GOVERNOR ROTIMI AMAECHI IN HOT SOUP.

There is unconfirmed report that the First Lady, Dame Patience Jonathan, has relocated to her hometown, Port Harcourt in a bid to finally 'cut Governor Rotimi Amaechi's wings'. Being a 'daughter of the soil' herself, she spent yesterday holding meetings with the 'who is who' of River States Legislature, designing how to speed up the impeachment of the troubled Governor.
For some time now Amaechi has been a thorn in the skin of President Jonathan. The President has not hidden the fact that a second term for Amaechi as the Chairman of the Nigerian Governors' Forum, is a 'no show'. This is why Jonah Jang, the Governor of Plateau State, was pushed forward as a formidable candidate, sponsored by Jonathan himself. Amaechi is seen as the 'bad boy' Governor, having once been heard addressing a crowd in Kaduna to the effect that he plans to run as Deputy President of Nigeria, alongside a serving Northern Governor, come 2015 presidential election.
 As if these travails were not enough for Amaechi, a few weeks ago his plane was grounded at a Nigerian Airport by 'authorities from above', and his government has been threatened with a probe for financial mismanagement. The 'bad boy' Governor has also been recently suspended from the PDP.

• Chei!!!...only you? If I were you I will pack my load and run back to my village.
• My dear Gov...If you cant stand the heat, then don't hang around the kitchen. Dis is Naija in its full element. O boy, you cant win o!!!. Make we tok true. It is either you go and 'dobale' (prostrate), like Diya and Adisa did to Abacha, or you wait for the worst. There is notin like shame there o.
• For madam to come your door step, naim be say yawa don gasss. You don see where person carry faya for head before? Well dis na d real Mcoy.
• But Amaechi..you sef....u get too much ambition o. Na so pawa dey intoxicate people? You no wan crawl before you waka?. You stupidly want to play second fiddle to mallam, rather than let your own person contest? (igbo style). Dis na wettin dey kill Southerners. Una never learn. Your eye go see 'whinnnn'....pepper na understatement.
• Madam...CARRY ON. I trust you sef.