SHOW YOUR OYINBO FRIENDS!!!

• AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED...ALL OF DEM ORIGINATE FROM AFRICA!!!
• NA D TREK WEY DEM TREK COMMOT FOR AFRICA, NAIM MAKE DEM BEND GO DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS.
• U CAN SEE SAY D EGYPTIAN WAN NO BEND TOO MUCH BCOS DEM NO TREK FAR LIKE D OTHERS. LOL.

WOMEN POWER!!!

IS THIS TRUE????

• Me I be small boy o...I no sabi shi-shi.
• KILOMODE MO????

KELLY ROLAND IN NIGERIA!!!

Kelly Rolland LANDS in Nigeria with her manager/fiance, Tim Witherspoon, to attend Dare Art Alade's 'Love Like A Movie' Concert, taking place tomorrow!!!

PDP CHAIRMAN BEGS SENATOR PIUS AYIM TO STOP SNOOZING IN PUBLIC!!!

The new PDP Chairman, Adamu Mu'azu has admonished thew Secretary to the Nigerian Government, Senator Pius Ayim to desist from dropping asleep at every public function!!! He said this while receiving the leadership of the Ebonyi State PDP.
Hear him:
"Mr. Anyim, I hope you have not started doing what you like doing best,” Mu'azu said. (making the motions of a dozing person.  The laughter that followed from the audience woke up the sleeping SGF, who obviously had NO IDEA what was being discussed).

Mr Ayim is said to have a history of sleeping in meetings. While he was in the Senate House under the leadership of the late Chief Chuba Okadigbo, he interrupted the late leader during his speech after waking up spontaneously from his sleeping and decided to offer a suggestion. When asked what was being discussed, he smiled and all the senators burst out laughing.

• Hehehe...I DEY LAUGH!!! And dis guy SNORE no go be small tin o. Ee go shake house foundation sef.
• I dey shame for Nigeria sometimes....where beta people dey look for WORK and how to add value to awa peoples life. 
• Look at dis HIPPO of a man...BUFFOON. What do you expect from a DEAD-HEAD???
• And I can swear d guy is not even 50years of age...obviously going to die from OBESITY. Very very OILY and unhealthy human being.
• My question is wettin Jonathan dey do with dis kind of people???
• Look at dis guy...it is clear HE IS A DULLARD...d type dat used to come last UNFAILINGLY when he was at school.
• Why are we so greedy? I ask. Bcos dis 4uker don chop us dry as a Senator, and now he is SECRETARY to awa Government???
• If he sleeps through Meetings, then how can he RECORD the Minutes of Meetings etc etc.
• Nigeria don KOLO. Jonathan don PAFUKA...walahi. No HOPE for us.
• Na patronage go kill una....tomoro now when he commot there dem go make am MINISTER for Petroleum or some dum-shit top position...instead of picking fresh hands dat can move us forward.
• Even my GRANDMOTHER no go sleep for Village Meeting...not to tok of National Meeting.
• UNA OWN DON SPOIL...walahi. No heaven for una. 

DIMEJI BANKOLE DISCHARGED AND ACQUITTED!!!

The erstwhile Speaker of the House of Representatives, Dimeji Bankole has been discharged and acquitted by a Federal High Court in Abuja, over allegations that he used fake Companies to defraud the Federal Government to the tune of N895 million while he was in office.

• Naija and OJORO.
• Una don do WOOROO-WOOROO for behind the scenes.
• Wettin money no fit buy for dat DAMN Country...even human life sef...not to tok of yeye justice!!!
• My sympathy goes to d poor people of Nigeria.
• Once again dem don rob shit for una face.
• See d UGLY MODA4UKA sef..Eee be like dat Yoruba JUJU Masquerade dem dey call GELEDE!!!
• To think dat he got away with dat monumental fraud?
• And dat was indeed a conservative estimate of d money d SHIT-FACE stole o...some idiot dat has not even attained d age of 40yrs.
• Wettin ee go do when he becomes fifty sometin like dem OGBOLOGO Tinubu people???
• Dis wan go SELL Nigeria ke...and collect change sef....Dey are getting worse by d generations.
• SICK Country!!!

JONATHAN SACKS AVIATION MINISTER AND 3 OTHERS!!!

President Goodluck Jonathan has sacked his embattled Aviation Minister, plus three other Ministers!!!

• Isn't it HIGH TIME???
• Abi d wan wey dem chop never reach???
• D woman can now go back to d business she knows best...BUYING & SELLING...at Apongbon, or Onitsha Market.
• Useless lots.
• I bet you dey are replacing them with some waiting DESPERADOS...ready to SKIN us DRY...as usual.

GBEMISOLA SARAKI CROSSES TO PDP!!!

Senator Gbemisola Saraki, daughter of the late political sage, Olusola Saraki, and sister to the former Governor of Kwara State, Bukola Saraki, has CROSSED CARPET. She has defected from her APC to the PDP, along with some other prominent Kwara politicians like Prince Sunday Fagbemi, Mr. Lola Ashiru, and former 2011 CPC Governorship aspirant, Alhaji Abdulrahman Abdurasak. They are the latest to join the league of POLITICAL PROSTITUTES!!!

• Nigerian Politicians are only after their pockets...no principles or Manifesto!!!
• They change parties like KNICKERS.
• But it will be interesting to see how Gbemi fares against her brother who is hoping to DISPLACE Dele Belgore, the original Governorship Candidate for APC in Kwara. Greedy bastards. Dem no dey kuku shame....d fact dat he was once Kwara Governor would not deter him from struggling to become Governor again. Na only you get sense for Kwara...abi?
• See what useless Ngige was doing in Anambra State....maybe he left sometin behind in Government House dat he wanted to come back to retrieve???
• Yeye lots.