Student's 'prick' goes missing in UNIPORT.
HEHEHE...I no fit laugh o !!!
They say this happened in University of Port Harcourt yesterday. It's too weird so I'll let the person who sent it in explain to y'all. Read below...
A level 100 student of History and Diplomatic Studies early yesterday encountered an ordeal when he had a handshake with a level 400 student of medicine and surgery and immediately he felt incomplete and he checked to notice that his penis was missing and he raised an alarm immediately. All thanks to the Great Madelites in hostels that came to his rescue, but before any explanation from the prick snatcher, students had already descended on him and he later confessed he took the penis and pleaded that they should give him time to bring back the missing penis but the students were not patient and continued with the beating before the school security came to take up the matter which have been taken up now by the Nigerian Police Choba for further investigation.
- PLEASE OOO...I AM NOW PUBLICLY (or PUPRICKLY) APPEALING TO MY FRIENDS AND READERS NOT TO EVER ATTEMPT TO SHAKE HANDS WITH ME ANYMORE...BCOS I WILL DISGRACE U ....I nogo respond. !!!
- I no kno say na so una be. lol. And me i go dey shake una juju hand anyhow....ennn??? KAI...una no good...walahi.
- WETTIN I WAN TELL MY WIFE IF MY 'IRINSHE' (WEAPON) GO DISAPPEAR WITHOUT WARNING...laakuliiii. I GO JUST GO FACE BAR BEACH...kill mysef straight.
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