TWO VEILED WOMEN CONCEAL ASSAULT WEAPONS IN MAIDUGURI.

A Youth Vigilante Group in Maiduguri have arrested two veiled women attempting to smuggle assault weapons into their Sunday market. They were nabbed at the Bulabulin entrance gate to the market, concealing two AK47 rifles, two pistols, and IED (Improvised Explosive Devise).
The government JTF (Joint Task Force) is investigating the matter.

• Waooo. Dis na case of 'Saved by d bell'. I don tok am before say dis Boko-Nonsense people go soon start dey use their wives and sisters to blow us up. Those innocent looking 'yarinyans'...all na lie lie.
• JTF...se una don see now? Make una start dey search d pata (pant) of their women one by one o. We no fit trust dem from here to there. Enemies of progress.
• And den..Oga Jonna (Jonathan) come dey say him wan release their women wey dey for detention!!! How naive can you be?  I hope he is hearing dis news. Even sef their men don begin dress like women.