BABANGIDA MEETS WITH APC LEADERS.

 Former Military Dictator, General Ibrahim Babangida meets with the new APC leaaders, saying 'VOTES MUST COUNT IN 2015'.

• WHICH VOTES??? ...I ask you.
• Bull Shit...see who is talking. Did votes count when you annulled  Abiola's Election, making a mockery of democracy?
• My friend go siddon and play with your grand children in Minna. You no dey relevant again. Stop seeking notice. You be 'past tense'.
• Just a bloody EMERGENCY POLITICIAN.

NOLLYWOOD ACTOR RAMSEY NOAH AND HIS FAMILY.

SO HE IS A FAMILY MAN AFTER ALL!!!

• But who isn't???
• Nice wan, Ramsey.

THE MOST NOTORIOUS ROBBER IN SOUTH-WEST NIGERIA, ARRESTED.

Culled from Vanguard..

 The most notorious, and deadliest robber in South-West Nigeria has been arrested by Police. He is Abiodun Ogunjobi aka Abbey Godogodo. He has committed countless robberies in the Lagos environs, even though he lives in Egbeda, Ibadan. Godogodo also specializes in killing of Policemen, and stealing their weapons. Two AK47 Rifles and ten loaded Magazines were recovered from his house. He is 36 years of age, but started robbing at 17. He claims he has NO REGRETS whatsoever!!!

• One DOWN...nice wan!!!
• Bloody Moda4ka.
• Dis guy goes in and out of Lagos like he owns d whole place. He was becoming a nightmare. But thank God d police got him. He had wasted enough policemen.
• He has houses all over d place....proceeds of his dastardly acts.

SUICIDE MISSION!!!

 This Chinese guy attempted to commit suicide in a six-storey apartment block in Changchun, Jilin Province, Northern China. 'Unluckily' for him, his wife grabbed him by his Boxers Shorts. He lives to die another day!!!

• Ohhhh why nowwww??? She for let am drop, make we see who go miss CHOW MEIN.
• Yeye guy....life don taya my guy. May be na d woman dey vex am sef.

FORMER ENGLISH FOOTBALLER, KENNY SANSOM IS AN ALCOHOLIC.

Former Arsenal Defender, Kenny Sansom, reveals he has been drinking seven bottles of wine a day, gambling, and sleeping rough on Park Benches. The 54 year-old football star won 86caps for his country, earning 1,200 pounds a week in the 80s, and lived in a 1million pound mansion.. Sansom is England's second most-capped Full Back after Ashley Cole. He is now flat broke!!!

• My friend....you dey craze o. How on earth can any man blow that kind of money on booooze???
• Is dis madness or what? Your own don PAFUKA.
• Dis guy was gooood....no position is permanent...as dey say in Naija.
• Naim be say money na SPIRIT....you can say dat again.

FASHOLA DEFENDS DEPORTATION OF 72 PEOPLE TO ONITSHA.

Governor Raji Fashola of Lagos State has defended the deportation of the 72 people to Onitsha, saying they constituted a nuisance. His Commissioner of Police, Umaro Manko says the people were rehabilitated and resettled at their own free will. However there is indication that they were 'deported' against their wishes.

• Dis is ridiculous. Governor Obi should gather Lagosians in Anambra State and go beyond Lagos to Badagry and dump dem...period.
• Is Lagos not in Nigeria??? Who is to say that someone/anyone constitutes nuisance...what rubbish!!!
• Fashola is in a dream world... attempting to turn Lagos into d land of the 'rich' only. Dats why he is building dat 4kin ATLANTIC CITY in any case. 
• Dat deportation stunt was a complete bull-shit.

THREE FEMALE TEACHERS ABDUCTED IN BENIN--CITY.

 Gunmen suspected to be kidnappers have abducted three female primary school teachers in Benin City!!! The gunmen stormed the primary school, located at Upper Ekenwan, during school hours, shooting into the air. A parent was said to have been hit by stay bullet in the ensuing pandemonium.

• Yeye people...dis na VERY VERY hungry kidnappers.
• In fact if dey give dem a few thousand naira, dem go relax...take go smoke their GBANA..
• Na dis kain wans dey kidnap Chinese people for Naija, and den release dem after dem no see anyone to bail d chaps....after dem don spend their own (kidnapper) money take feed dem.Which wan concern Chinese. Dem no JISORO. ...(dem no send anybody message o). Even sef Chinese dey live for face-me-i-face-you for Naija. Ee get as ee be o.