BREAKING NEWS!
A 3 man team of IMF economic experts led by the cerebral Mr Ib arrived Lagos last night from the IMF headquarters in Washington to help get Nigeria out of recession! A minute silence was observed for Sam Loco Efe (may his soul rest in peace) who would have led the delegation but for his demise as the team was preparing for the trip! They will be brainstorming with a select team of economic experts from the PDP and Bloomberg in Lagos before heading to Abuja where they would hold a 2 weeks all stakeholders retreat with key officials overseeing the economic and monetary thrust of the Federal government to come up with a policy direction on the way forward!
Highly impeccable sources close to the arrangement indicated that the delegation considered a meeting with key officials of the former ruling party and government crucial in order to properly situate the whys, hows and exact point in time the rot that has brought about the economic quagmire the country has found herself all began in spite of the windfall the nation had from crude oil sales! Sales that were so much that an account was even opened which she called “excess crude account” for the excess money the country was making! For the sake of all of us, these 3 wise men from Washington and their Nigerian counterparts must not fail!
- AND I MEAN EXPERT COMEDIANS !!!
- HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!
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