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Wednesday, 23 October 2013

THIS DAY FOREIGN EDITOR FOUND DEAD IN HIS CAR.



The Foreign and Diplomatic Editor of This Day Newspaper, Paul Ohia, was yesterday found dead in his official car. He had slumped in his white Kia Optima car, along Marina Road, Apapa, Lagos. His car seat was in the Recline position, when he was found motionless. An autopsy is on to determine the cause of death.

  • RIP...You don reach your own BUS-STOP.
  • Twas possibly a Cardiac Arrest.
  • Naijas no dey remember to check their blood pressure o. Some of dem never even see Hospital Gate in ten years.
  • A friend of mine who has HBP once told me dat he saw his doctor who prescribed him some meds...and dat he took it for one month and felt better....and STOPPED!!!
  • Did I LAUGH my head off?
  • I was quick to tell him dat once you have been diagnosed with HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE...no soap fit wash am commot for your body again LAILAI. Naim be say if you wan enjoy life and see your children grow, you nust to dey take d medicine for d rest of your freaking life!!! One pil a day.
  • D guy still dey argue with me...well me i just dey look am dey laugh. Na so some Naija ELITES dey argue blindly. Dem kno too much.
  • Heart Attack no be joke...when it happens, na PEKE. Ee don FINISH be dat.

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