BRITAIN INVADED BY COUNTERFEIT OYINBO!!!

Just one day after the Romanians and Bulgarians were allowed by the new immigration rules to enter the UK  to work, the streets of Central London have become littered with BEGGARS. One of the arrested women did not mince words in confessing that she came to the UK to use the National Health Service NHS. How smart???

• Kaiiii...Yoruba people say OYINBO GO (oyinbo mumu)...no be small.
• Na by force to join EU? Especially when you kno say you no dey d same LEVEL with your so called colleagues or partners.
• Britain don enter BIG-TIME WAHALA. Dem don see wettin dem dey look for. I even hear say some of dem don go dey shit for people door-steps for West End for night-time, when d shit hold dem well well. lol. I no fit laugh o!!!
• Dis Roma people no GIVE A SHIT...In fact dis begging na small tin. Na now serious PICK-POCKETS go storm London. Dem no send anybody message o.
• Abeg my Naija people, make una shine una eyes o...make one yeye jepejepe Oyinbo from Romania no go enter una pocket steal all d GBURU (hard work) MONEY wey una wan send go Naija to waiting relatives. If dem hama you...just go hang yoursef. Bcos as Naija concern, who born Roma to pick your pocket? Abi dem no kno where you sef come from? You sef don see wettin pass Roma before you come here...abi? You wey your eyes don red well well.
• D problem with British people be say dem no sabi say NO. For God's sake even if you wan do EU...do am with beta Oyinbo from France, New Zealand, Swiss, abi Germany, Spain Norway. No be to dey do UNION with Hungry Hungarians, Bulgarians abi Romanians. Kaiiiiii.  Alias EXCUSE OYINBO people.
• Make i tell una wan story. When I was a student in d UK in d 70/80s, naim i come go catch wan yeye Air Plane dem dey call AEROFLOT to come back from holidays in Nigeria. To start with d plane dey sound like say silencer burst...all d way to Sofia (Bulgaria). Man no even fit sleep one minute for inside Plane. Na prayers i take my mouth pray sotay we reach Sofia Airport. Naim i come say make i use toilet for Sofia Airport....OOOBOYYYYOOO!!! D LATERINE wey dey for Oshodi better pass am. Na from dat dey I stop dey respect any oyinbo from dat side. Dem be korrect COUNTERFEIT. 
• Dem be ORIGINAL SUFA-HEAD people (aka. Excuse Oyinbo). Real BOMBOCLAT type...walahi. 
• God forgive my mouth...But na true I tok.