THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE (but nothing surprises me in Nigeria). LATE LAST MONTH (AUGUST), AS I SAT AWAITING MY VIRGIN AIRWAYS FLIGHT TO THE UK, AT THE DEPARTURE LOUNGE OF THE MMI AIRPORT, I COULD NOT HELP SEEING REVELING RATS AROUND THE KAPUT TV SET IN THE LOUNGE.
AS I SAT THERE, WONDERING WHY THE TV WAS NOT WORKING IN THE FIRST PLACE, I BECAME EVEN MORE SAD WHEN I REALIZED THAT THE TV SET HAD NO PROPER PLUG. ITS NAKED WIRES WERE PUSHED DIRECTLY INTO AN ADAPTOR-SOCKET. (Health and Safety issues at a whole International Airport). I LOOKED AROUND ME (hoping to ask a staff why the TV was not working), BUT SAW AN AIRPORT STAFF SPRAWLED ON A SEAT AT THE CORNER, SLEEPING AWAY HIS LIFE!!! I WAS WEAK.
I EVEN HEAR THAT THERE IS NOW A NEW REGIME, WHEREBY THE CONTENTS OF YOUR SUIT CASE CAN SUDDENLY BECOME LIGHTER BY THE TIME U LAND IN NAIJA!!! (u kno what dat means). DEM DON START DEY STEAL.
- Dis na awa International Airport!!!
- Am I surprised? NO. Dis is what u get when u play politics with awa lives.
- The former Aviation Minister CHOP una dry. She was awa President's PERSON!!!
- Mr. President, (awa wise man) now thought it fit to bring a WASH-OUT minister to replace a tif-tif one.
- What credentials does the new guy have, other than KNOWING your 1st Lady??? Or having settled MADAM handsomely???
- I mean...dis is a guy dat wasted Nigeria's resources by changing awa CAR NUMBER PLATES two fruitless times for no sensible reason, and with no positive outcomes!!!
- To rub insult on awa injury, d guy don spend 8years for Road Safety already...so una wan tell me say there are no other COMPETENT Nigerians or EXPERTS for dat job...abi???
- I DEY SORRY for una.
- When I landed in the UK, I almost cried...knowing dat my country's so-called International Airport is not fit to be a common DOMESTIC AIRPORT for any country as small and poor as even common LESOTHO...or you name d poorest country in the Caribbean sef.
- NIGERIA...a country of Intelligent people...being knocked around by IDIOTS and MORONS.
- SHAME ON UNA.
- As I speak, there are Health Workers at the Airport screening for EBOLA. My advice to dem is dat dey must not leave without first CURING dat flipping airport of d rat infestation. I dont care how dey do it. For all I care, you can go to d Lagos traffic jams and buy up the whole RAT POISON on the streets. Dat is d cheapest solution I can recommend...since una don CHOP d whole money wey una for take SANITIZE awa AIRPORT.
- 4UKERS!!!!!!!!!
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