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Wednesday 30 October 2013

AMEN! AMEN!! AMEN!!!



THROUGH JESUS CHRIST OUR LORD....Amen.

  • Dis Jerusalem wey una go, una go need JESUS CHRIST Himself to lay HANDS on all of una.
  • Dat is d only way HOLY SPIRIT can dwell in you all...bloody oppressors.
  • NEVER HAVE SO FEW OWED SO MUCH TO SO MANY....only in Nigeria.

NYIAM EXPLAINS HIS GROUSE WITH OSHIOMHOLE.

Col.Tony Nyiam

Colonel Tony Nyiam, the controversial member of the Presidential Advisory Committee on Sovereign National Conference has explained his grouse with the diminutive Edo State Governor, Adams Oshiomhole. Nyiam was said to have heckled the Governor on Monday while on a fact-finding mission in Benin, the Edo State Capital. Nyiam said his group had earlier seen Oshiomhole at his Lodge, where he arrogantly sat them down for good 40 minutes lecturing them like small boys/students on how senseless their mission was to be. Nyiam got upset when the diminutive Governor later attempted to stage the same 'show' at the public hearing. He (Oshiomhiole), gleefully 'spoke down' on everyone present, including ex-Governors and State Elders. Nyam claimed that Oshiomhole further seized the opportunity to make sarcastic comments, and insult the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria!!!

  • Hmmm. Nna na true you tok my broda. I trust you.
  • Oshiomhole has dis funny thing in his small head dat makes him feel he is an ORATOR...he rambles on and on without really hearing himself most times. I guess it is dat COMRADE syndrome of Trade Unionism.
  • Also don't foget d LITTLE-MAN SYNDROME is following him around too.
  • And then d desperate need to impress upon his audience dat PDP is up to no good.
  • Having head dis, Thumbs Up for Col Nyiam for standing up to him.
  • For your information...I WOULD DO D SAME THING...if I were there. Tony knows me well....no suffering fools gladly. No BULL-SHIT or BULLOCKS from noise-makers. Take it or leave it.
  • So.....Carry On, Tony. YOU ARE IN ORDER.

Tuesday 29 October 2013

OBA OF LAGOS CROWNS THE NEW IYA-OLOJA OF LAGOS: TINUBU'S DAUGHTER.





The Oba of Lagos, Oba Rilwan Akiolu, has today crowned the new Iya-Oloja of Lagos, Folashade Tinubu-Ojo (Ex-Governor Tinubu's Daughter), at his Palace. She is effectively the President General of the Market Women's Association of Lagos. Naijablab was informed that Traffic situation in Lagos was at a complete stand-still, with motorists spending grueling hours on one spot.

  • Ennn.. I hear you. Why una no kuku make am LIFE PRESIDENT now?
  • Sebi na her papa get Lagos State. Una block all roads bcos of nonsense Iya Oloja Crowning....and yet your papa na Democrat. Democrat my foot. Democrat wey dey steal/chop Lagos State BLIND. 
  • Very soon all Lagosians go dey pay TINUBU TAX (TT) into the pocket of the Tinubu family...bcos your papa be CHOPPIES GOVERNOR.
  • Una dey craze...how a 30 something, or 40 something year old GIRL can be crowned head of d market women...I cannot FATHOM.
  • Has she ever sold wares or goods in d market? Has she ever traded? Does she even go to the market?
  • But she will not say NO to d WEEKLY ROGER (cash) wey dem go dey deliver for her.
  • Abi una no kno say dis position is tantamount to being an AREA FADA in Lagos? Na so so money dem go dey collect from poor people for market dey deliver to d Tinubu TREASURY.
  • Naija na SICK place o. Rich man no tink say poor man na human being.
  • NEVER HAVE SO FEW OWED SO MUCH TO SO MANY.
  • God dey sha.
  • Well as for me Tinubus new title should be THE VAMPIRE OF LAGOSVILLE bcos d guy don suck Lagos DRY...no be small. Na so d guy go force him wife on Lagosians by force, to become SENATOR. Una no dey fear God...even if you no respect man.

BEAUTY AND THE BUM!!!



This bum (aka YANSH) was damaged by PLASTIC SURGERY!!!

  • Well well wellllll....NOTIN SPOIL ke. Who dey complain? 
  • Sebi d FRONT RANK (aka Toto) dey kampe?
  • Dat wan na de REAL TIN ke...Iyen gaan layo ke.
  • Once you damage dat wan...naim be say show don dabaru finish.

NIGERIA-NIGER REPUBLIC BORDER DEMARCATION AT LONG-LAST!!!



The Nigerian Government have AT LAST announced that it has 'successfully' demarcated the Border between it and Niger Republic, in order to stem security. This was announced, Monday, by the Minister of States for Foreign Affairs, Dr. Nurudeen Mohammed while briefing Journalists at a Meeting of The Nigerian Boundary Commission in Abuja. He added that the President has now approved the purchase of vehicles for the 'effective patrol' of the border areas.

  • Welcome to my world!!! So we are supposed to be HAPPY....ennn?
  • I don tok am say all of una dey craze for head.
  • Se na dis time una just dey wake up, come dey demarcate border??? Abi?
  • Do you know how many illegal Niger Republic citizens, and criminals have passed through dat damn border? What of Boko-Haram ARMS and contraband etc. For 4UK SAKE!!!
  • What d hell does your Nation's Security Adviser do? Chop GUORO.
  • Una dey CRAZE...walahi. You guys are not running a Government. You are on a PICNIC.
  • SHAME ON YOU lots.

VICE ADMIRAL MIKE OKHAI AKHIGBE IS DEAD.





The one-time Nigerian Chief of General Staff (CGS), Vice Admiral Mike Okhai Akhigbe, is dead. He died in a New York Hospital, while receiving treatments for Cancer. He was aged 68, and hailed from Fugar in Edo State. Admiral Akhigbe was once the Military Governor of Ondo and Lagos States at different times in his Military Career.

  • RIP...my good friend and Broda.
  • You have reached your own Bus-Stop.
  • I once sat in the same classroom with him.
  • Great guy.


DIALOGUE COMMITTEE VISIT TO EDO STATE DISRUPTED.



Confab: Nyiam resigns after shouting match with Oshiomhole

Dialogue panel chief incites thugs against Oshiomhole

The newly appointed members of the Dialogue Committee on Sovereign National Conference held a meeting at Edo State on Monday, in their attempt to collate contributions, opinions, and evidence of persons in the South-South Geographical Zone. The meeting was however marred by the action of one of its members, Col. Tony Nyiam, along with some PDP Sympathizers in the audience. The Chairman of the Committee, Senator Femi Okurounmu had granted the Edo Governor, Adams Oshimhole the floor to speak. No sooner had he assumed the rostrum than he was booed by Col. Nyiam, and other PDP persons later referred to as 'thugs'. This was because Governor Oshiomhole reiterated his OPPOSITION to the said Conference, saying it was a WASTE OF TIME that would not achieve any good end result for Nigeria and Nigerians. Reports later reached NAIJABLAB that Col. Tony Nyiam was prevailed upon to resign his position on the Committee by the other members, because of the embarrassment.

  • Well... dat is why it is a DEMOCRACY.
  • Col. Nyiam should not have shown his own Sentiments in such manner...since he is a member of the Committee.
  • Even tho Oshiomhole is talking RUBBISH...only trying to stick to his Party's OPPOSITION STAND for d sake of it....just to discredit the Ruling Party.
  • As a Labour/Trade Union Activist, you would expect the reverse, but when dem don start to chop FAT MONEY, dem go dey sing another song....which kain COMRADE? Comrade ko, Comradii ni. Dat na past tense. Na choppies d guy man dey now o.

Monday 28 October 2013

WORLD'S TALLEST MAN DANCING AT HIS WEDDING.

World's tallest man Sultan Kosen and Merve Dibo dance during their wedding ceremony

CARRY ON ROCKING!!!

  • THE SKY IS YOUR LIMIT.
  • I like the suit...SHARP.

EDDIE MURPHY AND COFFEE!!!

Ladies first: Eddie walked behind Paige as they left the coffee shop with cups in hand
Thumbs up: Eddie gave the universal symbol of well being after grabbing some coffee

Eddie Murphy has been cited for the second, or so time in one month going out to buy COFFEE with girlfriend Paige Butcher!!!

  • Hahaha...BLACKMAN...nawa for you o.
  • Dis na d problem of dating Oyinbo babes....you go dey pretend dey do wettin you no really enjoy.
  • Which time blackman start dey drive out just to buy ordinary coffee???
  • And Eddie Murphy for dat matter....when coffee dey house YANFUN-YANFUN.
  • Well make una no mind me o...you kno say me I be bush African man.
  • But I can assure you dat it is when Blackman dey ENJOY d YANSH naim ee go dey follow babe go dey buy useless coffee..and I mean BULL-SHIT COFFEE!!!.
  • If na GULDER now...i for understand.
  • Abeg Eddie...go siddon. Na me you dey deceive? As if I no know you.
  • Ehennnn...THUMBS UP from me to you too...I see say you dey REALLY ENJOY dat TOTO...no be small.
  • CARRY ON EDDIE!!! All Korrect.



NIGERIAN JAILED IN THE UK FOR RAPE.


Idreez Popoola, 34, should have been deported in 2006 after his temporary UK visa expired but he was allowed to continue living and working in Britain.

This Nigerian NightClub Bouncer, Idreez Popoola, 34, has been jailed by a Northampton Crown Court for raping a woman in her own home. He was jailed for 7 years, and will face automatic deportation after his jail term is served. Popoola was said to have sold Mobile phones for a living in Nigeria before coming to the UK on a 12-month Visa in 2005.

  • Good for You....Bloody DISGRACE.
  • So na toto you find come UK...and you come say na by-force 4uk you want.
  • When women plenty for everywhere wey dey look for BLACK PRICK to taste.
  • Your own don spoil.
  • You go return go dey sell your RE-CHARGE CARD for Isale-Eko. (who tok say na fone you be dey sell before?).

CONRAD MURRAY RELEASED FROM JAIL.



Conrad Murray, 60, the Doctor of late Michael Jackson has been released from Jail, after serving almost two years of a four-year sentence. He was convicted in November 2011 for Voluntary Manslaughter, a charge he has denied. His Medical Practice License was revoked, but he plans to file an appeal to have it reinstated.

  • No mind dem OJARE.
  • Na your fault say Michael wan kill eemsef?
  • Abi na you put d medicine for him mouth.
  • Poor chap....hope you can pick up your life, bro.

OBA OF LAGOS IS 70 TODAY.




The Oba of Lagos, Oba Rilwan Babatunde Akiolu 1, is 70 years old today. He ascended the throne 10 years ago!!!

  • KABIYESI ooooooo!!!
  • CONGRATS SIR.

Sunday 27 October 2013

FANCY A N1,000 CAR IN TODAY'S NIGERIA!!!


PONY HATCHBACK CAR.



VOLKSWAGEN IGALA CAR.



VOLKSWAGEN PASSAT CAR.


VOLKSWAGEN BEETLE CAR.


SUZUKI JEEP.


CITROEN AMI 8.

Question = WHAT DO ALL THESE CARS HAVE IN COMMON???
Answer = They all sold for N1,000 each in our Nigeria of the 70s.

  • I SYMPATHIZE with the young lads of today, and MOURN for the ones to come!!! Dey (graduates) cannot even afford common KEKE (bicycle) now. Our HouseBoy rode a 4ukin NEW RALEIGH bicycle for God's sake!!!
  • Dis was REAL...No be say dem tell me. I (ME)...(MYSELF)...(VICTOR)...(d son of Mr. & Mrs. SMART)....bought a ROVING Volkswagen Beetle for N1,000 CASH in 1975 (altho na my papa pay for am)....but he worked hard for his money.
  • In those DAYS even awa Fed Gov. gave their Civil Servants Quarters in Suru-Lere, which d good old Civil Servants paid for small by small, until they finished paying. Life was STRESS-FREE!!!
  • How do you tink those houses on Ogunlana Drive and Adeniran Ogunsanya Road in Suru Lere came about? Tell me what any Government has done since GOWON (Go On With One Nigeria)...even though I do not agree with dat slogan TODAY.
  • God GO PUNISH the HEADS OF STATES wey KILL awa Country from Gowon's time. Their generations will SUFFER for it IJN. (Amen).
  • And yet we now have OYEL!!!


SHE IS NOT PREGNANT!!!

Hayley Barley, 24, from Birmingham, suffers from Hirschsprung's disease which causes her abdomen to swell to the point where she appears heavily pregnant

This woman is not pregnant. She suffers from Hirschsprung's disease, a condition which means part of her large intestines don't have any nerves, making it hard for materials to pass through her digestive system, causing bloating. It can be corrected with operation.

  • Sometin Dey o.....
  • God forbid bad tin.
  • When man dey chop, dey mess, dey shit...ee no go appreciate wettin God do for am.
  • Naim be say na SHIT full dis woman belle ke!!!
  • I FEAR o....when person get yansh, and ee no fit shit. Wahala naim don come be dat.
  • OTURUGBEKE!!!
  • If na me, I go vex vomit d whole shit.

WORLD'S TALLEST MAN MARRIES.

The World's tallest man Sultan Kosen poses with his fiancee Merve Dibo during their henna night, the ceremony held one day before the wedding

The couple dance the halay, a Turkish national dance. The Turkish farmer - who at eight ft three in, dwarfs his five feet 8 in fiance - is to marry Merve Dibo in a ceremony today

This 8ft 3ins tall Turkish Farmer is the World's tallest man. He is about to marry his 5ft 8ins fiance today in a Ceremony.

  • Nawa o....Lucky man. You see woman marry.
  • She has my sympathy...bcos dis man PRICK no be small load o. Bcos before person leg fit long reach dis length, naim be say prick sef don encounter BY-FORCE ELONGATION. Lol.
  • Dis woman must to dey climb chair or table before ACTION can take place o. In fact i dey see wan small standby chair for d background of d first foto sef. Lol.
  • Happy 4ukies.

MUCH ADO ABOUT THE BRITISH ROYAL BABY!!!

As his mother cradled him close for his official portrait George gazed lovingly into her eyes before letting out a burst of giggles for this captivating photograph


  • OK Now...ee don do.
  • We no go rest again...everywhere wey you turn na foto of Royal Baby wey dem take ROYAL PRICK produce for Britain.
  • Wettin sef?.....na una go first born pikin...abi na you go first 4uk woman?
  • Thank God sef say poor man dey sabi 4uk...wettin for happen if na only RICH MAN dey fit 4uk?
  • Abeggiii make una go siddon...pikin wey people dey born anyhow for Africa...wey dem no even fit train sef.
  • How can dis wan help d Ibos? Does it put food on d poor Britiko's table? And yet dis Britiko people fit worship their Royals like say dem be slaves. 
  • D tin dey surprise me o. Dem even worship dem pass GOD sef.
  • BABANLA NONSENSE....awon olorikori eda.
  • We dey tok beta tin una dey make noise say person born wan little SPROG....bcos na una future king.
  • Yes na una future king...NO BE MY OWN KING....thank God.

MODEL NAOMI CAMPBELL.

Walking tall! She rose to the challenge when Wossy asked her to model the shoes for the first time in 20 years


  • Me I no kuku see wetin fine for dis girl body!!!
  • If una come my village una go see more than 2000 babes wey fine pass dis.
  • Upon all na so she get BAD TEMPER like tiger wey just born pikin. Na so she dey slap Reporters face like say notin happen. I hear say she get ANGER MANAGEMENT ISSUES sef.
  • One man food na anoda man poison. Dis na d real JAMO babe o...( I can hear you say bombo-wettin?). BOMBO-JAKASO!!! Abeg count me out o.
  • I hear say na Naija guy be eem BOY FRIEND...Ma broda, I go remember you in my prayers.

AREWA YOUTHS DISOWN REBEL GOVERNORS!!!

National President, Arewa Youth Consultative Forum, Alhaji Yerima Shettima

The Arewa Youths Consultative Forum of Northern Nigeria, through its President, Alhaji Yerima Shettima,  have come out to disown the Rebel Governors from the North, who are opposed to President Jonathan's 2015 bid. They claim the governors have woefully failed in their various States, and were not seeking the Presidency in the interest of Northern people.

  • BINGO!!!
  • I don tok am say when you tok lie lie for 100years, na only wan day d TRUTH go come out.
  • Dis useless governors don cheat their own people sotay...bcos d majority of dem na illiterates. But d few OPEN-EYE young ones wey dem get don dey see d truth.
  • The end shall justify the means.

WHAT CONCERNS NOLLYWOOD WITH POLITICS???



The Nigerian Movie Actors and Actresses have held a Meeting in Abuja, with the National Chairman of the  Ruling Party, PDP, in attempt to commence a Pro-Government Rally and Concerts in the six Geo-Political Zones, in support of President Jonathan's Campaign for 2015!!!

  • All of una dey craze...plus the politicians wey dey give una audience in d first instance. Anyway na d actresses yansh politicians wan faya.
  • Wettin concern Nollywood with Politics? Se una dey look for Political Appointments..abi?
  • D women among you dey look for Politician/Senator pricks to 4uk...abi? Idiots.
  • God go punish una...na so so Big big moto una dey take una money dey buy. How many of you have sunk a simple BORE HOLE in your shitty villages where you hail from...you impoverished bastards.(abi you don forget as d tin HARD you before before).
  • What good is it for you weda Jonathan wins or does not win? ...stupid VANE idiots.
  • Sebi Rochas Okorocha don dey make una Special Advisers....maybe awa mumu Fed Gov. go make una Ministers soon....to add to awa CULTURE OF INSANITY.
  • My advice to you foolish Nollywood illiterates is to go and invest your FORTUNATE FORTUNES in your poor Communities, and stop seeking 4ukin attention. For those of you who did not have d pedigree to have ordinary primary education...go spend some of your money educating bloody yourselves.
  • Take a leaf from the good works dat STELLA DAMASCUS is doing....(nice/intelligent babe). Dat is how to give back to d communities dat MADE you. Not to start going to Abuja to leak feet, and 4uk rotten politicians' pricks.
  • Na poverty dey worry d rest of you....when money come suddenly, ee dey cause person to craze and forget eem past.

$200.000 PAID FOR RELEASE OF ORONTO DOUGLAS'S SISTER!!!

MEND: $200,000 ransom paid  for Oronto Douglas’ sister

MEND, The Movement For The Emancipation of The Niger Delta, has claimed that it received the sum of $200,000 before the release of the kidnapped sister of President Jonathan's Special Adviser on Research, Strategy, and Documentation, Oronto Douglas. It would be recalled that the kidnappers initially asked for the sum of N500 million. This statement was released by the MEND Spokesperson, Jomo Gbomo, to refute the earlier claim by the Douglas family that nothing was paid for her release!!!

  • NAIJA NAIJA NAIJA!!! How many times I call una???
  • Dis tin wey una dey do no good o. OUN TI O DA, O DA!!! (Wettin no good, no good).
  • NEVER HAVE SO FEW OWED SO MUCH TO SO MANY.
  • So dis kain money dey for one man hand, and yet if dem tell am make ee dig ordinary BORE-HOLE put for eem community, ee go look d other way? How can any rational mind understand dis IRONY?
  • Yoruba say...if person no spend eem money for GOD, ee go spend am for DEVIL.
  • Dis is why d whole mess is a VICIOUS CIRCLE...d bloody kidnappers know where d money is, and will continue to squeeze it out by force. (TIPA TIPA)
  • Isn't it better to improve d lot of d entire Nigerian population? So dat everyman will feel a sense of satisfaction and PRIDE...than dis WILD-WEST SYNDROME?
  • What a COUNTRY!!!!
  • Who person wan blame now??? KIDNAPPER or GOVERNMENT TIFS.

CONFUSED PDP REBEL GOVERNORS.

*nPDP Govs

They are still confused and STRANDED.

  • You would notice dat ATIKU don dump dem...as usual.
  • Or rather...ee don take style go hide for background...after setting d ball rolling.
  • Dat is typical of d Politically-Hungry Atiku....dey take style PLAY D INNOCENT MAN when everytin don DABARU finish for d NOVICE GOVERNORS.
  • Na dis Governors I sorry for. If una go join APC 'peren'....na dat time una WAHALA go start..walahi.
  • Stupid SHEEP WITHOUT SHEPARD.
  • Over-ambitious and TRIBALIST plonkers...Instead make una dey do una jobs as Governors helping your pauperizes population, una dey worry about who be President. Tif-tif people.
  • If Mallam can be President of Nigeria....Why cant an IJAW MAN be President? I ask??? Even if Jonathan is a DULLARD, is there anything to show dat previous Mallam Presidents have done any good for Nigeria??? (From 1-1 Naira/Pounds in 1976 to 1-250 Naira/Pounds in 2013). 4UK una.