PRESIDENT JONATHAN LANDS IN SOUTH AFRICA!!!

PRESIDENT JONATHAN AND WIFE LAND IN SOUTH AFRICA TODAY FOR A MEETING ON TERRORISM, AND PRESIDENT ZUMA'S INAUGURATION!!!

• How can dat help you??? Or bring back awa girls??? Instead make you sit at home solve ya PROBLEM.
• Yoruba people go say: IWOYI LARO....Na now you dey attend meetings on terrorism. Abi?
• When battle don reach your door mouth.
• Funny guy...when experts dey tell una all dis years, una tink say governance na PICNIC.
• Dis bloke MAKES ME LAUGH.....ee no get idea at allllllll. Very sad!!!
• I hope you now realize dat all those your political MUGUS you surround yourself with (calling demselves Security Advisers) are EMPTY BARRELS!!! People dat cannot even protect their own dwellings at home...dat cannot even write simple Security Appraisals or Reports.

BOMB BLAST AVERTED IN ABUJA!!!

Culled from Vanguard.

Favour Nnabugwu
Police in Kubwa, one of the most populated satellite towns in Abuja, Friday afternoon, foiled a bomb attack by suspected Boko Haram members as residents, market women scampered for safety.

A Golf car filled with gas cylinders and jerrycans was said to have been parked near ElRufai Bustop by Channel 8 Junction in Kubwa around 7 am Friday morning, Vanguard learnt

According to eye witnesses, many residents and passersby took to their heels upon noticing the car which they suspected could have been parked to bomb the area.

Eventually the area was cordoned off by the police anti-bomb squad after the police were invited by  the chief Imam of Kubwa Central mosque Sheikh Abdulmumini Ahmad Khalid and other   residents Imam of the of one of the most densely  populated areas of Kubwa.

TRENDINESS OR MADNESS???

WHAT DO YOU CALL DIS? IS DIS FASHION???

• Una dey disgrace Nigerian WOMANHOOD.
• Not dat the men are tired of looking o. After all na FREE SHOW...if you like sef make you show us d real tin.
• We no proud...We go still look well-well.
• Hehehe....See your AKPU (FUFU) BELLE sef.

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ATIKU'S SON GRADUATES!!!

ABUBAKAR ATIKU'S SON, AHMED ATIKU, GRADUATES FROM HIS DAD'S UNIVERSITY (AMERICAN UNIVERSITY OF NIGERIA, YOLA, ADAMAWA STATE).

• Congrats.
• But sha...se na him salary as Vice-President ee take open University???
• And then see dat Oyinbo Woman as she dey grin from ear to ear like a CHESHIRE CAT.
• I bet she is thinking in her oyinbo head say...'Which wan concern me where una money come from...Stupid Naijaman...make you just dey pay my salary jeje o, make I dey enjoy korrect sun-tan for una 4uked up hell-hole called country before I go back go America go enjoy my retirement kooleeee... Mugu Nigerians. I hope and pray una government Universities will never see the light of day so dat una go dey open private universities for people like me'.
• Hehehe...d history of Nigeria. Question: But why una tink say awa government universities are all  RUBBISH??? Answer:  Bcos all awa leaders open their own 4ukin private Universities, and do not want competition. Do we need a prophet to tell us dat???

UGANDAN PRESIDENT SHAMES JONATHAN!!!

HEAR WHAT PRESIDENT MUSEVENI OF UGANDA SAYS ABOUT NIGERIAN SAD STATE OF SECURITY!!! HE PUTS THE BLAME SQUARELY ON THE NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT.

“I have never called the United Nations to guard our security. Me, Yoweri Museveni to say that I have failed to protect my people and I call on the UN: I would rather hang myself. We prioritized national security by developing a strong Army, otherwise our Uganda would be like DRC, South Sudan, Somalia or Nigeria where militias have disappeared with school children. 

"It would be a vote of no confidence in our country and citizens if we can’t guarantee our security? What kind of persons would we be?”

––PRESIDENT YOWERI MUSEVENI OF UGANDA.

• SHAME ON NIGERIA....Ordinary Uganda there!!!
• Upon all una GRA-GRA.

NIGERIAN TRANSGENDER!!!

YOUR OWN BETA....YOU NO GET PROBLEM KE!!! SE YOU SAY YOU BE MISS SAHARA. OKAY OOOO!!!

• SO AS NIGERIA DEY BURN EVERYDAY, DIS WAN NA YOUR BIGGEST PROBLEM??? ABI???
• OK O...WE NO VEX...AND GOD SEF NO VEX....Shikena.
• SE ALL YOU WANT NA TO GO AROUND WITH TOTO, INSTEAD OF PRICK???
• WHY NOT...ITS A FREE WORLD KE....according to Oyinbo people.
• BUT MAKE SURE YOU REMAIN IN DAT YOUR EUROPE WEY YOU DEY...ABI NA THAILAND YOU SAY YOU DEY SEF.
• BCOS IF AREA BOY CATCH YOU FOR LAGOS...YOU GO SMELL PEPPER!!! WALAHI...I KNO. NO BE SAY I DEY GUESS, OR WEDA DEM TELL ME.
• SEE YOUR HEAD LIKE COCONUT....WITH DAT YOUR FAKE HAIR.
• OMOKOMO.
• ALL OF UNA WEY LIKE EVERYTIN SKIRT...IF YOU GO TAKE MISTAKE LAND DIS KAIN WAN...NAIM BE SAY PRICK GO MEET PRICK...LOL. Yeparipa. Ee no go funny.