MOHAMMED ALI'S SON PREVENTED FROM SEEING HIS FATHER!!!

The 41 year old guy above is Mohammed Ali's son from his second marriage. He is also known as Mohammed Ali (Junior). Ali has a total of nine children...seven daughters, and two sons. The other son (Assaad) is adopted. Ali (junior) claims he has been cut off from his father by his fourth wife, Lonnie, seen in the above photo with Ali. Ali junior was also prevented from speaking with his dad on his 72nd birthday, sometime in January. Ali is in an advanced stage of Parkinson's disease. Ali Junior is said to be living on FOOD STAMPS and shoveling snow for a living, in the ghetto!!!

• Dat na d history of STEP-MOTHERS...abi you no know?
• Where have you been??? You be like drunkard sef!!!
• You sef no try for yoursef....Ahah, wettin. You no go school???
• Dis is d result of stubbornness. It does not take much to imagine dat dis guy sef na d ORIGINAL BADBOY...otherwise he has no excuse for not MAKIN-IT...with a fada like dat.
• My friend...wake up, and BRUSH yoursef up.
• Dat is partly why d 'MAMA' no want you near her house ke....we have seen it before. If to say you be Mayor of New-York, she for dey worship you.
• Success has many friends....you can ask me once more!!!

BOKO-HARAM SUSPECTS ARRESTED IN RIVERS STATE!!!

The Rivers State Police have today arrested some 320 persons suspected to be members of the Islamic Terrorist Sect, Boko Haram. They were arrested on their way from Jigawa State, as they entered Rivers State via the Imo State Border in the early hours of Sunday morning (5am). When contacted by NAIJABLAB, the Rivers State Commissioner of Police, Joseph Mbu, declined to make any categorical comments until further Investigations are conducted. He said, 'it is a top-security issue'.

• Wahala don reach ground oooo.
• Make una shine una eyes well well...Dis miscreants were about to take advantage of the crisis in River State.
• Na God catch dem o...See d early hour of the morning dey even chose to enter the State.
• LAGOS STATE??? Make Fashol;a open eem eye!!! All dat useless Atlantic City is of no use to your RICH people if you cant guarantee SECURITY o!!!
• And all d other Southern Commercial Hot-Spots...watch out for d new angle wey Boko-Nonsens wan take display now o.
• Dis guys don destroy their Northern States finish, and dem wan come try us for South. 
• A word is enough for d WISE!!!

THE STORY OF MAGUN 'INTERNATIONAL'!!!

MAGUN is a traditional charm used by people in some parts of Nigeria to cast spells on anyone who MESSES (4uks) with their wives. And I mean REAL 4UK!!! The man in the above photo was beaten to stupour by local youths because he cast MAGUN on his two RANDY brothers who (not only 4uked with) but 4uked his wife. And they both died!!! (Nice wan).Why they had to beat him up...I do not know??? After all the guy is within his rights. Magun in Yoruba means DO NOT CLIMB....and if you fail to heed the instructions, it should damn well be at your own peril. Short, and simple. (If na another man toto dey sweet you pass, den you must bear the consequence).
Anyway my main point here is that, since we (Nigeria) do not have many EXPORTS outside CRUDE OIL to brag about, why don't we start exporting MAGUN to Oyinbo countries??? The market is waiting. Me sef, I ready to be Agent and Sole Distributor. We are undermining our God-Given TALENT. This is real export material we are taking for-granted. I call it MAGUN INTERNATIONAL!!! LOL.

Tribune reports the full story. Find it below...

The incident happened at Jagun community near Iyana Ofa, Lagelu Local Government Area of Oyo State towards the end of 2013 when two blood brothers, Kunmi and Adeniyi Adetokun, died, one after the other, within three days, allegedly of a local charm used to punish adulterous men, commonly referred to as magun in Yoruba.

This literally translates ‘don’t climb’ in English. But the two brothers climbed the metaphorical mountains that were too high for them. And they somersaulted down the hills, breaking their necks in the process. The occurrence, however, sparked off anger among the youth of the community, resulting in them setting ablaze the residence of the Balogun of the community, Chief Segun Oyetade, the deceased’s uncle, as he was suspected to have been responsible for the duo’s death. They also attacked him with weapons but was only saved when the youth got a hint that policemen were approaching.

The scene opened on Monday, December 2, 2013 when Kunmi reportedly died after having sex with a woman allegedly laced with magun and who was said to be his aunt-in-law. The woman was said to be his uncle’s wife.

On December 5, three days after Kunmi’s death, his younger brother, Adeniyi, was also reported to have died of unknown ailment which he battled with for a couple of weeks after allegedly sleeping with the wife of Chief Oyetade’s brother, whose name was given simply as Femi.

According to the information gathered by Saturday Tribune, Niyi was the one who fell ill first after he slumped and started vomitting blood. His brother, Kunmi, was reportedly taking care of him at a hospital at Lalupon community.

It was further learnt that Kunmi left Niyi at Lalupon and went to Jagun community where he allegedly had sex with his uncle’s wife. His own illness did not take much time before it consumed him and he died three days after it manifested. Having noticed this, Niyi reportedly opened up that he slept with Femi’s wife, which confirmed the suspicion of the villagers that he must have been hit with the deadly charm.

A member of the community described the type of magun used on Niyi as Olorere which usually takes days or weeks before killing the man who sleeps with the woman laced with such.

After Kunmi’s death, Chief Oyetade was reportedly summoned by the Baale of Jagun community, Chief Isiaka Akinpelu, who asked him about the allegation that he laced his wife with magun. The man denied and the Baale appealed to him to find the antidote so that Niyi could be healed.

The Balogun reportedly came back to the village head to demand for N4,000 which he said was the fee demanded by the herbalist who volunteered to prepare the antidote. Members of the community were said to have contributed the money but before he brought it, Niyi gave up the ghost.

Niyi’s death after his brother’s spurred the community’s anger as Chief Oyetade was also accused of sleeping with the mother of the two brothers, which prompted the question on why he should be angry that someone was having an affair with his wife or his brother’s wife, to the extent that he could aim at killing the brothers.

The anger led to the attack on him while his house was set on fire and his wife and children sent out of the community in the dead of the night.

Chief Isiaka Akinpelu, who was said to have got a hint of the youth’s plan to attack Chief Oyetade, had reportedly gone to Iyana Ofa Police Division to quickly give the information to the police but before they got back to the village, the youth had struck. As they saw the approaching policemen, they were said to have fled in different directions, leaving the injured chief to his fate.


However, Chief Oyetade, during an interview with Saturday Tribune on hospital bed where he was receiving treatment, alleged that it was the Baale who sent the youth to attack him because of a tussle between them over a piece of land.

He denied the allegation that he laced the women with magun, saying that his accusers were only trying to tarnish his image.
“What I only heard was that Niyi was sick, but I didn’t know the kind of ailment because he was living at Lalupon. Later the Baale called me and some elders, saying that my nephew, Femi, laced his wife with magun, which resulted in Niyi’s illness. I didn’t believe the allegation because Niyi had been ill for some weeks and from the story we used to hear about magun, it doesn’t take so long before being felt.

“They went further to say that I was the one who gave Femi the magun which he laced his wife with, accusing me of doing same for my wife, which led to Kunmi’s death. I exclaimed in shock, disclosing that my wife was pregnant and wondering how one would lace a pregnant woman with a charm such as magun.

“It was after this that Chief Akinpelu said he was after the wellness of Niyi, tasking me and the head of Niyi’s family, one Mr Adewale Adekambi, to go and look for the antidote. By then, Niyi was being cared for in Ibadan and it was Ibadan we went to seek the antidote. Unfortunately, Niyi died on Thursday, December 5.

I joined Niyi’s sibling, Seun and his aunt in taking the corpse away from where he died. As we wanted to take him to the cemetery, his brother said we should take him home, unknown to me that it was a trap set for me. As soon as I disembarked from the vehicle, hoodlums descended on me with sticks, pestle and cutlasses. I kept asking them of my offence and when they saw that I did not collapse, one of them struck me with an axe on the head and I fell down.

“A sympathiser called the Baale to inform him of what happened to me but before he came, I was already crawling away. A community member saw me and jeered at me, saying: ‘Where are you going? Your house and property are still going for it.’

He said the disagreement between him and Chief Akinpelu occurred when he sold his own father’s parcel of land and the Baale challenged him by saying that he did not inform him. “He has no business with the land. My brother and I agreed before the land was sold and it belonged to our father,” Chief Oyetade said.

Saturday Tribune gathered that the police detectives, led by  the Divisional Police Officer, Iyana Ofa, Mrs Justina Ogunleye, took the victim to a nearby hospital for medical treatment. 

Chief Oyetade’s wife, Rachael, also narrated her ordeal thus: “I was invited by the Baale and he asked me about Kunmi’s death. I told him that I did not know anything about it. I also swore in the presence of the elders seated, asking if anyone of them had ever seen my nakedness. It was when I was raining curses that the Baale asked me to go.

“On Thursday, December 5, my husband travelled to Ibadan and told me he was not coming back. At about 11:00p.m., I heard a knock on my door and when I opened, I saw four men who asked me to leave with my children without picking a pin, threatening that if I delayed, they would burn us with the house.

“I slept in the bush with my children, among who was a two-year-old, and at dawn, we trekked to a town near Ibadan, from where we took a bike to Iyana-Ofa. From there, I boarded a bus to Ibadan. I tried to contact my husband but could not get him. It was later I learnt that he had been attacked.”

When contacted, the police spokesperson in Oyo State, DSP Olabisi Okuwobi-Ilobanafor, confirmed the development, disclosing that two of the suspected arsonists and attackers had been arrested. She added that the Commissioner of Police, Mohammed Indabawa, had ordered that the case be transferred to the State Criminal Investigation Department (SCID), Iyaganku, Ibadan, for further investigation.

NIGERIAN TEAM BEAT ATLAS LIONS OF MOROCCO 4-3.

The Nigerian National Team, Super Eagles, beat the Moroccan Atlas Lion 4-3 at the first quarter final match of the 2014 Orange African Nations Championship on Saturday. Nigeria was almost humiliated at the Cape Town Stadium, as the Atlas Lions scored all their three goals in the first half, with Nigeria trailing with no goal.

• CONGRATULATIONS.
• Dis is how football should be played, considering awa interest in dat sport.
• Afterall  with all d national budget devoted to it, I see no reason why we should be losing.
• Football na POLITICS for Naija....if una no know. Money dey there to chop well well...and some people are feeding FAT on it.
• Have you seen d jerseys of countries like Bukinafaso? Ee be like say na OBIOMA tailor sew am.
• Awa own na from ITALO...original dem import am. With plenty of money to be chopped by people at the helms of affairs. Have you ever wondered why MALLAMS compete to be National Chairman of Sports Council...and so on? You put 2
• Anywhere there is national cake to be shared mallam must dey there. Dem no send una message...even tho notin concer dem with football.
• If possible sef dem for dey tell KESHI to choose players on QUOTA System!!!

COMMON SENSE IS NOT THAT COMMON!!!

THE WORST THING IS THAT IT IS NOT EVEN AS COMMON AS IT SOUNDS.

• And believe me 90% of Nigerian Politicians and Leaders DO NOT HAVE IT.

EXPATRIATE KILLS NIGERIAN!!!

Police in Enugu were called to investigate a case whereby an expatriate Construction worker, working for the Arab Contractors Construction Company pushed a Nigerian worker to his death from the 2nd Floor of a Construction site. They were both employed to work at the new Enugu State Secretariat Building. The RACIST expatriate is said to be of Arab origin!!!!

In a statement made available to Leadership Friday in Enugu  by its zonal director, Olu Omotayo, the CLO  described the action of the expatriate as “a barbaric act in all ramifications. This is not the first time we are receiving complaints of torture and brutalisation of Nigerians by expatriates of some of these construction companies. These actions show how Nigerians have always been treated with disdain by these so-called expatriates in the construction companies.”

Omotayo further condemn the brutal killing of Arinze and demanded that the police charge Abdul Lateef for murder. “Nigerians cannot continue to be treated like animals in their own country,” he stated.

• I am not at all surprised.
• We give some of dis EMPTY expatriates too much ROOM to push us around, and get away with atrocities becos as far as d average Naija is concerned DEM BE OYINBO. (Oyinbo my foot).
• Most of dem no even get qualifications, and are there only bcos dey cant get work in their own country.
• Dis awa colonial mentality must stop. Lets start to carry ourselves with PRIDE.
• Even common Chinese dey come oppress us for awa country.
• Dey dont treat us with RESPECT, and dey get d best from our society, with d connivance of our leaders and politicians....EGUNJE CULTURE.
• Go and see how d idiots live big in Victoria Island and Ikoyi...Oyinbo wey no fit afford ordinary luxury for eem country go come Naija come dey enjoy driver and cook etc. Why dem no go SHAKO (do guy)?
• Una no kno say oyinbo na SLAVE-DRIVER? Abi una don forget as dem pack human beings from awa land like sardines enter ship go Amerika? What does dat tell you???

GHANAIANS GOING CRAZY OVER MIXED-RACE BABIES!!!

We hear that Ghanaians are going BUNKERS over having mixed-race babies, otherwise known as 'half-casts'. They are said to be paying as much as $3,000 to specialist doctors for artificial insemination!!!

• I dey SHAME for una.
• Abi una no get HISTORY?
• What is so special about MULATO or PON-FURO people... (excuse oyinbo)???
• Na inferiority complex dey worry una.
• Abi na bcos una skin dey too black...cos Ghanaians are often VERY BLACK people. Some be like charcoal sef...my AFLAO brodas!!!
• But dat should indeed be a PRIDE...rather than a complex. 
• Abeg make una ENLIGHTEN me...bcos I cannot fathom dis. Dis na madness wey poverty dey inflict on FRAIL MINDS.
• As for me ooo I'M BLACK & PROUD!!!
• Naim be say all d OYINBO scumbags and unemployed gutter-snipes go see business to do...donating their dirty sperms to Ghanaians to fill their women with. I shame o!!!