It has been revealed that our Nobel Laurrette, Professor Wole Soyinka, narrowly missed death by not being at the Westgate Mall massacre in Kenya. He was billed to be attending a Litrary Festival with his deceased buddy and friend, Prof. Awoonor, but missed because of other pressing engagements in Nigeria. He said, in honour of his friend :
'Those who organized and carried out the outrage on innocent lives in Nairobi are carriers of the most lethal virus of corruption imaginable...corruption of the soul, corruption of the spirit, corruption of that animating humanistic essence that separates us from predatory beasts'.
- BABA....na true you tok Sir.
- I absolutely CONCUR.
- Dem dey worse than ANIMALS.
- Dey are bigots, and GUTTER SNIPES.
- Dey cannot be said to propagate d course of any RELIGION known to man.
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