MISS BAYELSA APPOINTED SPECIAL ADVISER ON TOURISM & CULTURE!!!

Miss Bayelsa, 18-year old Anna Banner, yesterday's winner of the Most Beautiful Girl in Nigeria, has been appointed by her Governor as Special Adviser on Tourism & Culture.

• How DUMB...what does she know about tourism and culture? Is winning a Beauty Pageant a criterion for d position? Make una dey deceive una self. What is she advising d Governor on?
• Oga Governor...abi you wan DO??? Me sef ...I GO DO ooooo. Naija men, una no dey do anytin for free for fine woman, so make Anna watch eem PANYA o. Oga Excellency wan score be dat. We have seen it before.
• If na me be Anna papa, I go go get License for PUMP-ACTION....and shoot d prick outta d moda4kaaaa!!!