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Thursday 30 June 2016

BLACK IS SWEET !!!







DIS LITTLE SPRUG MUST LOVE CHOCOLATE !!! Hehehe. NO GO DEY ATTACK BLACK LADIES OOOOO.


  • Fast guy..see as ee dey take corner eye look to see weda d woman dey vex.
  • I bet ee sweet pass eem mama own. (not funny).

ANOTHER 'TIF-TIF' GOVERNOR !!!



N1bn fraud: Court remands ex Adamawa state governor, Adamu Fintiri, in Kuje prison.


A Federal High Court in Abuja has ordered that former Governor of Adamawa State, Adamu Umaru Fintiri be remanded in Kuje prison, Abuja. Fintiri was sworn in as acting governor of the state following the impeachment of the former state governor Murtalla Nyako on July 15th 2014.

His remand order was made by Justice Ahmed Mohammed shortly after he was arraigned on a five-count charge of N1billion money laundering. When the charges were read to him, he pleaded not guilty. He's to remain in prison custody until Friday when the court will rule of his bail application.

  • NAWA FOR AWA PEOPLE O.
  • DIS GY WAS THERE FOR A SHORT TIME..SEE WETTIN HE STEAL.
  • WHAT WLD HE DO IF HE WAS THERE FOR YEARS???
  • AND YET THE GUY HE TOOK OVER FROM WAS BEING ACCUSED OF FRAUD.
  • KAI...NAIJA, U MAKE WE WEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPP!!!

LIFE IS SO WORTHLESS IN NIGERIA !!!



Peace Mass Bus Involved In Fatal Crash


Another Peace Mass bus travelling from Enugu to Bayelsa was involved in a fatal accident, leaving almost all the passengers dead. According to reports, there was even an attempt to clean the name of Peace Mass Transit from the bus so people won't know the owner of the crashed bus.

Federal Road Safety should do the needful, retrain this Peace Mass drivers, before it gets out of control.

  • OVER TO YOU....FRSC !!!

FOOD IS WEALTH !!!



AND IT'S ELUDING MOST NIGERIANS...LET'S GO BACK TO FARMING !!!

BLACK WOMEN: GET REAL !!!



BE NATURAL FOR A CHANGE.


LEADERSHIP STYLES !!!



THE DIFFERENCE IS CLEAR !!!

NIGERIAN RUNS FOR USA CONGRESS !!!



Yomi Faparusi "FAPAS" Runs for US Congress




A Nigerian, Yomi Fabarusi, is a lawyer and a PhD holder. He's running for US Congress. Meet him...

Who is Yomi Faparusi and why does he want to represent Tennessee’s 4th District?
Yomi Faparusi Sr. “Fapas” came to the United States in search of the American Dream. Fapas had to work minimum wage jobs in his quest and faced adversity. This life experience taught him that it is not so much about whether one falls, but it is more about how one rises after each fall. 

Above all, his opportunity to work with hard working Americans has made him appreciate what makes America unique and exceptional.

Dr. Faparusi grew up in Nigeria...
He received his Jurist Doctorate from Widener University School of Law in Wilmington, Delaware, graduating with Cum Laude honors. Prior to law school, Dr. Faparusi received his Doctor of Medicine degree from the University of Ibadan’s College of Medicine in Ibadan, Nigeria, and his PhD in Public Health from the Johns Hopkins University in Baltimore, Maryland. Fapas is a licensed physician, attorney and researcher. He currently runs three small businesses- a law practice, a consultancy partnership and a service oriented company.

Over the past decade, Dr. Faparusi has been very active in Republican campaigns within Tennessee and nationally. Yomi has spent a lot of time and effort to promote Conservative candidates such as working the Iowa Caucuses in 2012 for the Rick Perry campaign, driving through miles of rural Iowa to talk to the farmers. 

In the months leading to the 2012 general elections, Dr. Faparusi made multiple trips to central Ohio for the Romney/Ryan campaign to collect data as well as campaign door-to-door in northwest Ohio. Fapas has also been a member of Young Republican groups starting with the Maryland Young Republicans (MDYR) and lately the Tennessee Young Republicans.

As a Christian and a Conservative, Yomi believes he can take the Common Sense, Constitutional message from Tennessee’s 4th District to Washington DC.

Dr. Faparusi is married to Yetunde Faparusi and they are blessed with 3 sons, Laolu, Baba and Yomi Jr.



EVEN POLICE SEF DEY FEAR TIF !!!!

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IRONY OF LIFE....................................

IT IS NOT UNHEARD OF TO HAVE DIS GENERATOR STOLEN FROM A POLICE PREMISES......so who am I to depend on police for protection???? HEHEHE.

Wednesday 29 June 2016

OJO MADUEKWE IS DEAD !!!



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Former Minister of Foreign Affairs, Ojo Maduekwe dies at 71.

Former Minister of Foreign Affairs and one time Minister of Transportation, Ojo Maduekwe, has died. He died today June 29th. He was aged 71. He was appointed Foreign Minister of Nigeria on July 26, 2007 by President Umaru Yar’Adua and was made Minister of Transport by former President Olusegun Obasanjo in 2001. May his soul rest in peace Amen.


WHEN BUHARI VEX FINISH???





EEM FACE DEY CHANGE O !!!


  • A BEG SIR !!!

LAGOS SHUTS DOWN NOISY CHURCHES, MOSQUES & HOTELS !!!



Lagos government shuts down 70 churches, 20 mosques, 11 hotels over Noise pollution.


The management of the Lagos State Environmental Protection Agency (LASEPA), has shut down 70
churches and 20 mosques in the state over noise pollution. Bola Shani, the general manager of the agency made this known in an interview with newsmen in Lagos today June 29th.
“Precisely about 70 churches, 20 mosques and about 11 hotels, club houses and beer parlours were shut and we’ve given them some directives to follow. We’ve been so strict now that we are not going to even allow make-shift churches in the state any longer. What I mean by make-shift, using tents and uncompleted building, we are not going to allow that any further in the state.
But I will strongly tell you that the level of compliance is more on the mosque area, because immediately you shut them, they instantly bring down their speakers or reduce the noise they make.’’ Shabi says the plan of the state government is to reduce noise pollution in the state to about zero per cent by the year 2020. “As at today, we are only able to reduce the noise level to about 35 per cent. That is not a pass mark yet. So, until we reach that target of 70 to 80 per cent, we will continue the enforcement.‎ Enforcement is a continuous exercise and we have set a target for ourselves. We want to ensure that Lagos is noise-free by the year 2020. With our status as a mega city, by year 2020 we will be free of noise,’’ he said.

BEN BRUCE & FAMILY !!!



JARED, BEN, CODY, JASMINE AND WIFE, EVELYN

SO WHAT'S FUNNY ???



IT'S ALRIGHT FOR SOME.....

STILL THANKING GOD FOR LITTLE MERCIES !!!



IT COULD BE WORSE........

THE OBAMAS !!!




BLACK & PROUD !!!



MHHHH !!! LORD HAVE MERCY. DIS IS SUMPTUOUS & HEAVENLY....yeparipaaaa!!!

CORRUPT GENERALS & POLITICIANS DON KILL NAIJA FINISH !!



UNA DON WALLOP THE 'HORSE' KNOWN AS NIGERIA PATAPATA !!!

NIGERIA HAS NO EXCUSE WHATSOEVER !!!



: 15-year-old IDP digging through refuse in Maiduguri looking for something to sell in order to survive.

According to UNICEF Nigeria, 15-year-old Muhammadu Modu who was displaced by the conflict in the North East now survives by digging through a rubbish dump in Maiduguri, looking for things to sell, making less than a dollar after two to three days’ effort. He can’t afford to go to school. Photo credit: UNICEF Nigeria

Tuesday 28 June 2016

JUNGLE JUSTICE: ABUJA STYLE !!!



2 suspected cable thieves caught and tied to a transformer fence in Gwagwalada, Abuja

Angry mob last Wednesday, nabbed two suspected cable thieves and tied them to a transformer fence at Anagada village, Gwagwalada Area Council.
According to Daily Trust, a resident of the community identified as LLiyasu said the two suspects allegedly went to vandalize a newly installed transformer at the outskirts of the community but a security guard at the village primary school heard strange sounds from the direction of the transformer and raised alarm.

"That attracted the attention of some youth who ran after them. One of them was apprehended and taken to the chief’s palace. But luck ran out on the second one who came back the next day to carry the cables inside the sack when he was also nabbed and tied to the transformer fence together with the first one," he said.

The two suspects were later handed over to men of the Nigerian Security and Civil Defence Corps (NSCDC) at Gwagwalada.

NAIJA BIG SHOTS DINE WITH BUHARI !!!



Naija Billionaires Meet President Buhari In Aso Rock .

Looks like the Nigerian billionaires club ........- Aliko Dangote, Femi Otedola, Mrs Folorunsho Alakija, Tony Elumelu, Jim Ovia, Wale Tinubu, all dined with President Buhari on Monday evening. He broke the Ramadan Fast with them in his Aso Rock residence. 





WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO JOIN THIS CLUB....PLSSSSS!!!


  • Our good Lord is so fair and generous that he does not look to see if you are a MALLAM before making you a member of this exclusive club.
  • Thank God oooo!!!


WHO BE DIS ???





ONCE UPON AN UGLY BOY.


  • Dem say if monkey no fine....eem mama go still like am !!!
  • Hehehe....it's not easy to be fine ooooo.

WORLD'S DUMBEST PASTOR IS SOUTH AFRICAN !!!





Controversial SA pastor commands young woman to sleep inside deep freezer for 30 minutes.




South African Prophet, Penuel, while ministering commanded a young lady to enter inside a deep refrigerator that was on a high freezing point and ordered her to fall into deep sleep.
 The prophet then closed the deep refrigerator for more than thirty minutes. After that Thirty minutes he opened the refrigerator and commanded the young lady to wake up, and he asked the lady who had ice on her body what was happening. She replied:

"That inside the deep refrigerator was very hot and she didn't feel any coldness of the ice in the deep freezer"

  • I REST MY CASE !!!

SPRAYING MONEY WITH MACHINE: HEIGHT OF VULGARITY !!!


 Wealthy Nigerian Spotted Spraying Cash with Machine Like E-Money

The money spraying gun is becoming a trend. Another wealthy Naija man known as Don Skimmy Yah [a.k.a Odoligie] dedicated his daughter at his base in Netherlands last Sunday and he used the money spraying machine to rain cash during the thanksgiving party.




  • DON'T THEY HAVE INCOME TAX DEPARTMENT IN NETHERLANDS???
  • COME TRY DIS SHIT IN THE UK !!!

Monday 27 June 2016

HIS ROYAL 'BOOBSY', THE KING OF ZENOPHOBIA LAND !!!

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ZENOPHOBIC BREASTS....SAGGING LIKE ROTTEN PAW-PAW

UK-BASED NIGERIAN PASTOR IN BIG MESS !!!



 Nigerian Pastor in UK, Sam Kayode, Jailed 9years in UK's Biggest Education Scam.

A Nigerian, London-based Pastor and accountant, Sam Kayode has been jailed for nine years for stealing as much as £4.1million of British taxpayers’ money and lavishing it on four women.

The 59yrs old part-time pastor spent the cash on his real wife, a second ‘wife’ and two alleged lovers.

He bought luxury cars including a Mercedes, an Audi TT sports car and an Infiniti, and is also feared to have sent much of the money to Nigeria.

Pastor Kayode blamed the theft on his late wife Grace and an office junior. He said they conspired to smear him by transferring the money to his joint account in revenge for his "adultery".

But according to Mail Online, Pastor Kayode spent seven years looting the accounts of Haberdashers’ Aske’s state schools in south London, now an academy chain acclaimed by the Government.

During those years no questions were asked about the secretive man who locked himself in his office to work late, after arriving in a Mercedes, wearing £500 Gucci shoes and carrying a Louis Vuitton briefcase.

His boss, chief financial officer Paul Durgan, failed to notice a penny missing. He was busy lecturing other schools about how to run their finances, while Pastor Kayode was transferring school money into his own private bank account.

As well as spending money on his real wife Grace’s private health care – until her death aged 53, in 2013 – he also signed documents showing he was making investments with Miss Halima, and renting flats in Kent for ‘partners’ Toyin Lawal and Yetunde Turtak.
His mistress, toyin Lawal !!!

NIGERIA: 'MONKEY WORK, BABOON CHOP' !!!



IGP appoints DCP Donald N. Awunah as New Police Spokesman.

The Inspector-General of Police, Ag. IGP Ibrahim K Idris has appointed DCP Donald N. Awunah as the new Force Public Relations Officer. Until his new assignment, Donald Awunah was the Deputy Commissioner of Police in charge of Homicide Section of Force Criminal Investigation and Intelligence Department (FCIID) Abuja.

He is to replace ACP Olabisi Kolawole who was the Force Public Relations Officer from August 2015 to June, 2016. Outgoing ACP Olabisi Kolawole urged the media and the public to extend maximum cooperation to the new Spokesman, just as the new FPRO promised to work to increase the tempo of good relationship between the Police and the public in line with the policy thrust of the Nigeria Police Force.


  • AS USUAL !!!

KLEPTOMANIA THRIVES IN NIGERIAN AIR FORCE !!!


EFCC Locks Down 29 Properties Belonging to Just 3 Ex-Air Force Chiefs.

The EFCC has seized as much as 29 properties from the immediate past Chief of Air Staff, Air Marshal Adesola Amosu; a former Chief of Accounts and Budgeting in NAF, Air Vice Marshal Jacob Adigun (retd.); and a former Director of Finance and Budget, Air Commodore Olugbenga Gbadebo (retd.).

No fewer than 11 properties were seized from Amosu; 12 seized from Adigun and six from Gbadebo.

The properties included three big plazas, six mansions, a quarry, a hospital, a block of flats, animal farms, a school, two hotels, some massive uncompleted buildings and some parcels of land.

According to documents made available exclusively to Punch, the properties were acquired mostly in 2014.

The properties seized from only Adigun were said to be worth N9.6billion.

Some of the properties include a shopping plaza known as Capadar Plaza on Adetokunbo Ademola Crescent, Wuse 2, which is worth N980m; a residential mansion on Lake Chad Street, Maitama, Abuja, worth N450m; an executive mansion in Imo River Close, Off Dandube Crescent, Maitama, worth N710m and a four-unit terrace on Agadez Street, Off Aminu Kano Crescent, Wuse 2, worth N720m.

Other properties, said to belong to Adigun, include a 35-room uncompleted hotel on Salt Lake Street, Maitama, Abuja; a parcel of land located on Bourdillon Street, Ikoyi, Lagos; a block of 12 service flats, located on Agodogba Street, Park View Estate, Ikoyi, said to be worth N1.8bn and a quarry in Bwari area of Abuja worth about $694,000.

The source added that all the properties had been seized.

He added, “Adigun spent most of his own share of the money on properties and so we did not recover much cash from him. Amosu, however, returned over N2.3bn and raised two bank drafts.”

He added that some of the properties seized from Amosu included a house on Adeyemo Alakija Street, Victoria Island, Lagos, worth N250m; a duplex at House 11, Peace Court Estate, GRA, Ikeja, Lagos, worth N110m; a N40m property located at NAF Harmony Estate, Asokoro Base and a five-bedroomed house at Valley NAF Estate, Port Harcourt, worth N33m.

Others include a hospital on Adeniyi Jones Avenue, Ikeja, known as St. Solomon Hospital with equipment worth $2.15m and a N95m house on Umaru Dikko Street, Jabi, Abuja.

The properties seized from Gbadebo are:

A fish farm worth N10m; a N20m poultry, located at Musa Close, Oyibo Ayobu, Lagos and a school known as Bloomsville International School, Divine Estate, Isheri-Olofin , off Lagos-Ibadan Expressway.

The three big men will be arraigned by the EFCC this week.

They are accused of diverting public funds to the tune of N21,467,674,707.43 in 2014. Too much stealing


WHY NOT IGBOMAN AS IG OF POLICE???



 President Buhari Appoints Igbo Man As His CSO.



He appoints.....Southerner ACP Chukwueme Obinna, an Igbo man, as his new CSO.

  • BIG DEAL...SO THEREFOR???????????????????????????
  • WE ARE NOT IMPRESSED.
  • DIS IS SHEER TOKENISM.
  • WHY NOT IGBOMAN AS HEAD OF POLICE, IMMIGRATION, CUSTOMS, NDLEA, EFCC !!!
  • DONT 4UK WITH MY BRAIN...I'M TOO SMART FOR DAT BULL-SHIT.
  • BUHARI....YOU ARE RUNNING A MALLAM REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA !!!

SO WHAT IS THE POINT GOING TO SCHOOL ???



 First Class Graduate Begs Buhari for A Job.


A first graduate of University of Benin, Abiola Babatunde Lasisi has cried out to President Buhari online that he needs a job, probably after several failed attempts to get one with his excellent certificate.

He studied Applied Mathematics.


  • POOR CHAP !!! SHAME ON NIGERIA.
  • IN THE GOOD OLD 70s, COMPANIES WILL BE RUSHING YOU, WITH READY MADE HOUSE, CAR, AND FAT SALARIES/ALLOWANCES.
  • HOW HAS THE MIGHTY FALLEN !!!
  • GOWON...WHERE ARE U SIR??? ARE U SEEING WHAT I'M SEEING???? KAI....OTURUGBEKE !!!

JUDGMENT DAY FOR GOVERNOR !!!





Federal High Court orders Abia state governor to immediately vacate office


Justice Okon Abang of a Federal High Court in Abuja has ordered the Governor of Abia State, Okezie Ikpeazu, to vacate his office immediately, after finding him guilty of submitting fake tax clearance document to the PDP during the party's governorship primary in December 2014.

Ikpeazu's rival at the primary, Uche Ogah, had petitioned the court and provided evidence to show that Ikpeazu had indeed provided fake tax clearance to their party. After listening to the counsels of both politicians, the presiding judge ordered INEC to immediately issue a certificate of return to Ogah

Sunday 26 June 2016

BUHARI'S GOVERNMENT: THE MORE YOU LOOK, THE LESS YOU SEE!!!



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KEEP GUESSING ...I'm sure you think it's only 16 balls... Abi ??? If you think so, then you have your 4ukin 'balls' in their hands....hehehe.

Shine your eyes, Open your brains & Think well.

I thought I knew this guy...but after he chose dat mallam (AGAIN) as Police IG, I finally gave up on him....GASKIA !!!


  • It is called THE MALLAM AGENDA !!!
  • Una no fit GAG me ooo....The truth must be told. I come from a minority group in Nigeria, and minorities are at the receiving end in this dispensation...getting a rough deal.. It is obvious dat the president is on a MALLAM AGENDA.
  • Very SAAAAAADDDDDD!!! Tinubu and APC know this but are not about to 'rock the boat' they sent to sea. How long will they look the other way??? Is nigeria now a MALLAM REPUBLIC???
  • What d hell do you want those young gallant Police AIGs and DIGs (MOSTLY SOUTHERNERS) to do, when u suddenly make a non-entity your IG ??? 
  • The next thing now is to retire them, in these hard days of unemployment....abi??? All bcos u want a 1984 officer to be IG....while ignoring his seniors.
  • Apart from destroying their lives and families, You have starved our ailing police of competent officers at a time when we should be relying on their wealth of experience to improve security and police capacity. What is the point spending millions on recruiting policemen if u can throw them out at will...especially when they are still young and able.
  • WHO IS AFRAID OF WHOM ???

DANGOTE TO FURTHER DEVELOP LAGOS !!!







Dangote Lekki Refinery, Petrochemical projects will boost Nigeria's economy- Ambode
...Gas project will stabilize nation's power needs- Osinbajo
...Lagos is investment friendly- Dangote
Lagos State Governor, Mr. Akinwunmi Ambode on Saturday said that the refinery, petrochemical, gas and fertilizer projects being undertaken by Africa's richest man and business mogul, Aliko Dangote at the Lekki Free Zone (LFZ) in Lagos would significantly boost the economy of Lagos and Nigeria in general.
Governor Ambode who spoke to newsmen shortly after an extensive inspection tour of the projects by the Nigeria's Vice President, Prof. Yemi Osinbajo and some members of the Federal Executive Council, said the projects would have great multiplier effects on the nation's economy.
He said, "Firstly, there is a refinery project that is ongoing, second there is a petrochemical project that is also ongoing. There is pipeline transfer project that brings gas from Bonny down to Olokonla and down to Lekki and then the fourth one is the fertilizer project all in one location."
He said the projects would also be critical to the economic growth of the Lagos East and West Senatorial Districts which according to him, will be open to massive investment opportunities on completion.
Governor Ambode said the decision of the Vice President to lead the inspection visit to the projects was a signpost to the benefits inherent not just for the State but to the nation.
He assured that his administration would provide the necessary support to ensure that the projects are completed within schedule.
"The coming of the Vice President to inspect this project is instructive and a sign post that the Federal Government is in support of what is going on us and the truth is this, we might not be able to show you all that is going on here but in another few weeks, we will do an aerial view of this project and also do a documentary because for the very first time we are going to have a Petrochemical project that is coming on stream by December 2017; a Refinery that is coming on stream by the first quarter of 2019 and also the Gas project that is coming on stream by 2018. You can just imagine or visualize what that means to the economy of Lagos," Governor Ambode said.
He added that apart from the 135,000 direct jobs that will be created from the projects, another 100,000 indirect jobs would be generated while income accruable to the Federal Government would be in the region of over $500million in three years.
"It is important that we understand the debt of what has happened here and also use it as a platform to encourage other investors that Lagos is on the rise and the future of Lagos is very bright," the Governor said.
Osinbajo, while addressing newsmen after a project briefing at the LFZ, said the project as a whole is an incredible industrial undertaken being the largest and the most ambitious in Africa.
The Vice President who was accompanied on the inspection by the Ministers for Finance, Kemi Adeosun; Solid Minerals, Dr. Kayode Fayemi and Power, Works and Housing, Mr. Babatunde Fashola and Industry, Trade and Investment, Mr. Okechukwu Enelamah, said the Gas Project upon completion has the capacity to produce about three billion cubic feet of gas daily, which would permanently address the two billion cubic feet daily gas required to power the country.
"This is incredible if that can be done because it would be a major strategic asset for Nigeria, It would boost our power supply tremendously," the Vice President said.
On his part, Alhaji Dangote said the decision to site the projects in Lagos was due to the investment friendly climate in the State.
"Lagos is one State that is very investor friendly and the Governor himself has always been asking what are the issues and he normally put in place steps to resolve those issues immediately,” he said.
He said the Gas Pipeline Project would guarantee uninterrupted power supply in Lagos on completion, which he said would also positively increase the State's Gross Domestic Project (GDP).
Dangote further said the projects would also attract other bigger investors into the Zone.
He also said the projects would benefit the local communities as at least 65 per cent of people in the catchment area would be employed, while over 1000 would be trained.
"Our target is that in the next five years or so from now, we hope and we believe that half of Nigeria's crude will be refined and exported rather than just exporting crude to go and create jobs elsewhere," Dangote said.
Keep up the good work.