on the committee report before adoption.
The bill, aimed at ensuring zero tolerance for kidnapping, however, awaits third reading before it will be sent to Gov. Akinwunmi Ambode for assent. (NAN)
CULLED FROM THE NATION.

  • GOOD FOR D MODA4UKAS.
  • OTHER STATES SHOULD TOW THIS LINE FASTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!