WORLD'S TALLEST MAN MARRIES.

This 8ft 3ins tall Turkish Farmer is the World's tallest man. He is about to marry his 5ft 8ins fiance today in a Ceremony.

• Nawa o....Lucky man. You see woman marry.
• She has my sympathy...bcos dis man PRICK no be small load o. Bcos before person leg fit long reach dis length, naim be say prick sef don encounter BY-FORCE ELONGATION. Lol.
• Dis woman must to dey climb chair or table before ACTION can take place o. In fact i dey see wan small standby chair for d background of d first foto sef. Lol.
• Happy 4ukies.

MUCH ADO ABOUT THE BRITISH ROYAL BABY!!!

• OK Now...ee don do.
• We no go rest again...everywhere wey you turn na foto of Royal Baby wey dem take ROYAL PRICK produce for Britain.
• Wettin sef?.....na una go first born pikin...abi na you go first 4uk woman?
• Thank God sef say poor man dey sabi 4uk...wettin for happen if na only RICH MAN dey fit 4uk?
• Abeggiii make una go siddon...pikin wey people dey born anyhow for Africa...wey dem no even fit train sef.
• How can dis wan help d Ibos? Does it put food on d poor Britiko's table? And yet dis Britiko people fit worship their Royals like say dem be slaves. 
• D tin dey surprise me o. Dem even worship dem pass GOD sef.
• BABANLA NONSENSE....awon olorikori eda.
• We dey tok beta tin una dey make noise say person born wan little SPROG....bcos na una future king.
• Yes na una future king...NO BE MY OWN KING....thank God.

MODEL NAOMI CAMPBELL.

• Me I no kuku see wetin fine for dis girl body!!!
• If una come my village una go see more than 2000 babes wey fine pass dis.
• Upon all na so she get BAD TEMPER like tiger wey just born pikin. Na so she dey slap Reporters face like say notin happen. I hear say she get ANGER MANAGEMENT ISSUES sef.
• One man food na anoda man poison. Dis na d real JAMO babe o...( I can hear you say bombo-wettin?). BOMBO-JAKASO!!! Abeg count me out o.
• I hear say na Naija guy be eem BOY FRIEND...Ma broda, I go remember you in my prayers.

AREWA YOUTHS DISOWN REBEL GOVERNORS!!!

The Arewa Youths Consultative Forum of Northern Nigeria, through its President, Alhaji Yerima Shettima,  have come out to disown the Rebel Governors from the North, who are opposed to President Jonathan's 2015 bid. They claim the governors have woefully failed in their various States, and were not seeking the Presidency in the interest of Northern people.

• BINGO!!!
• I don tok am say when you tok lie lie for 100years, na only wan day d TRUTH go come out.
• Dis useless governors don cheat their own people sotay...bcos d majority of dem na illiterates. But d few OPEN-EYE young ones wey dem get don dey see d truth.
• The end shall justify the means.

WHAT CONCERNS NOLLYWOOD WITH POLITICS???

The Nigerian Movie Actors and Actresses have held a Meeting in Abuja, with the National Chairman of the  Ruling Party, PDP, in attempt to commence a Pro-Government Rally and Concerts in the six Geo-Political Zones, in support of President Jonathan's Campaign for 2015!!!

• All of una dey craze...plus the politicians wey dey give una audience in d first instance. Anyway na d actresses yansh politicians wan faya.
• Wettin concern Nollywood with Politics? Se una dey look for Political Appointments..abi?
• D women among you dey look for Politician/Senator pricks to 4uk...abi? Idiots.
• God go punish una...na so so Big big moto una dey take una money dey buy. How many of you have sunk a simple BORE HOLE in your shitty villages where you hail from...you impoverished bastards.(abi you don forget as d tin HARD you before before).
• What good is it for you weda Jonathan wins or does not win? ...stupid VANE idiots.
• Sebi Rochas Okorocha don dey make una Special Advisers....maybe awa mumu Fed Gov. go make una Ministers soon....to add to awa CULTURE OF INSANITY.
• My advice to you foolish Nollywood illiterates is to go and invest your FORTUNATE FORTUNES in your poor Communities, and stop seeking 4ukin attention. For those of you who did not have d pedigree to have ordinary primary education...go spend some of your money educating bloody yourselves.
• Take a leaf from the good works dat STELLA DAMASCUS is doing....(nice/intelligent babe). Dat is how to give back to d communities dat MADE you. Not to start going to Abuja to leak feet, and 4uk rotten politicians' pricks.
• Na poverty dey worry d rest of you....when money come suddenly, ee dey cause person to craze and forget eem past.

$200.000 PAID FOR RELEASE OF ORONTO DOUGLAS'S SISTER!!!

MEND, The Movement For The Emancipation of The Niger Delta, has claimed that it received the sum of $200,000 before the release of the kidnapped sister of President Jonathan's Special Adviser on Research, Strategy, and Documentation, Oronto Douglas. It would be recalled that the kidnappers initially asked for the sum of N500 million. This statement was released by the MEND Spokesperson, Jomo Gbomo, to refute the earlier claim by the Douglas family that nothing was paid for her release!!!

• NAIJA NAIJA NAIJA!!! How many times I call una???
• Dis tin wey una dey do no good o. OUN TI O DA, O DA!!! (Wettin no good, no good).
• NEVER HAVE SO FEW OWED SO MUCH TO SO MANY.
• So dis kain money dey for one man hand, and yet if dem tell am make ee dig ordinary BORE-HOLE put for eem community, ee go look d other way? How can any rational mind understand dis IRONY?
• Yoruba say...if person no spend eem money for GOD, ee go spend am for DEVIL.
• Dis is why d whole mess is a VICIOUS CIRCLE...d bloody kidnappers know where d money is, and will continue to squeeze it out by force. (TIPA TIPA)
• Isn't it better to improve d lot of d entire Nigerian population? So dat everyman will feel a sense of satisfaction and PRIDE...than dis WILD-WEST SYNDROME?
• What a COUNTRY!!!!
• Who person wan blame now??? KIDNAPPER or GOVERNMENT TIFS.

CONFUSED PDP REBEL GOVERNORS.

They are still confused and STRANDED.

• You would notice dat ATIKU don dump dem...as usual.
• Or rather...ee don take style go hide for background...after setting d ball rolling.
• Dat is typical of d Politically-Hungry Atiku....dey take style PLAY D INNOCENT MAN when everytin don DABARU finish for d NOVICE GOVERNORS.
• Na dis Governors I sorry for. If una go join APC 'peren'....na dat time una WAHALA go start..walahi.
• Stupid SHEEP WITHOUT SHEPARD.
• Over-ambitious and TRIBALIST plonkers...Instead make una dey do una jobs as Governors helping your pauperizes population, una dey worry about who be President. Tif-tif people.
• If Mallam can be President of Nigeria....Why cant an IJAW MAN be President? I ask??? Even if Jonathan is a DULLARD, is there anything to show dat previous Mallam Presidents have done any good for Nigeria??? (From 1-1 Naira/Pounds in 1976 to 1-250 Naira/Pounds in 2013). 4UK una.