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Monday, 1 July 2019

BUHARI'S OBSESSION: THE TOTAL HERDSMAN !!!



FOOLANI TO THE CORE !!!...he just cannot help it.

  • One day we shall all be foolani herdsmen the way things are going.

Sunday, 2 June 2019

ANTHONY JOSHUA LOST TO A 'CLOWN' !!!









JOSHUA IS A DISGRACE !!!


  • How the HELL could you lose to this fat blob of a human being
  • I mean this short, fatty BORITO? Chei.
  • Just look at the two of them and tell me who looks like a boxer?
  • The guy looks like a CIRCUS CLOWN !!!
  • This must be Mexico JUJU !!!
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We are SADDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!
Joshua.....if Kanye West catch you with eem MOUTH. (you are dead).

Tuesday, 30 April 2019

FORMER OLYMPIAN NOW SLEEPS UNDER AJAH BRIDGE !!!

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THE PLIGHT OF ETIM IRON-BAR BASSEY IS THE TYPICAL NIGERIAN STORY !!!

He has been spotted several times under Ajah Bridge. He appears unkempt and homeless. Prior to now Bassey could be seen along Ado-Badore Road few years back, engaging in endless road work in exchange for handouts from road users. But now it seems his physical health, and personal care have deteriorated drastically, and he is reduced to begging for money and food. From all indications, his mental health may be in question.

PLEASE NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT..COME TO HIS AID. THIS GUY REPRESENTED US AND MADE US PROUD AT ONE TIME !!!

Wednesday, 10 April 2019

MUSICIAN TIMI DAKOLO & WIFE...plus kid !!!

ALL BECAUSE OF A MOTORBIKE !!!




A 200 Level student at Usmanu Danfodio University, Sokoto, Habibu Abubakar Nakasari, has lost his two hands as some men attempted to dispossess him of his motorcycle.

Habibu, who is studying English Language at the institution, suffered the attack in the early hours of Sunday.

The undergraduate was allegedly accosted in the early hours of Sunday around Manna area of Sokoto South Local Government Area, where his two hands were cut off before his attackers fled with his motorcycle.

He is currently receiving treatment at the Orthopaedic Hospital, Wamakko, Sokoto State.

According to a statement released by Aminu Abdullahi Abubakar, the Director of Press to Sokoto State Deputy Governor, Manir Muhammad Dan’Iya, who represented the governor, the government has vowed to apprehend and prosecute those responsible for the attack.

Speaking at the hospital bedside of Habibu, Dan’Iya said, “The governor mandated me to come and visit you and your family to assure you that all hands are on deck to arrest and prosecute the perpetrators according to the law.

“This barbaric behaviour is unbecoming among the youths and our government will not condone such act, as this will be the last to be seen in the state, God willing,” Dan’Iya added.

The Deputy Governor further disclosed that Governor Aminu Tambuwal has directed the full settlements of all medical bills of the victim by the state government.

It may be recalled that a few weeks ago, one Abdullahi Shehu, in a similar situation was allegedly attacked by political thugs who cut off one of his arms in Sokoto metropolis.
Shehu was later flown to Abuja where doctors battled in vain to attach his severed arm.


  • SEE HOW VICIOUS DIS NORTHERN KIDS ARE.
  • DEM NO GIVE A 4UK ABOUT HUMAN LIVES.
  • NAWA OOOO....in dis same Nigeria ???

Friday, 22 March 2019

FARM LAND FOR SALE !!!

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N700K PER PLOT.

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Thursday, 7 March 2019

13 RICHEST BLACK PEOPLE IN THE WORLD !!!


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Below are names of the 13 richest black people on earth:
  1. Aliko Dangote – Nigerian ($10.9 billion)
  2. Mike Adenuga – Nigerian ($9.1 billion)
  3. Robert Smith – American ($5 billion)
  4. David Steward – American ($3 billion)
  5. Oprah Winfrey – American ($2.5 billion)
  6. Strive Masiyiwa – Zimbabwean ($2.4 billion)
  7. Isabel Dos Santos – Angolan ($2.3 billion)
  8. Patrice Motsepe – South African ($2.3 billion)
  9. Michael Jordan – American ($1.9 billion)
  10. Michael Lee-Chin – Canadian ($1.9 billion)
  11. Abdulsamad Rabiu – Nigerian ($1.6 billion)
  12. Folorunsho Alakija – Nigerian ($1.1 billion)
  13. Mohammed Ibrahim – Sudanese-British ($1.1 billion)

Wednesday, 27 February 2019

INSANE HERDSMEN ON FRESH ATTACKS !!!





BURNED DOWN CHURCH IN KADUNA AND KILLED WORSHIPERS !!!




  • THESE GUYS ARE SICK.
  • THEY SEEM ENERGIZED BY BUHARI'S VICTORY.
  • YOU WILL NOTICE THAT ALL THRU THE ELECTION PERIOD THEY WERE NO WHERE TO BE SEEN....AND NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN, BOOM BOOM BOOM !!!
  • BUHARI....pls call your blood-thirsty brothers to order. !!!

Thursday, 14 February 2019

SKIN BLEACHING IS BIG BUSINESS IN NIGERIA !!!



BIG-TIME AREA FADA.....MC OLUOMO & HIS THREE WIVES, ON VALENTINE DAY !!!


  • Hehehe....dem be like Shaki-shaki alao !!!
  • Your own beta ooooo, Mr. MC.
  • When I grow up I wan be like you SIRRRRR.
  • That is the STORY of my country !!

Sunday, 10 February 2019

Thursday, 7 February 2019

EL RUFAI: THE RANTINGS OF A SILLY DWARF !!!

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Reactions have continued to trail statement by Kaduna State Governor, Nasir El-Rufai that foreigners who intervene in the forthcoming 2019 general elections will “go back in body bags”.
The All Progressives Congress (APC) governor made the threat when he featured on NTA’s Tuesday Live programme anchored by Cyril Stober.
“Those that are calling for anyone to come and intervene in Nigeria, we are waiting for the person that would come and intervene, they would go back in body bags,” the governor said.
El-Rufai’s threat has since sparked criticisms and reactions from Nigerians and the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP.

  • THIS ARROGANT DWARF OF A HUMAN BEING HAS GONE A LITTLE TOO FAR.
  • HIS UNSAVORY COMMENT IS NOTHING BUT AN INCITEMENT OF VIOLENCE.
  • BUHARI...PLS CAUTION YOUR 'JACK RUSSEL'.

Friday, 1 February 2019

DELE MOMODU DUMPS BUHARI !!!


Momodu, in a post on his Twitter page, said he left Buhari due to his inability to unite Nigeria and not because of ‘poor economy’

He said this on Friday after a follower accused him of sowing discord among Nigerians with his publications online.

The follower wrote: “Dele you have lost it. Now l am truly disappointed. I am a Kanuri by tribe born from the egg of a Kanuri from Yobe and an Edo Woman from Edo State How dare you sow division amongst us? Shame on you sir.

Responding, Momodu said Buhari has caused more division in the country than any government.

“Please give an example of the division I sowed. No one has divided Nigeria like these people since the civil war.

” If there’s one reason I left Buhari, it is his inability to unite Nigeria, not because of the poor economy, that is never his fault.”



BUHARI: WAHALA DEY OOO !!!


I NO FIT LAUGH.....no be only me go see dis wan !!!
Monkey go follow me laugh dis wan !!! Hehehe.
APC ............AYUAAAAAA..................

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REMAIN SMALL...EE FOR PRESENT Oshio-monkey SEF......Image result for monkey laughing

BODYGUARDS & BOUNCERS FOR HIRE !!!



GET SMART.....BE WISE.

Choose HEFTY for all your events....WEDDINGS, BIRTHDAY PARTIES, CHURCH FUNCTIONS, MUSICAL CONCERTS, POLITICAL RALLIES AND CLOSE-PROTECTION FOR CELEBRITIES .

They are NATIONWIDE !!!

Also good for all foreign visitors touring Nigeria.

Friday, 25 January 2019

JUNGLE JUSTICE !!!



THIS IDIOT ASKED A YOUNG BOY TO GO HOME AND 'STEAL' HIS MOTHER'S PANT (UNDERWEAR) IN EXCHANGE FOR N500. BOY WENT HOME AND TOLD MOM. MOM MOBILIZED IRATE NEIGHBOURS......AND THIS IS THE END OF MY STORY. Hehehe.


  • Poverty don crape una head for Nigeria.
  • So una dey take women pant dey make juju for money???
  • Nawa oooo !!! Is it not easier to become a Senator and STEAL easy money???
  • All of una dey crazeeeee. Una don KOLO finish.
  • Pls no let oyinbo hear dis wan oooo. I dey SHAME for una !!!
  • See eem dry yansh sef. lol

OPPOSITION PICKS ON JIMI AGBAJE !!!

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Lagos State Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) gubernatorial candidate, Mr. Jimi Agbaje, has raised the alarm over the persistent methods of removal of his campaign posters and political party signs, which he blamed on the agents of the ruling All Progressives Congress (APC).

He claimed that the practice, which has been on since campaign for the 2019 gubernatorial election started, obviously confirmed APC’s ill-motive and desperation to ensure that there is no level playing field.

In an interaction with The Guardian, Agbaje said PDP has on several occasions been the victim at the barbaric hands of miscreants, who have vandalized no fewer than 3,000 billboards and campaign materials in prime areas such as the Third Mainland Bridge; and have also enjoyed continued support from members of the ruling APC.

According to him: “The support received in the execution of these unlawful acts from the APC is evidenced by the surreptitious release of culprits, without sanction, including officials within the Lagos State Signage and Advertisement Agency (LASAA), apprehended recently in relation to the crimes.

“This has led to an increase in the unlawful activities, which have now been reported to be prevalent in over 35 constituencies across the state. “Is this how the APC intends to conduct elections – by stifling the opposition?”

The PDP candidate expressed displeasure that despite the best efforts of the Lagos State police commissioner towards thwarting these illegal activities “members of APC have devised other surreptitious strategies all in an attempt to silence and emasculate any opposition to their ‘anointed’ candidate for the position of governor.

The continued use of state apparatus and resources to fund the political campaign and that of their candidate, Babajide Sanwo-Olu and the excessive use of federal might in a local election are few out of the many instances of the ruling party’s arbitrary exercise of state power.”

Agbaje affirmed that neither his party nor the electorate could be cowed by the antics of the ruling party, which campaign materials are currently everywhere as if there are no other contestants. He said, “In a true democracy, one of the core tenets is the existence of a level playing field for every party without fear or favour.

Every citizen should be afforded the opportunity to consider the alternatives and not to be forced into making a decision. The acts by the ruling party are akin to a dictatorship aimed at oppressing the law-abiding members of the PDP who do not possess the political might and or the financial exuberance of APC.”

He, therefore, urged the electorate to stand against any form of tyranny as the election approaches, saying this is the best time to deliver the state from the shackles of bondage and ensure freedom to its people who have been held down under the whims and caprices of select individuals who have monopolized its resources and accumulated public funds for their private benefit.



  • UNA WEY DEY DO DIS....SHAME ON UNA !!!
  • GUERRILLA TACTICS NO DEY WORK FOR POLITICS
  • THE PEOPLE WILL CHOOSE THEIR CANDIDATE AT THE END !!!

Sunday, 20 January 2019

KINGSLEY MOGHALU....IS THIS OUR MAN ???

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KINGSLEY MOGHALU....Presidential Candidate.

Kingsley Moghalu is a global leader who has made contributions to the stability, progress and wealth of nations, societies and individuals across such domains as academia, economic policy, banking and finance, entrepreneurship, law, and diplomacy. 

As Deputy Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria from 2009-2014 he led the execution of extensive reforms in the Nigerian banking system after the global financial crisis. He was a member of the Bank's Monetary Policy Committee that brought inflation down into single digits.


As Professor of International Business and Public Policy at The Fletcher School of Law and Diplomacy at Tufts University in Massachusetts, USA he has taught, trained and inspired graduate students from more than 40 countries in North America, Europe, Africa and Asia, men and women who will go on to leadership roles in their countries in careers from business to government service, from non-profits to military intelligence.
Kingsley served as the Chairman of the Boards of Directors of the Nigerian-Export-Import Bank (NEXIM) and the Financial Institutions Training Center. He was also a Member of the Boards of Directors of the Central Bank of Nigeria, the Securities and Exchange Commission of Nigeria, the Asset Management Corporation of Nigeria, and the global Alliance for Financial Inclusion (AFI).


He is the Founder & CEO of Sogato Strategies LLC, a global strategy, risk and macroeconomic advisory firm that has helped multinational corporations, global banks, private equity and asset management corporations make successful investments in emerging market countries.


Kingsley previously worked for the United Nations for 17 years, leading successful work in national reconciliation and nation-building in fractured societies, risk management and management reform in the UN, and raising billions of dollars for social investments in developing countries by The Global Fund to Fight AIDS, TB and Malaria in Geneva.
A visionary thinker and thought leader, he is the author of several books, an international keynote speaker at industry conferences, and a frequent commentator in the global media including CNN, BBC World TV, Bloomberg, and the Financial Times.


A philanthropist, Kingsley founded the Isaac Moghalu Foundation, a non-profit organization that provides support for literacy, educational institutions, and access to education for underprivileged children in rural communities in Nigeria.
Kingsley was educated at the London School of Economics and Political Science (Ph.D., M.Phil.), The Fletcher School at Tufts University (M.A.), University of Nigeria, Nsukka (LL.B.), and the Institute of Risk Management in London, UK. He has completed executive leadership programs in economic transformation, macroeconomic management, global leadership, corporate governance, and strategy at Harvard Kennedy School, Harvard Business School, Wharton, Chicago Booth School of Business, and the International Monetary Fund Institute.

FROM FANI-KAYODE TO BUHARI....'WITH LOVE' !!!

FEMI FANI-KAYODE TELLS NIGERIANS WHY HE FEELS OUR PRESIDENT, MOHAMMADU BUHARI 'DODGED' THE TV PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE OF 19TH JANUARY, 2019.

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Ahh Ahh !!!

















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No vex me ooo !!!


  • HMMM...I no dey there oooo!!!
  • FANI-POWER.....omokomo number 1.
  • NA FOR ONLY YOUR MOUTH DIS KAIN GIST DEY TAKE SWEET....hehehe.
  • I no fit laugh oooo !!!...but i dey enjoy am well well.
  • Its what I call TECHNICAL DODGING.......baba gbe be !!!

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