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Sunday, 7 September 2014

MMI AIRPORT IS RAT INFESTED!!!







THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE (but nothing surprises me in Nigeria). LATE LAST MONTH (AUGUST), AS I SAT AWAITING MY VIRGIN AIRWAYS FLIGHT TO THE UK, AT THE DEPARTURE LOUNGE OF THE MMI AIRPORT, I COULD NOT HELP SEEING REVELING RATS AROUND THE KAPUT TV SET IN THE LOUNGE.
AS I SAT THERE, WONDERING WHY THE TV WAS NOT WORKING IN THE FIRST PLACE, I BECAME EVEN MORE SAD WHEN I REALIZED THAT THE TV SET HAD NO PROPER PLUG. ITS NAKED WIRES WERE PUSHED DIRECTLY INTO AN ADAPTOR-SOCKET. (Health and Safety issues at a whole International Airport). I LOOKED AROUND ME (hoping to ask a staff why the TV was not working), BUT SAW AN AIRPORT STAFF SPRAWLED ON A SEAT AT THE CORNER, SLEEPING AWAY HIS LIFE!!! I WAS WEAK.
 I EVEN HEAR THAT THERE IS NOW A NEW REGIME, WHEREBY THE CONTENTS OF YOUR SUIT CASE CAN SUDDENLY BECOME LIGHTER BY THE TIME U LAND IN NAIJA!!! (u kno what dat means). DEM DON START DEY STEAL.

  • Dis na awa International Airport!!!
  • Am I surprised? NO. Dis is what u get when u play politics with awa lives.
  • The former Aviation Minister CHOP una dry. She was awa President's PERSON!!!
  • Mr. President, (awa wise man) now thought it fit to bring a WASH-OUT minister to replace a tif-tif one.
  • What credentials does the new guy have, other than KNOWING your 1st Lady??? Or having settled MADAM handsomely???
  • I mean...dis is a guy dat wasted Nigeria's resources by changing awa CAR NUMBER PLATES two fruitless times for no sensible reason, and with no positive outcomes!!!
  • To rub insult on awa injury, d guy don spend 8years for Road Safety already...so una wan tell me say there are no other COMPETENT Nigerians or EXPERTS for dat job...abi???
  • I DEY SORRY for una.
  • When I landed in the UK, I almost cried...knowing dat my country's so-called International Airport is not fit to be a common DOMESTIC AIRPORT for any country as small and poor as even common LESOTHO...or you name d poorest country in the Caribbean sef.
  • NIGERIA...a country of Intelligent people...being knocked around by IDIOTS and MORONS.
  • SHAME ON UNA.
  • As I speak, there are Health Workers at the Airport screening for EBOLA. My advice to dem is dat dey must not leave without first CURING dat flipping airport of d rat infestation. I dont care how dey do it. For all I care, you can go to d Lagos traffic jams and buy up the whole RAT POISON on the streets. Dat is d cheapest solution I can recommend...since una don CHOP d whole money wey una for take SANITIZE awa AIRPORT.
  • 4UKERS!!!!!!!!!


OKOJIE SLAMS CHRIS OYAKHILOME!!!



Catholic Archbishop Emeritus of Lagos, Anthony Cardinal Okogie, has described the developments in the home of Pastor Chris and Anita Oyakhilome as very disturbing, arguing that when ministers of God begin to wash their dirty linen in the public, it smacks of indiscipline. The ecclesiastical prince of the Catholic Church wondered what Pastors expect from their members when they themselves refuse to honour the vows they took at the altar of God?
In his words: “When the going was good, they took vows on the altar of God to stay together in sickness and in health, until death do them part. They promise to make one another faithful partner in the presence of God, their family and friends and vow to be each other’s faithful partner in sickness and in health, in good times and in bad, and in joy as well as in sorrow. They promise to love one another unconditionally, to support each other, honor and respect and cherish themselves for as long as they both shall live."
The cardinal argued that as soon as little challenges arise, the so-called pastors forget the vow and the spirit of forgiveness they preach to their congregations on daily basis and opt for divorce. “It shows that they cannot live by what they preach. The Bible says: ‘What God has joined together, let no man put asunder.’ So why are they putting asunder what the good Lord has joined together if they are men of God as they claim?”

When Vanguard asked him what the development portrays for the Church of God, the cardinal replied with a question “What Church are you talking about?”

He went on: “It is not good. Are they true pastors? Good shepherds of the Lord are expected to do everything to shepherd their flock including their spouses even when they err. If God forgave us in spite of our filth, why can any man who is truly called pastor not forgive any malfeasance?”

Okogie blamed the Corporate Affairs Commission, CAC, which registers every organization which goes about deceiving people in the name of church, noting that there are several “useless” institutions that have been registered as churches which are currently painting the Church of God in bad light.

LINDA IKEJI AT HER BEST!!!







OUR VERY OWN LINDA IKEJI.

  • Those legs are HOT.
  • As they say in Yoruba...'O YO ERUKU' (ee dey bring out smoke).
  • kai!!! 

ON BOKO-NONSENSE!!!


Culled from Vanguard....By Soni Daniel
I first met Dr. Stephen Davis at the American Centre for Strategic and International Studies, Washington, in June 2009. At that time, the Australian was assisting the Federal Government of Nigeria to broker peace with the irate Niger Delta militants, who had taken up arms against the administration and almost rendered its oil-dependent economy comatose through oil theft, destruction of facilities and kidnapping of oil workers.
We lost contact until I got to know that he had been involved in the effort to free the Chibok girls. Some other reports claimed he was hired by government to negotiate with Boko Haram.
However, in this interview, Davies makes it clear he was never engaged by the Nigerian government to dialogue with the sect.
Excerpts of the interview.
What do you have to show that you were engaged by the Nigerian government to negotiate with Boko Haram?
I was not engaged by the Federal Government of Nigeria, any state government or any other party. I went to Nigeria in late April in an effort to facilitate a handover of the Chibok captives after discussing such a possibility with former commanders of JAS (Jama’atu Ahlul Sunnah Lih Da’awa wal Jihad otherwise known as JAS) and others close to Boko Haram.
Why did you release the report of your assignment to the media instead of sending it to  government?
I did not construct a report of my efforts in Nigeria. As I said earlier, I was not engaged by any party and therefore had no obligation to report to anyone.
Some Nigerians find it curious that you decided to give your report only to Arise TV,  owned by a Nigerian, Nduka Obiagbena, who also owns Thisday Newspapers  and may be sympathetic to some politicians in Nigeria.
I gave a radio interview to the ABC in Australia which  subsequently told me that after the transcript was posted to their online site, it had been picked up in the UK and Sky News requested an interview. In the hope of bringing attention to the many other girls and boys kidnapped by Boko Haram, I agreed to a television interview. That interview took place in Channel 7 studios in Australia and it was at that point that I was told it was an interview with Arise TV. I had not heard of Arise TV and did not know it was owned by a Nigerian or indeed that it had any association with Nigeria. At the time of giving the TV interview, I was of the understanding that it would be broadcast by Sky News in the UK.
On Mr Obiagbena, I have not met him or ever been contacted by him.
Many Nigerians find it extremely difficult to understand how the former Chief of the Army Staff, Lt. Gen. Ihejirika, who actually fought Boko Haram elements and was accused of genocide could be linked with sponsoring the violent group.
It is much easier to understand Mr Sheriff’s alleged association with Boko Haram than any association of Mr Ihejirika. Mr Sheriff  was  said to have a long history of promoting groups to assist in his past efforts to win the governorship of Borno State.  On 29 July 2009, there was a confrontation with security officers at Mamudo Village, along Potiskum/Damaturu Road, Yobe. 33 JAS members were killed. Later that night, there was a long battle with combined security operatives at Railway Terminus, Maiduguri, Borno State. Scores were killed and the JAS  operational base was destroyed. Yusuf was subsequently captured by the military and handed over to the police. The JAS alleged that it was on Sheriff’s orders that Yusuf was executed in Maiduguri on 30 July 2009. Shekau was presumed killed in the same battle and a corpse was identified as that of Shekau. Thus the remaining JAS leaders made it clear their intention was to kill Sheriff and so it is right that Sheriff claims he is a victim of  JAS. The Boko Haram we see today is not the JAS that was operational under Yusuf. Shekau emerged in mid-2010 and publicly claimed the leadership of a reinvigorated JAS.
Shekau formed Ansaru which he used for kidnapping and beheading victims. This behaviour was a major departure from the original mandate of the JAS which was to purify Islam and return it to the behaviour example in the life of the Prophet. Many among the JAS leadership are no longer active and others have been killed. This has allowed Shekau to take the JAS to more extreme action and expanded the kidnapping, bombing and slaughtering. The Boko Haram we have today is a much expanded Ansaru. What we see now is not the Yusufiya which wanted very much to settle scores with Sheriff.  It is Boko Haram as a partner to ISIS and Al Shabaab.
Now I will offer an opinion as to the motives of the sponsors of Boko Haram.The political sponsors of Boko Haram seem to think that they can use Boko Haram to terrorise Nigeria to demonstrate that the current government cannot ensure the security of Nigerian citizens both Muslim and Christian. Therein the sponsors assume they can undermine any efforts of the current government to be re-elected in 2015. Herein lies the flaw for the conflict and instability currently being fanned suits the aims of Al Qa’eda and the architects of terrorism. Should the sponsors of Boko Haram win government in 2015, they will likely find that they cannot turn Boko Haram off or that Boko Haram will demand control of at least Borno State in return for reducing their attacks. Borno State may be just the beginning of an expanding caliphate.
Several Boko Haram commanders and other persons close to and respected by Boko Haram have told me the names of some of the sponsors of Boko Haram. They have also described how some funds are transferred and arms made available. I have made public some of that information. I have also been told by some commanders that if  one of the sponsors  is arrested, they will surrender, release the girls and give  information on the sponsors. Not all Boko Haram commanders will follow this lead but it may be a firm step towards dismantling or at least isolating Boko Haram.

  • WAHALA DON COME O!!!
  • BUT I AM NOT SURPRISED.
  • AWA POLITICIANS HAVE GROWN A MONSTER....ALL IN D NAME OF POLITICAL POWER!!!
  • AYUA!!!!


Friday, 5 September 2014

ALAFIN OF OYO CELEBRATES HIS 76TH BIRTHDAY IN STYLE!!!













THIS SHOW WAS ON THE STREETS OF LONDON. OUR ROYAL FATHER TOOK HIS WIVES SHOPPING IN A LONDON MALL!!!

  • DIS NA D NIGERIAN FACTOR AT IT'S HEIGHT....
  • CALL IT VULGARITY!!!
  •  CALL IT FEFERITY!!!
  • ALL NA VANITY!!!!!!
  • WELL SHA...AS FOR THOSE OF YOU OUT THERE WITH ONLY ONE WIFE....U BETTER BUCKLE UP AND ACQUIRE MORE LIKE AWA ROYAL FATHER!!! BUT NOTE DAT D WOMEN ARE ALL TRIM, WHICH SHOWS DAT DADDY DOES NOT LIKE 'EXCESS LUGGAGE' LIKE SOME OF US. lol.
  • BCOS....DIS IS A GOOD EXAMPLE OF 'BAD' LIVING. lol.
  • OR SHLD I SAY A BAD EXAMPLE OF 'GOOD' LIVING?..... I no fit laugh!!!

Thursday, 4 September 2014

WHERE SONS RAPE THEIR MOTHERS!!!

CULLED FROM VANGUARD.

Owerri—Christ mothers from Mgbishii, a sleepy rural community in Ohaji/Egbema Local Government Area in Imo State, have cried out to the Catholic Archbishop of Owerri Ecclesiastical Province, His Grace, Dr. Anthony Obinna, over alleged attrocities being committed by their sons and daughers in the area.
The women visited Archbishop Obinna at the Maria Assumpta Catholic Cathedral, Owerri, where they complained that they were being raped by their own sons on daily basis.
“We are raped and molested by our own children. You cannot come to Mgbuishii and return home safely because of the crime,” the women told Archbishop Obinna.
They further said that they had complained to both the state government and other law enforcement agents but regretted that they were yet to find solutions to the atrocities committed by their children.
They said: “We are angry because government is not looking at our direction at all. We have been completely abandoned for years.
Now, we have no good roads, no electricity, no market and nothing is going on in our place. To make things worse, we are now suffering from insecurity.”
Continuing, the aggrieved women also revealed that their sons take over the roads leading to their community on each of their market days and rob people, adding that this explained why people had stopped coming to buy farm produce from their market.
No Police presence
While lamenting that there is no police presence in the community, the spokes-woman, however, expressed shock that when they report anything to the police, they ultimately found themselves in more trouble as they ended up being molested the more.
“Also, each time we report cases to the police and they manage to send their men at all, the criminals beat them (policemen) up because they (criminals) parade more sophisticated weapons than what the policemen have. We needed police escort to get here (Maria Assumpta Cathedral) and we will also need them to go back home,” the women said.
On lack of social amenities in the area, the spokeswoman said the community had no roads, primary or secondary schools as well as health facilities, adding that they had been completely abandoned by the various tiers of government, even as they pointed out to the Archbishop that most of them were already planning to relocate to safer communities in Rivers State.
“Even the Reverend Father in our place is complaining and threatening to go away. About two weeks ago, some reverend sisters visited our place and were waylaid on the road and robbed. We have a lot of problems and that is why the women have come to complain to the Archbishop, who is our father in the Lord”, the women added.
Responding, Obinna commi-serated with the women over their plight and pleaded with them not to take laws into their hands.
While stressing the need for proper upbringing of children by parents in the fear of the Lord, the cleric, however, recalled some bizarre things that are now happening in the society. He prayed and blessed the women for being courageous enough to bring the sordid happenings to limelight.

  • Dis na ABOMINATION.
  • Abeg make una no tok am again!!! I no hear am.
  • No ears should hear dis wan. It did not happen!!!
  • I sorry for d children, and at d same time, (to d mothers) una own don spoil finish....walahi.
  • Na dis wan Yoruba people go say...WON TI FI OBO WAN JONA (una don take una toto burn faya)....sorry to say o.
  • It is what you put in dat you take out...GARBAGE IN, GARBAGE OUT.
  • Dis wans no be pikins ke!!!
  • Dis is fallout of any culture dat has no RESPECT FOR ELDERS....(with due respect). Even oyinbo culture sef (as loose as it is) no fit try am.
  • Case closed.



THE APC DILEMMA!!!







WHO IS THE APC'S BEST BET???
BUHARI, ATIKU OR KWANKWASO???

  • If you ask me, I say KWANKWASO.
  • Buhari is a grumpy religious fanatic, and geriatric tyrant, who has no place in modern day democracy. He gives himself more credit than necessary, forgetting that Nigeria goes beyond the North. He refuses to accept the fact that his time is OVER, as far as Nigeria is concerned. 
  • Atiku is an unrepentant, arrogant and over-fed opportunist... a political prostitute who has no clue about the politics of  'the people', thereby impudently undermining the intelligence of the average Nigerian. He is deluded in thinking he is the 'chosen one'. His big wallet is his only claim to fame.
  • KWANKWASO is the fresh face of politics in Nigeria. His resume highlights his performance as Governor of Kano State. He is in touch with modern reality and aspirations of TODAY's Nigerians. I PUT IT TO YOU that 'He is worth our risk', compared to the other two 'EXPIRED' politicians.