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Sunday, 27 July 2014

PASTOR ASHIMOLOWO'S SON WEDS SARO BABE IN KENT!!!









THE SON OF THE KICC PASTOR, MATHEW ASHIMOLOWO, TOOK A NEW WIFE IN KENT, UK. TOMI MICHAEL MARRIED HIS SWEETHEART, DOROTHY JENEBA FROM SIERRA LEONE!!!


  • Congrats!!!
  • But as you con carry all dat una multi-million dollars go invest for on top Saro (Sierra Leone) Babe na wa o!!!
  • Naija babes don VEX.


Saturday, 5 July 2014

LAGOS BRT BUS DID NOT KILL ANY SOLDIER!!!



SOLDIERS TOOK THE LAW INTO THEIR HANDS AND BURNT DOWN SEVERAL BRT BUSES WORTH N100m. BUT THE TRUTH IS THAT NO SOLDIER WAS ACTUALLY KILLED BY THE BUS.....Hear the Official.

LAGBUS Asset Management Limited, operators of BRT buses have denied that one of their buses killed a soldier. Soldiers went on a rampage yesterday around the Palmgrove area of Lagos, stopping BRT buses, asking passengers to get down, beating the drivers, destroying the buses before eventually setting them on fire. The damage yesterday is said to be worth over N100million.

But speaking about it, a LAGBUS official said they had nothing to do with it, explaining that they only found a corpse in their bus and went to report it to the police;
"By 10 p.m. last night, one of our buses broke down at Onipanu; by 11 p.m., a rescue team with a van went to the scene to tow the bus. Unfortunately, area boys started stoning our team which made our men to leave. Meanwhile, the driver put on hazard lights and C- Caution to alert motorists of the breakdown. Continue...
“By 5am this morning, before the rescue team got to the scene, a corpse had been deposited in our bus and a motorcycle parked behind it.
“When we saw it, we reported the case to the Pedro Police Station, Somolu, but before we got back to the scene, soldiers had burnt down five BRT buses and one belonging to LAGBUS.
BRT buses were later withdrawn from the roads yesterday to prevent more damages. The man who died was an army corporal.


  • ANGRY SOLDIERS LOOKING FOR ACTION...NA CIVILIANS UNA FIT DEY OPEN EYE FOR.
  • BOKO-HARAM DEY LOOK FOR UNA!!!
  • BOMBOCLATTTT!!! PUSSYCLATTT!!! BLOODCLATTTT!!!

OBEY FOR LIFE!!!


LIFE COULDN'T BE MORE IRONIC!!!
NICE WORDS FROM EBENEZAR OBEY.

KISSING THE 'AFRICAN' WAY!!!



DIS TO TELL YOU DAT KISSING IS NOT AFRICAN.

  • Una go dey copy Oyinbo people...enn?
  • See as dis bush man be wan suck out the life from dis poor woman!!!
  • NA BY FORCE???
  • Dis kain guy no go dey contented with ordinary PECK sef.
  • D guy don PISS for shokoto already...nawa o.
  • APURUKA MAN!!! As far as he is concerned, make 'we start dey remove cloth now now'. Hehehe.

Friday, 4 July 2014

NIGERIAN ARMY GONE BONKERS!!!



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TODAY ON IKORODU ROAD, LAGOS: THIS IS THE SOLUTION THE NIGERIAN ARMY EMPLOYED AND METED ON LAGOSIANS...ALL BCOS A LAGOS BRT BUS KNOCKED DOWN A SOLDIER!!!

  • Una 'husband'...Boko-Haram dey look for una.
  • Stop opening eyes for 'bloody civilians'.
  • OLE IDI YIN.

Thursday, 3 July 2014

JUSTICE NAIJA STYLE!!!



DIS WAS SOMEWHERE IN DELTA STATE.

  • I only wish dey could TACKLE Boko-Haram in dis fashion instead of Picking-Race all d time.

NIGERIA WINS BOOBS WORLD CUP!!!









NAWA OOOOO!!!

  • BORBYYY (BOOBS) INTERNATIONAL!!!
  • NAIM BE SAY EVEN  IF WE NO WIN FOOTBALL WORLD CUP, WE MUST TO FIT WIN BORBY WORLD CUP KE!!!
  • Fellow Nigerians...CONGRATS.
  • See d one for dis last foto as ee be like SCOG MISILE wey Sadam Hussein throw for Irak in dem days.
  • Some of dis borby (boobs) sef go need SCAFFOLDING before a man can fit climb on top dem. lol.

Tuesday, 1 July 2014

EBENEZAR OBEY FOREVER!!!



ENJOY!!!

LISTEN TO THESE NORTHERN 'BIG-HEADS'!!!

Culled from Vanguard.
ABUJA — The Northern delegates to the ongoing National Conference have given reasons why they are opposed to the creation of an additional state for the South East.
Spokesman of the delegates, Mr Anthony Sani, who made this known, said “the issue of an additional state for South-East purely on the basis of equality ignores the fact that equality is not one and the same thing with equity.’’
Quoting Aristotle, Sani said: “Injustice is not only when equals are treated unequally but also when unequals are treated equally.”
In a statement yesterday, he further said: “States are created to take care of human beings. And when it comes to population and land mass, it is morally preposterous to regard South-East and North-West as equals. People forget the fact that former Eastern Nigeria is today nine states while former Western region is today eight states.
’’The North with more population than the South is just 19 states. People should not redefine the truth and justice. So if states are to be created, it should not be on the basis of equality alone but all other factors must be considered.”
Delegates at the on-going national conference
Delegates at the on-going national conference
On derivation
On derivation, he said: “While not opposed to derivation principles in order to compensate for degradation of environment and reward for efforts, derivation should not make some parts of the country live on cutting edge while some others live on the knife edge of survival.
“We must take the concept of nationhood into account in our agitations for what we consider due and payable to us. This is because we cannot afford to live as if we are in different continents instead of in one country. Bridging the gab in incomes to reduce inequality is not just good politics but good economics as well”
On single tenure for president, govs
Sani further opposed single tenure for president and governors, saying that it would remove the motivation and incentives for working hard.
He said: “If all good and feckless leaders are corralled into the same group without any reward for performing ones, the only incentives left would be pillage of commonwealth by leaders. That is why most nations  practise multiple tenure so that performing president and governors would be rewarded with re-election.
’’And if the clamour is to remove abuse of power of incumbency, it is to be noted that many countries device their own means on how to reduce the tendency to abuse power of incumbency.”
For example Chile allows multiple tenure that are not consecutive by preventing a president to conduct an election in which he is a candidate.And that was why President Michell of Chile could not contest as an incumbent despite her immense popularity,and came back to contest when she was not the president. She won.’’


  • I EVEN PREFER TO USE THE WORD 'DICK-HEADS'.

EXPLOSION HIT KADUNA!!!



BREAKING NEWS!!!

We hear that an explosion has just rocked the Asikolaye/Barkin Ruwa business area of Kaduna.
(more news later).

  • Nawa oooooooo!!!!
  • We have created awa own MONSTER.

UMARU DIKKO IS DEAD!!!



NIGERIA'S TRANSPORT MINISTER DURING THE 2ND REPUBLIC, UMARU DIKKO IS DEAD!!! HE DIED IN LONDON AT THE AGE OF 78.

BOKO-HARAM HIT MAIDUGURI!!!











GOD GO PUNISH UNA...4UKIN ANGELS OF DEATH!!!


YOBO'S WIFE SPARKS!!!



 

Super Eagles captain, Joseph Yobo, who I think played well tonight, scored an own goal in the Nigeria vs France match. Some football fans, who felt some type of way about it, took their anger out on his wife, Adaeze Yobo, calling her out on social media. 

Instead of ignoring the jibes, Adaeze took to her instagram page to fire back. (what she wrote above) .


  • MY FRIEND...SHUT UP YOUR BLEACHED MOUTH THERE!!!

KESHI AND YOBO QUIT SUPER EAGLES!!!



WE KNEW IT WAS COMING!!!

  • It was obvious throughout the games that Keshi was just MANAGING us..and couldn't wait.
  • See how he sat down through the first (useless) game.
  • No be your fault...your belle don FULL....Vulgar billionaires like Adenuga don take money spoil you, despite d fact you are doing the job we paid you for. (Big Head).
  • As for Yobo...you don make oyinbo money too much...you did not play your best bcos you were too careful in order not to sustain injury when playing for your country....you no want make sand-sand pour for your garri. We have seen it all before!!!
  • We shall NOT miss you lot!!!