AMBODE TO LAGOSIANS !!!

Governor Akinwunmi Ambode of Lagos State on Saturday thanked Lagosians for the massive support given to his administration in 2016.

Ambode, in his New Year message, promised to would work assiduously to ensure that the state is taken to the next pedestal in 2017, especially in the area of physical and social infrastructural development.

He assured the residents of the state that he remained totally committed to his promise to deliver a vibrant, non-discriminatory, clean, prosperous and safer Lagos.

“The state witnessed significant improvements in its performance indices due to the massive investment on its tripod of security, infrastructure and job opportunities in 2016.

“More emphasis will be placed on sustaining the growth in 2017 through people-oriented programmes and policies which cut across education, health, agriculture, housing, tourism, environment, among others.

“In 2017, we shall carry out fundamental reforms on all our modes of transportation – roads, water and the walkways.

“In this wise, an integrated transport management system is a priority.”

Ambode said his administration would embark on the urbanization of the Marina axis, waterways channelisation, establishment of more parks and gardens as well as community sports centres and stadia in different locations across the state.

He urged residents to continue to cooperate with his administration, especially in the area of prompt payment of taxes.

The governor also charged residents to continue to keep the peace, saying that it was only in an atmosphere of peace and stability that meaningful projects and programmes could be carried out.

He assured that the government would continue to judiciously distribute the state’s commonwealth and ensure that the ongoing social and infrastructural development got to every part of the metropolis.

Ambode said as the state prepares to celebrate the golden anniversary of its creation, all hands must be on deck to ensure that the prosperity of the past five decades is sustained.

“I promised Lagosians a government of inclusion; I do not intend to renege on that promise.

“We will continue to work 24 hours round the clock to deliver on our promise to ensure a Lagos that works for all.”


source : www.punchng.com

POLICE OFFICER COMMITS SUICIDE !!!

Assistant Commissioner of Police commits suicide in Edo.

The residence of the late police officer

An Assistant Commissioner of Police, identified as one Christopher Osakue, has reportedly committed suicide in Benin, the Edo State capital.‎

Late Osakue allegedly shot himself in the head with his service pistol in his residence located on Upper Sokponba on Wednesday after sending a woman and little boy living with him on an errand.

It was also learnt that he did not leave any suicide note behind.

The late police officer was said to be in charge of training and development at the state police 
command after his recent posting from Ondo State.‎‎

The ACP had earlier suffered a partial stroke a few years back and was gradually recovering from it before the incident occurred.

A source in the area disclosed that a gunshot from the residence of the deceased was heard at about 5pm on December 28.‎‎ The source said,

“A neighbour said she heard a gunshot inside the ACP’s residence about 5pm that fateful Wednesday.
“She added that after the sound of the gun, a frightening silence engulfed the entire building.”

Security operatives from the Ugbekun police division were said to have later stormed his residence.

It was further learnt that the late Osakue had played host to some youths in his area last Christmas.

The Commissioner of Police, Haliru Gwandu, described the senior police officer’s death as a case of suicide.

Gwandu also explained that the pistol which he allegedly used to commit the act was signed for at the Ondo State Police command before he was posted to Edo.

NAIJABLAB GREETS YOU !!!

WE LOVE YOU ALL.......from NAIJABLAB !!!

NOLLYWOOD 'SHOW-OFFS': WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE ???

Seun Kuti urges celebs to reach out to Emmanuel Ugolee as Dbanj donates N1million to the kidney transplant.

Son of legendary Fela Anikulapo Kuti, also a mega star in his own right, Seun Kuti, while contributing has urged Nigerians and particularly entertainers to support TV host, Emma Ugolee in his quest for funds for a kidney transplant.

He took to his Facebook fan page to say that Emma Ugolee was a colleague whose talent should be saved. 

In the same light, Koko master Dbanj demonstrated his concern for Emmanuel who has been a long time friend of his by donating the sum of N1million to the cause. He called Emmanuel a "Good man" who has always supported talent and lamented about the poor health insurance schemes in Nigeria.

Emmanuel who is delighted with the show of love expressed that he is hopeful that the balance sum of N33million would be realized. 

• OYA...ALL DIS NOLLYWOOD 'SHOW OFFS' WEY DEY LIKE TO SHOW YANSH ONLINE......
• ALL DIS CHEAP ILLITERATE COMEDIANS WEY DON MAKE SUDDEN MILLIONS.....
• AND ALL DIS PANGOLO MUSICIANS WEY DEY SPEND MONEY YAFUN YAFUN ON EXOTIC CARS.....
• DIS S A CLARION CALL FOR U ALL...COME AND GIVE DONATIONS.
• IT COULD BE YOUR TURN TOMORROW.......
• ONLY GOD KNOWS TMRO.

DIFFERENT PEOPLE DIFFERENT STROKES !!!

DIS GUY LOOKS HALF 'DEAD' TO ME !!! HE NEEDS HELP...hehehe.



I GO DO OOOOOO!!!



Identical twins who share a bed with their boyfriend have now revealed they both plan to marry him.

Anna and Lucy DeCinque, from Perth, Australia, both plan to tie the knot with boyfriend Ben Byrne having met him on Facebook five years ago. The 30-year-old sisters say they plan to travel to Tucson, Arizona, to say their three-way vows.

Arizona's constitution bans polygamy but lists no punishment - meaning many travel for wedding services which are described as 'spiritual' rather than legal unions.

According to UK Mirror, announcing their intentions on YouTube, the pair said:

"We’ve been with him for five years so he’s twinning and winning… We do want to marry the same man and his name is Ben.And now we've been thinking, how is that going to work? Many debate is it possible? Can it really work? I don't really know.

"We've actually heard in Tucson [America] you can get married."

The twins baffled ITV's This Morning hosts Philip Schofield and Holly Willoughby as they bluntly admitted they sleep with him at the same time earlier this year.

They said: "We're in the mood at the same time. He's a lucky guy, He needs double the energy, he gets double the love and double the attention. We're not hurting anyone and it makes us happy.

"We're always going to be together. Because we're with each other 24/7 of our lives it's so much easier to share a boyfriend."

50 PROMINENT NIGERIANS WHO DIED IN 2016 !!!

1) The 38th Oba of Benin, Omo n’Oba n’Edo Uku Akpolokpolo, Oba Erediauwa
2) The 40th Olubadan of Ibadan, Oba Samuel Odulana Odugade
3) Former Sultan of Sokoto, Alhaji Ibrahim Dasuki
4) Captain Elechi Amadi
5) Sir Olaniwun Ajayi
6) Chief Michael Ibru
7) Chief Rasheed Gbadamosi
8...Justice Nikki Tobi
9) Dr. Tunji Braithwaite
10) Chief Ojo Maduekwe
11) Chief (Mrs.) Bola Kuforiji Olubu
12) Alhaji Umaru Ali Shinkafi
13) Mr. Ken Saro-Wiwa Jr.
14) Barr. James Ocholi and his wife
15) Barr. Fred Agbaje
16) Ms. Bola Davies
17) Mr. Chris Jeyibo
18) Prof. Isidore Okpewho
19) Mr. Justin Abuah
20) Mr. Godspower Ake
21) Prof. James Egunjobi
22) Olorogun Felix Ibru
23) Mrs. Caroline Onoh
24) Prince. Ademola Adeniji-Adele
25) Mr. Sunday Adewusi
26) Malam Abdulkarim Albashir
27) Mr.John Manassah
28) Mrs. Grace Onaiwu Omoigui
29) HRH Emmanuel Njemanze
30) Mr. Samaila Inusa
31) Senator Adekunle Agunbiade
32) Mr. Philemon Ihediwa
33) Dame Mercy Alagoa
34) OJB Jezreel
35) Mrs. Henrietta Kosoko
36) Mr. Stephen Keshi
37) Mr. Sikiru Adeshina aka Arakangudu
38) Mr. Shuaibu Amodu
39) Nomoreloss
40) Mr. Obiekwe Okwusogu, SAN
41) Mr. Deji Sasegbon, SAN
42) Senator Martin Nwali
43) Senator Francis Okpozo
44) Senator Mukhtar Abdulkarim
45) Prof. Herbert Onitiri
46) Mr. Olu Domingo
47) Alhaji Shettima Ali-Mongonu
48) Maj. Gen. Yushau Abubakar
49) Hon. Adewale Elijah-Oluwatayo
50) Oba Michael Sonariwo
51) Sir Etim Inyang
52) Lt.-Col. Muhammad Ali
53) Mr. Chris Jeyibo

ARMY SAYS BOKO-NONSENSE IS OVER ???

 Pres Buhari receives Shekau's personal Quaran and Boko Haram's flag captured by Nigerian Army.

President Buhari yesterday attended the Guards Brigade Regimental Dinner Night at the Guards Brigade Scorpion Mess in Abuja where he received the captured flag of Boko Haram as well as the personal Quaran of Boko Haram leader, Abubakar Shekau.

The military on December 23rd, captured the last camp of the sect members in Sambisa forest. There they recovered the Quaran of Shekau as well as the flag for the group.

OBA OF IWO LAND 'MUST BE ARRESTED' !!!

Magistrate Court Insists... CP should arrest Oluwo of Iwo

A magistrate’s court sitting in Osogbo, Osun State has ordered the Commissioner of Police, Fimihan Adeoye, to arrest Oluwo of Iwo, Oba Abdulrasheed Akanbi, and bring him to court on January 6.

The magistrate, Olusola Aluko, gave the fresh order on Friday when the case involving the monarch came up for hearing again.

He said he was surprised that the police commissioner had not arrested Oluwo since he first issued the bench warrant of arrest against the First Class monarch.

Aluko expressed dismay that the police commissioner had not effected the bench warrant of arrest he had issued against the monarch, which he said he had signed and handed over to an officer of the state police command.

He said, “I am baffled that the commissioner of police has not done his duty. I am also surprised by his claim that he was unaware of the bench warrant. That must be a joke of the century. I, therefore, order him to immediately arrest the respondent.

“I am not joking with my order. He (Akanbi) should be arrested and brought to this court on Friday, January 6, 2017. The sanctity of the judiciary must be protected.”

Magistrate Aluko stated that the case instituted by the Oluwo Oke of Iwo-Oke, Oba Kadiri Adeoye, against Oluwo Akanbi before his court was not a chieftaincy case but a criminal one.

He said, “I will like to say that the matter before me was filed based on sections 35, 37 and 38 of the criminal procedures of Osun State.

“In a criminal case such as this, a defendant must appear in court. This court is not trying chieftaincy matter. It is the law that once an order is made, to prevent anarchy, such an order must be obeyed.

“It is to be noted that an order was first made by my brother, Magistrate Omisade of Iwo jurisdiction before the case was transferred here by fiat and I had asked him (Akanbi) three times to appear before this court.”

Oluwo had said he would also issue a traditional warrant of arrest on Magistrate Aloku. 

POLITICAL TIF-TIF: JONATHAN STYLE !!!

Face of the Ex-Perm Sec Involved in the N1.5bn SUV Fraud

Godknows Igali from Bayelsa State and whoever was involved with him used Billions that should have been used to pay the families of dead PHCN workers, to buy exotic SUVs for the campaign of Goodluck Jonathan in 2015.

All the expensive vehicles later returned to his mansion in Abuja, but they were allegedly exposed by a good Nigerian who went to his house to work.

Seized 47 SUVs, bought for GEJ Campaign with money for Dead PHCN workers.

A former Permanent Secretary in the Federal Ministry of Power, Godknows Igali is in hot soup after operatives of the EFCC discovered that he allegedly spent N1.5bn for the purchase of Sports Utility Vehicles (SUVs) which were used by the Goodluck Jonathan Campaign Organisation.

Minister of Information, Lai Mohammed, had said on Thursday that 40 SUVs and other vehicles were recovered from a retired Perm Sec in Abuja.

Now the full details are coming out...
Detectives at the EFCC disclosed that Godknows Igali was the retired civil servant being referred to.

An EFCC operative told Punch that the agency got to know about the vehicles through an artisan who had gone to do some maintenance work at Igali’s Abuja residence.

The artisan was said to have been surprised by the number of vehicles in the retired civil servant’s residence and quickly alerted the EFCC. That's a good Nigerian!

The detective said, “He (Igali) had allegedly secured the 47 vehicles in well guarded premises in an upscale neighbourhood of Abuja but he ran out of luck when an artisan who had come to fix a faulty utility got curious by the avalanche of state-of –the-art vehicles parked on the premises and tipped off the EFCC.

“The commission immediately commenced discreet investigation. In the course of investigation, it discovered that all the vehicles were supplied by Dilly Motors at the instance of Igali.”

Investigators, however, discovered that the money used in buying the vehicles did not emanate from Igali’s bank account but from Baseworth Insurance Brokers Limited, a company that was under investigation in another case of an alleged diversion of N27bn insurance premium of deceased staff of the Power Holding Company of Nigeria (PHCN).

However, when representatives of Dilly Motors were invited, they told operatives of the EFCC in their statement that the payments were made by Baseworth Insurance Brokers Limited on behalf of the permanent secretary.

The EFCC source added, “It was initially difficult to determine the source of the funds with which the vehicles were purchased as it did not come directly from Igali’s account but a breakthrough came as the commission stumbled on evidence of a curious payment To Dilly Motors from the account of Baseworth Insurance Brokers Limited, a company that was under investigation in another case of alleged diversion of N27bn insurance premium of deceased staff of the PHCN.

“In one of the transfers, N300m was paid to Dilly Motors from the account of Baseworth Insurance Brokers. Operatives of the commission were curious to determine the service which Dilly Motors rendered to Baseworth Insurance Brokers to warrant payment. Dilly Motors on interrogation allegedly admitted that the N300m was part of the N1.5bn paid by Igali for the purchase of vehicles for the Goodluck/Sambo Campaign organisation to prosecute the 2015 general election.”

It was learnt that the Permanent Secretary may be charged to court soon.

PREGNANCY OR FOOTBALL ???

This pregnant lady & her baby bump has got people talking

Her baby bump looks unique... probably there are more than one baby resting inside there. 

• IF U ASK ME IT LOOKS LIKE FOOTBALL !!!

THESE BLOODY SOUTH AFRICANS HATE NIGERIANS !!!

Nigerians in South Africa have been enraged by the illegal killing of a Nigerian man by security men in South Africa. Mr. Tochukwu Nnadi, popularly known as King (Eze) was allegedly strangled to death while in handcuffs, by SA police early yesterday for selling drugs ...According to reports, the victim's brother who was called to the scene was also shot, and taken into custody without explanation.

• WHILE WE DO NOT CONDONE THE CRIME OF DRUG PEDDLING, WE ALSO FEEL IT IS FUNDAMENTALLY UNJUST, AND GROSSLY ILLEGAL/ PATHETIC TO KNOW THAT ANY POLICE FORCE IN THE WORLD WOULD REACT AS SUCH.
• SOUTH AFRICANS HAVE A SERIOUS INFERIORITY COMPLEX WHEN THEY MEET NIGERIANS. 
• U CANNOT TOLERATE US, BUT U LIKE OUR INVESTMENTS AND MONEY.....
• SOUTH AFRICANS ARE LOSERS !!!
• THE ONLY GOOD THING DAT CAME OUT OF SA IS NELSON MANDELA !!!
• EVERY OTHER THING ABOUT DEM IS BULL SHIT.

LAGOS STATE CEMETERIES ARE TOO FULL !!!

Dead Bodies Stick Out Of Imota Cemetery, Lagos 

As shared by Aderibigbe Adeola Gentlesoul,a TV presenter at Galaxy Television.....

'On Friday, I have the privilege of being the first journalist to visit, Imota Cemetery of horror. Hope this picture can go viral and force government to find a solution before the breakout of an epidemic'

• DIS IS A BLOODY DISGRACE.
• NAIJABLAB ONCE PUBLISHED A SIMILAR ARTICLE FROM A CONCERNED CITIZEN ABOUT 'ATAN' CEMETERY. 
• IT'S SHAMEFUL TO KNOW DAT NOTHING IS BEING DONE TO CURB THE CRIMINAL BODY PARTS SELLING RACKET DAT OUR CEMETERY ATTENDANTS ENGAGE IN.
• ALSO IT IS GENERAL KNOWLEDGE DAT ALL DIS LAGOS CEMETERIES ARE FULL UP, BUT THE GOVT STILL ALLOWS DEM TO ACCEPT DEAD BODIES.
• SOME HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO BURY D DEAD IN ONLY 2FT OF GRAVE....AS OPPOSED TO THE USUAL 6FT.
• AMBODE...PLEASE DO SOMETHING.....IT'S A SINNNNNN TO TREAT OUR DEAD WITH SO MUCH DISRESPECT.
• THEY ARE NOT GIVEN A CHANCE TO REST IN PEACE FOR 4UK SAKE !!!
• IT IS THE CURSE OF ALL DIS PEOPLE DAT HAUNT NIGERIA TODAY.....DEM SUFA WHEN DEM DEY WITH US, AND WHEN DEM DIE FINISH UNA NO EVEN STILL GIVE DEM REST....Haba....ee no good now. 
• DATS WHY NIGERIA NO GO FORWARD....BUHARI TAKE NOTE....it sounds mundane, but na true.
• THERE IS GOD OOOOOOO!!!

NOLLYWOOD'S IK OGBONNA & WIFE !!!

The day I came to Nigeria to see Ik,he went to borrow N10k - Sonia Ogbonna.

Nollywood actor, Ik Ogbonna's wife, Sonia has revealed in her recent blogpost how her husband went to borrow N10k the day she came to Nigeria so he can get her from the airport.

Read her story after the cut...

Broke Days: My Husband and I Started With N10k 

This is a story I'm sure many of you guys don't know about and I really feel like it's time to share it with you today,as this year is coming to an end. 

Just for a second, looked back at my life,this 2016 that is almost gone and my heart started beating faster because I realized how far we have come. Gratitude I feel makes me wanna cry because God is indeed great. He never fails. 

I'm writing this with intention to awake that positive energy of hope and faith in you before we enter this brand new year and make you believe that miracles truly happen when there is Love,Gratitude and Peace in our hearts to invite it in.
Most of you think that my life in Nigeria was nothing but glamorous story,followed by mad parties,red carpet events and comfortable life since I "got me" a Naija celebrity boyfriend.  Lol..If you guys only knew..

The day I came to Nigeria to see Ik,he went to BORROW N10k (which was equal to $50 at that time) just so he can get me from the airport.
Yes guys.
That is the very naked truth. 

We met in not so ideal circumstances.
To be very sincere with you,in any other case ,"normal" me would probably carry my load  and go after realizing that I can't have as comfortable life as I pictured (heeey,did I really came all the way to Nigeria to suffer with all those lavish millionaires and oil tycoons around ?Chineke God, I don dey crase?Lol).  

Average African Man's confidence is normally backed up with money and wealth he posses. It's all about what they can do for you or what they can give you that makes them so proud and confident to approach even the most beautiful women on planet earth . Mathematics is simple: no money - no confidence at all.
But then i met Ik. A young man with who was not wealthy,without a big family name but,guys ,the way he was confident.Not arrogant.Confident. That sexy mind blowing confidence.Not only that.There was potential. There was a fire in that man's eyes. Pure determination. Heart of a lion. But so pure and so kind. So honest. Real. Intelligent. Wise.Capable. 

There was a  man who eventually became my best friend,who knew my dirty secrets and the naked truth about me and still loved me when I did not even know if I love myself. A woman feels that once in a lifetime. 

My common sense has left me so I was there to follow my heart.
Then it got to my head: We could actually have it all.
He loved me from day one. For sure I know. But he was still a man. That's why he felt bad that he can't give me the world he thinks I deserve.I felt his pain.
I looked at him one day. I knew he felt helpless at some point. Told him "Ik ,when I look at you I see a billionaire.You better start acting like one." Later on he told me that was somethings I said that completely changed his life. 

He loved me for who I am,I believed in him when he had nothing. And that was unconditional. I guess that's when magic happens. 

But let me be honest again: It was not an easy journey at the beginning.
Me,Sonia,"Fine girl",that was always getting things effortlessly everywhere I go.
Secondly in my whole life I was alway running away from commitment.At all this did not make me feel right. I was afraid that I won't get to live life that I alway wanted.I felt like  I had to sacrifice it for sake of some Love like that.For Christ sake,I run away from my home to have a better life then my parents did,not to find myself in the same old shit.
We had ups and downs.
But then things started changing.
How?
I'm far from a perfect woman,but I realized I had a one very special superpower: my words can change lives. I can speak words into existence!
I started speaking life into him. I was telling him about our future.I stopped complaining. Instead on what we did not want,I started refocusing our energy on what we wanted to happen. We stopped talking about bills,lack of money or things we was not capable of doing at that time. Instead,we were talking about cars we gonna drive,places we will travel to,businesses we will run. I didn't nag,or rub things in his face.It was all about creating a right mental picture.Gradually we broke all the limitations because we stopped feeding our worries and fears with complains and bad emotions.We created a new norm: there was no chance you could ever hear us using word "broke".I understood one thing : you must act according things you want to attract,not opposite. Act like you already own it. 

I would look at this young man...Nothing he can't do. It was only a matter of encouragement and motivation.
That was the key that got all the doors open.
In one year only he started working almost every day of his life,he got big endorsements,flattering awards and nominations,participated in over 30 movies. Somehow things just start falling into place.We got a beautiful,healthy baby boy.
Second year we got another car. I actually got a car I was always dreaming of. This year we moved to a beautiful,new house. We have started several businesses,sorted out our family company and he produced 2 movies on his own.
All the hard work started paying of.From 0 to 100. Literally.

But do you know what? From this point of my life,I am actually endlessly grateful that we met in time we were both on zero. I think that was what built our foundation strong. He did not won my love with cars and luxury gifts. And he knew all my flaws. And we still had deep love and honest friendship between us.Plus now we can brag how we started from the bottom and now we here (lmao) . 

But for real,there is nothing that can make a bond and friendship stronger then a process of building a life from scratch. You watch someone's life changing just in front of your eyes.That is magical.You know that even without everything,there was always something.We held our hands with N10k and we still do when things got way better .
At times I take things I have now for granted,forgetting how hard I used to pray for them back in the days,and now ,by sharing this with you I feel so damn guilty because a life I live now can't possibly be compared to one I had only 3 years ago. 

So please fam,let's start this beautiful year with a right kind of attitude. Faith. Gratitude.
Believe in your choice and in yourself. Do not compare yourself to other people's lives,but wish them well. 

And settle for your blessings,confess them everyday,with love and peace in your heart. Do not fear,you are not alone. 

And please do let me know when your life starts changing.
I want to rejoice with you.