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Sunday, 2 February 2014

SMALL BLACK BOY 'DISARMS' POLICE!!!



Police: Where do you live?
 Small boy: With my parents. 

Police: Where do your parents live? 
Small boy: With me.

 Police: And where do you all live? 
Small boy: Together. 

Police: Where is Your Home?
 Small boy: Beside my neighbours' house.

 Police: Where is your neighbours' house?
 Small boy: If I tell you, you will not believe me. 

Police: Tell us?
 Small boy: Next to my house. 


  • NICE WAN!!!
  • IT'S CALLED 'NATIVE SENSE'.

AFROCANDY: THE UNREPENTANT ASHAWO!!!





THE 'HUMAN BEING' YOU SEE HERE IS CALLED AFROCANDY. SHE CLAIMS TO BE A MUSICIAN...OR ACTRESS...WHATEVER ( I can't quite make it out). BUT UNFORTUNATELY FOR ME, SHE IS A NIGERIAN. EVERY TIME I START MY COMPUTER I SEE CHEAP NOTICE-SEEKERS LIKE HER 'SEX-STARVED SELF' ON MY SCREEN.
FELLOW NIGERIANS...I AM FED UP WITH LOOKING, LEST I LOSE MY SIGHT. AS IT IS, MY COMPUTER IS FULL OF VIRUS FROM SUCH 'TOXIC PHOTOS' AS THIS ONE.....HEEEELLLPPPPP!!! I AM SERIOUSLY TRAUMATIZED. WHEN DID TOTO BECOME DIS CHEAP IN NIGERIA....I ASK??? NAWA OOOO.

ATIKU'S POLITICAL 'ATIKULIZATION'.


HEHEHE...MY PEOPLE....AS I'VE INTIMATED EARLIER, ABUBAKAR ATIKU HAS FINALY GIVEN PDP THE RED CARD. HE HAS 'ATIKULIZED' NIGERIAN POLITICS ONCE MORE...TRUE TO TYPE!!! I CAN READ THIS GUY LIKE A CARD!!! NOTE THAT THIS GUY ONCE BECAME VICE-PRESIDENT UNDER THE PDP!!! (Talk about back-stabbing, and political prostitution at its best). HE TALKS ABOUT 'PROMISES' THAT WERE NOT KEPT??? PLEASE ASK HIM IF HE KEPT THOSE PROMISES WHEN HE WAS HIMSELF VICE-PRESIDENT. FELLOW NIGERIANS...NIGERIAN POLITICS REMAINS A 'BIG JOKE'!!! I AM ASHAMED.
Read what Vanguard had to say:

By Abiodun Alade
Former Vice President of Nigeria, Alhaji Atiku Abubakar has dumped the party which gave him a platform to be Nigeria’s Vice President from 1999 to 2007, stating that the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP has lost touch with Nigerians and can no longer be redeemed.
It will be recalled that Atiku also left the party in 2007 to contest the presidential election on the platform of the Action Congress (AC) before returning to the PDP in 2009.
He has updated his twitter handle to include the emblem of All Progressive Congress ,APC), his new political party.
Below is the full press statement, announcing the decamping of Atiku from PDP to APC.
Press Statement by Atiku Abubakar, GCON, Turaki Adamawa and former Vice President, Federal Republic of Nigeria on his Resignation from the PDP and his Joining the APC.
In 2006, as a result of my firm stand in defence of our constitution and our democracy, my supporters and I were pushed out of our party, the Peoples Democratic Party, a party that we worked tirelessly with other compatriots to build as a vehicle to restore democracy to our country.  We later returned to that party in 2009 when a new leadership of the party and the country promised a new direction, a direction of inclusiveness, of internal democracy, of an end to impunity, adherence to the rule of law and respect for the dignity of members and Nigerians.
Sadly, however, those promises have not been kept.  In addition, the PDP continues to be beset with many crises, mostly leadership-induced crises.  It has since lost touch with Nigerians and efforts made by many well-meaning members and stakeholders to bring it back to the vision of the founders have been rebuffed.  To demonstrate the seriousness of the challenges and bring public attention to it I and some other leaders and stakeholders staged a walkout during the party’s last convention in Abuja.
As I speak, most of the issues that led to that walk-out are yet to be addressed.  Many founding members of the PDP, I included, continue to be marginalized and excluded from the affairs of the party. For instance as a former Vice President, I am by virtue of the PDP constitution, a member of the party’s Board of Trustees and its National Executive Committee.  However, I am not invited to the meetings of those organs nor consulted on their decisions, apparently because I dared to exercise my right to contest in the party’s primary election for a chance to be its flag-bearer in the 2011 elections.  We have, therefore, concluded that that party cannot be redeemed. In short the PDP has abandoned Nigerians, the very people who gave it life and many electoral victories.
More worrisome though is the danger posed to the continued existence of this country by this culture of impunity and arbitrariness.  We continue to have threats from officially protected political extremists.  Increasingly our people are recklessly being divided along the lines of religion, ethnicity and region for political gains.  Our history and that of many other countries in Africa and Eastern Europe ought to teach us that this is very dangerous and must stop.
We can and we must do better. Our people deserve better.
It is against this background that we should understand the visit by the leaders of the APC and their invitation to me to join hands with them to save the country. Consequently, I have been consulting my supporters and associates, my family and friends for the past few weeks.  My decision may not satisfy some of my friends and associates.  In the end, however, I have to put the interest of our country first.  This country has done so much for me personally and it deserves all that we can do to help rebuild it and serve our people better.
Following this extensive consultative process, I have, therefore, decided to cast my lot with the APC, a party of change committed to the improvement of the lives of our people and to the continued existence and development of Nigeria as one indivisible country.  My resignation letter as a member of the PDP will be delivered to the party tomorrow.
This is the right decision.  As in 2006 it is the struggle for democracy and constitutionalism and service to my country and my people that are driving my choice and my decision. Let me emphasize that this is not about me. We have to have a country before people can aspire to lead it, but as it is today we may be losing this country. That is not acceptable.
I encourage my political associates and friends to register and join the APC once the registration exercise commences, so that together we can change this country for the better.
The process of building a nation, of securing and deepening democracy is indeed difficult.  And it is not a lineal process.  There would be alignment and realignment of political forces. There would be ups and downs and zig-zags, triumphs and challenges.  Amidst all that, patriots must remain focused and do what has to be done to save and build the country and serve our people better.
That is what I have decided to do. I will do all within my God-given powers to help the APC win elections all over Nigeria and bring true change to our country and its long-suffering people.
Thank you and God bless Nigeria.

Atiku Abubakar, GCON
(Turaki Adamawa)

WATCH THE SUPER BOWL TODAY!!!


RICHARD SHERMAN POST-GAME INTERVIEW....sometime ago!!!

NDLEA ARREST: EVIDENCE OF UNNECESSARY RIVALRY BETWEEN SECURITY AGENCIES!!!



NDLEA arrests man with 107 ATM cards

It was learnt that the NDLEA MMI Airport Command has recently arrested a 36 year old man, traveling on a Turkish Airline with 107 ATM Cards (Citi Bank Credit Cards).

  • Good arrest...but my question is...WHICH WAN CONCERN NDLEA WITH FRAUD???
  • Dis is what President Jonathan was saying when he talked about RIVALRY between different Government Agencies.
  • In a civilized Society..dis matter would have been passes QUIETLY to the Police or Interpol, and not for the PUBLICITY-HUNGRY Ndlea Airport Commander to face the Press, beating his chest....seeking notice
  • Your job is DRUGS, and not Credit Card Fraud!!!
  • For those of us who know the inside workings of government...dis na d reason wey we still dey battle Boko-Haram....bcos of every Agency trying to SEEK NOTICE and TAKE CREDIT...instead of complementing the other Agencies.
  • The President should SACK d Ndlea Airport Commander for going to the Press with dis BULL-SHIT NEWS....make him an example to other OVER-AMBITIOUS animals in d system.
  • For all you know, his STUPID/HASTY ACTIONS have COMPROMISED the 'follow-up' Investigations dat the rightful Agency (Police) should have commenced in order to get to the bottom of the CRIME (syndicates). 
  • Dat is not to say it was not a good Arrest.


ATIKU: NIGERIA'S POLITICAL MARADONA!!!

War of words over PDP’s future

OGA...WE STILL DEY WAIT YOUR NEXT DRIBBLE O!!!

  • Is it going to be to d right or to the left???
  • I BET you...your next decision (MOVE) shall inflict the final NAIL in your Political Coffin!!!
  • You cannot...and will not be Nigeria's President...NEVER.
  • Nigeria does not need SLY, SLIMY, DECEITFUL Politicians like you to lead dem.
  • You be WEATHER MAN....aka FRIEND FOR FOOD.
  • Na dat your WAYO go HAMA you....walahi.

EL RUFAI VERSUS ASARI DOKUBO!!!





The WAR OF WORDS mount up between the APC member, El Rufai, and the Niger Delta 'Militant', Asari Dokubo. El Rufai recently called Dokubo a THUG, in response to Dokubo calling him a COWARD!!!

  • Very interesting.
  • Who is the Thug, and who is the Coward???
  • Which wan of dem dey VEX (feel small) bcos shishi no dey eem yansh anymore, and which wan dey SWELL (Bragado) bcos power don enter eem hand???
  • In life...nothing is as constant as CHANGE.